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All for Lust (2003)
Everybody Loves Sonja.
This one of the worst films of soft core porn history. It very weak the plot is to mess up needed more sex scenes and need to be a little longer movie. What's up with everybody having sex with Sonja the best friends Eric and Ken, the wife Chase but not the husband Brandon that sucks he didn't get any from her. It would been great if that did it the right way by having her really stalking Brandon not one of his bestfriends. I just wish the people who write soft core porn write better stuff than this crap.
Testing the Limits (1998)
WEAK!
This is one of the weakest soft porn film around. I can't believe somebody wrote this stupid story before making some changes. The guy Mike is a major wimp and moron I can't believe he didn't want to take a shower with his bride-to-be Toni and be in a threesome with the french photographer Jan. He does do a threesome with Toni and Kristi but that was short I hate that every time in Soft Core Porn Films threesomes between a woman, a man, and a woman is short but a girl-girl thing is about an hour. To the makers of these films have the threesomes alot longer this film should've have two threesome scenes not one but two.
Mutual Love Life (1999)
What A Unfunny Short Film
They should call it Mutual Crap Love Life. What joke this short film is they only made this stupid movie for making the guy who stupid girlfriend going to break up with him the bad guy. And made that slut of a girlfriend the good guy. If I was the one who had a chance to redo this film I would made it a whole lot better by turning back the clock so the guy write down on the paper. For being a TV show like the first person who comment I don't think it wouldn't last long on TV.
Food for Thought (2001)
STAY AWAY!
One of the stupidest short films I have ever seen. I just seen this film last night on one of the Cinemax channels I thought this was gonna be a horror film like what they said on my box. The only horror about this film is the entire film stupid begining, stupid middle, and stupid ending. I just want to warn to anybody who want to see this film on cable please don't watch I hope Kenny Golde is kicking himself right now for making a crappy short film.
Fantasy Island (1998)
An insult to the first one
People who want to comment on this show don't listen to the others because some sound like they never seen the first Fantasy Island they are putting down. They like this lame annoying second one I hate this one so much I wish some one blew up the island. I mean the New Mr Roarke is like the Devil and his stupid sidekick is this mean spirted woman name Ariel who needed a pimp slap in her face. These don't grant great Fantasies like the first show no they just like to messed up people's fantasies. So if you like to see Tattoo again and the first Mr. Roarke watch it on Tv Land but please don't this lame one.
Loveline (1996)
Very Lame Show With Bad Advise.
I think this is one of saddest shows I've seen on MTV close to Undressed. One episode they had this very stupid guy on who called to tell them he kicked out his is soon-to-be bride and her girlfriend because he found them in bed together at their apartment. Adam and Dr. Drew and everybody cheer for his stupid ass he did know that was a sign to quit watching TV and get to bed with these two. If I was there in the studio on that episode I would insulted that guy so bad that it would make him cry like a baby. Then I ask for his girlfriend phone number.
Gazon maudit (1995)
Really Lame and Insulting.
I think this was one of the worst films I ever seen on cable. I know the husband is a jerk for cheating on his wife but, why is he? He wife is one hot looking woman that I wouldn't cheated on myself but what's with the lesbian stuff in all these kind of movies huh? I only like the ending just a little bit but, they should made it more good with the lesbian so called DJ fall in love with the husband and he fall in love with her but they didn't do the threesome way they did it their own stupid way.
Tomcats (2001)
A some funny some not.
I thought it will be a Ok movie after seeing the commercials about it. It was funny at some parts and some very nasty. The only person I felt sorry for is Horatio Sans who got a hot wife who is cheating on him with other women. But he never got a chance to have a threesome with until the and that was good but they should have made more bigger thru out the film.
Club Vampire (1998)
It Sucks Bad
When first read it in Fangora's Video List in 1998 I thought this is a good movie to rent and because of they built it up as a good movie. Boy I was wrong really wrong The first part was sick when the stripper mom turns into a vampire and toss her cookies on the floor. Then on the almost last part of the movie was not right the son of the stripper/vampire was going to become a vampire himself by the female leader vampire and the second female vampire who turns his mom into one. But they stopped at that part and I was p***ed I wanted to see a threesome because in some vampire movies you don't see that between a woman, a man, and a woman. So I keep on watching still mad all the way to the stuipd ending. To the people who want to see this movie please don't save your money for something else.