Change Your Image
destinychild2014
Reviews
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)
Best movie of all times (for me, in my tiny, little lifetime).
Guardians of the Galaxy 3 isn't just the best Marvel movie for me, but my No 1 movie ever, dethroning Drive from that spot. The reason? Rocket...
Rocket is my favorite character ever because he is me (and also more adorable, more smart and more couragious, I'm not any of those things).
He is me though because I'm a misunderstood little man that pushes everyone away, being a jerk and a smartass to most people because i don't want to experience loosing my friends and being left alone, outcasted by everyone because I'm different, weird and unfitting as it happened on my childhood...
And what happens to Rocket in this trilogy is my ultimate fantasy. Finding people who slowly will love me so much that are able to sacrifice everything for me as i would do for them. Almost impossible in real life but having 3 movies (more if you count the Avengers movies that the guardians take part) that portrayed my fantasy it's just the recipe for the ultimate entertainment package. (Plus triple the action, the jokes and drama from the other movies).
So i have to thank with all my heart all the cast and crew (maybe James Gunn a bit more then any other) for creating something that i can rewatch a million times and hope that in a galaxy far far a way, an alternative me had experienced the love and recognition that Rockets has in this marvelous trilogy...
Thank you all...
PS for Marvel: Take an example, Marvel Studios and follow through this masterpiece and you'll be able to fix any problem you have after the mediocre Phase 4 and on...
Ghosted (2023)
It's not just the bias...
I'm the brother of someone who worked on this movie and i watched it so i can rate it to support my brother. I didn't have to watch it i was gonna rate it a 10 regardless of it's quality. But i find Ana to be very hot and as it turned out to be this movie was hot too!
Chris Evans in its greatest likeability after Captain America, Ana de Armas being as hot as No Time To Die but for a whole movie, fun romantic elements, good balanced action (I'm looking at you ms. Bay) and the cameos... Oh my god the cameos deserve a watch just for themselves. Not gonna spoil them.
Negatives aside (and there where some) this movie made me laugh and gotta me excited many times in its runtime. So i don't thing that this is the worst movie ever or that i lost 2 hours of my life and I'll never get them back or that people who like it are blind...
And if my brother wasn't working on this fun movie i would have rate it less then 10 but not much less... Now it gets a 10 and, brother i expect you to return the favor by covering for me again on Thanksgiving. Goodnight everybody have a good watch.
John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023)
The bad reviews are right again...
I never read the good reviews in anything. Movies, TV, Videogames... Never... I always read the bad reviews only.
When i see many reviews that say "worst movie ever" the chances are high that the movie is decent and worth a view. Those people never watch actually bad movies or they would know that there is no one worst movie ever... There is thousands of them...
When i see many reviews that say "I'll never get those 2 hours back" or "i wasted 2 hours of my life" i know that the movie is pretty good and I'm gonna like it. To those people... Just sleep less time some days. Even 5 minutes less a day can get you your wasted hours back in no time...
But when i see even just one review that complain about that the fourth movie of a franchise is the worst and the whole franchise sucks and yet they have sit through the whole franchise since they are able to criticize it, then the movie is a masterpiece...
And Chapter 4 is a masterpiece...
Enjoy if you are an action fan, you deserve thisπππ
Update: When i see reviews with the expression "Are people blind"? The movie is probably an 11/10. Blind people have their other senses very enhanced and know better from people with mediocre levels of all of their sense and are completely ignorant about what subjective means...
Wayne (2019)
Young Reacher...
This is as close as a Young Jack Reacher show would be. Wayne has as strong vigilantism instincts as Reacher and adding well written weird characters to the bunch in almost every episode this makes for a great show. If you are a fan of the Reacher books and you like the new tv show then give Wayne a chance. He needs a second season... He has unfinished business...
Sweet Girl (2021)
Not great but good enough overall to support a 10 out 10 twist.
I loved the Fight Club twist so much that makes up for the rest mediocre direction and acting. Also the fight scenes where great too, very intense and well thought and the hitman, No 4 from 6 Underground, was very cool (#make7Underground). The movie needed a bit more of him.
But overall what mattered was the twist... I cried...
PS: No action movie i have ever watched where realistic not even the ones that tried. So why people complain about realism in action movies buffles me. There's just grounded action movies and over the top action movies. Neither are realistic.
Black Widow (2021)
American Super Pie
It has the American Pie song so a 9 just for that...
I also fell in love with Yelena (just make her the female Deadpool), i wanna see Red Guardian fight Captain America while telling stories of his father and i wanna see Olga be more Taskmastery in more movies without the mind control of her father and without the mask.
As for Black Widow well... i always loved her so no changes here. Sad that there will be no more of her. I'll miss her.
But seriously... a 9 for American Pie...
6 Underground (2019)
15 times
I watched this movie 15 times trying to find out why i like it so much. I mean it can't worth a 10, right? It has so many flaws. The editing is all over the place, continuity errors galore, the jokes are good but lack the Deadpool magic, it's not deep enough in character development since the action takes most of the time etc...
After the 15nth time though the realisation came simply like a lightbulb above my head.
If you watch something 15 times, go through it from start to finish 15 whole times it's just good for you, you enjoyed it not matter the flaws or what others are saying. I'm not going to watched it a 16nth time to find out why, I'll watch it because it's was fun for 15 times and it will be fun for 1 more.
The only sad part is that they are not making a sequel. I really wanted to be informed on Amelia's origins and what the hell is the real name of One... Sad...
Free Guy (2021)
Everyone matters
I watched The Suicide Squad before this and i really loved the way small background characters like Milton matter and have an active role even for a little while. In this movie ALL the characters are background characters... and they matter.
Save single player games from the greedy Soonami of microtransactions and online only games. I'm a gamer and i approve this message...
I loved Suicide Squad and i love this one. If you are a gamer too this is for you!
Spoiler: No one dies in this one... They just respawn... (Not really a spoiler) π
Beckett (2021)
If you love Breakdown with Kurt Russell...
...you will love this. This is Breakdown in Greece...
Man out of his waters against relentless bad guys with the beautiful Greek Mediterranean scenery for background. All the location shootings are amazing from the mountains to the city of Athens. It's low on budget but not low in spirit. Anyone who likes pursuit conspiracy thrillers like Breakdown, Frantic or The Fugitive should give it a try. It's not as good but the lack of new movies like the abovementioned made me love it so much. Plus i speak greek and i understood every greek dialog that wasn't subtitled (way to go Netflix...) and they add so much to the authenticity of the whole production. Give me more like this ASAP.
Polar (2019)
Polar vs F9
Brilliant comic book movie.
This movie has a metacritic of 19 and F9 (aka Fast and Furious 9) has a 56. I rest my case...
No, not yet... It also has a user review score of 6.3 and F9 has 5.2...
...now i rest my case.
The Suicide Squad (2021)
Over the Top 10
I give this movie 11 because is over the top and the top is 10.
Seriously though... i'm right, i checked with my teacher, 11 is higher then 10.
I'm 7 years old and i would like to thank the director -i heard by some that he is my age, i'm also a 7grader- for making a rated 11 -over the top 10, checked- brilliant, funny, overrated (by me because 11 is more then 10) and sentimental (i cried when a certain character died hint1: it was in the beginning hint2: it was the bird) comic book movie. Rated 11 by me. I'll repeatedly watch this until i grow old and bitter like a lot of people here, same people who know the director age.
I have to go to bed now is almost 8pm, i'll watch the movie again tomorrow.
Goodnight.