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Skvoz vremya (2023)
another if only movie
If only they hadnt dubbed it , it would have been much much much more enjoyable movie.
It was like a good joke told so badly it wasnt funny.
With the dubbing its hard to tell if the acting and script were good and delivered well. Thou i suspect it was lacking in parts like Ethan talking to himself or the looney guy to explain the story line . Tinas dubbing was the worst , she sounded like a 5 yo girl not an adult.
The name Quantanium was also an issue given it sounds like its out of a 5yo kids story book.
The filming (shots /scenery) was ok and storyline had promise, it had time travel , is what i design good or bad and reversing what i created, daddy issues. Theres always a certain amount of belief suspension in sc-fi, after all it produces infinite stories and thats why we enjoy it especially time travel.
As i could not edit quotes i will add, the J Robert Oppenheimer (atomic bomb inventor) quote here which sums up the movie storyline.
"I have become death , the destroyer of worlds"
I had to watch to the end to see how it plays out.
Monsters of Man (2020)
surprising
Best free movie ive seen free on youtube. Well surprised.
Some good acting some so so acting . Good story, filming, action, music , suspense and robot cgi.
A few plot holes as youd expect in less than perfect movie that let it down, like not killing trapped robot , or guy being able climb up vine unhindered , or bad robot design to fit the plot with communication module so easily damaged/dislodged accessible that are needed to allow story to work but could have been written better.
But to many whining woman and noisy people giving location away . Could have developed the AI becoming sentient a bit better. Some say it could have been shorter so they had the time to. I myself liked the long movie. And would have enjoyed longer. (thats me saying movies good)
But a good watching
Very timely as the evil military will use AI technology in a way we peaceful humans dont want like this movie in the future. As capitalism fails there will be more of this in society whether military protecting govt and corporate protecting their assets or 1% protecting themselves all looking after themselves robots take over as the world becomes unemployed and capitalism fails..
En helt vanlig familj (2023)
except this one- too much drama
Having watched a lot of European murder mysteries They make a welcome change from over the top American rubbish with excessive action and violence.
Except this one , it was rape and family drama with a crime story wrapped around it . Slow , mostly just drama , unlikeable walking dead characters.
Not a fan of movies that go back in time to make a boring story more enjoyable . Thou sometimes a little but is ok and cant be helped is accepted . But movies that rely only on hiding the back story like this then letting it out thru the whole movie so youre watching half movie in real time and half before the movie even started do nothing for me , in fact they suck more. Often its because your trying figure out what timeline you are in the story thou this one was easy cause in the real timeline the defendant was in lockup .
The trial was a short non event snooze fest.
King Solomon's Mines (1985)
we germans
Everything is wrong with this film esp the dialogue and acting. Its just cringeworthy.
Why Richard and Sharon why ? Sharon was great in basic instinct 7 years later .
I see many reviews say its a parody. In hindsight i can see that in parts . But i couldnt see that at the beginning, until id read some reviews so when you cant decide if it is or isnt then its badly done.
So his film even fails at that . Theres a couple funny lines but as a serious film its a failure and as a parody only marginally better.
It only got a 4 cause i managed to make it through to the end otherwise it would get less
Its ONLY redeeming feature was colonel Bockner and his lines.
Poker Face (2023)
A columbo copy modernised.
I am enjoying it as a good mystery of simple whodunnit murders.
Its beauty is it has a lot lot less violence. No gangs drugs and terrorists and stupid shoot outs (accept the first epidsode,) etc. No need for violence for a good story.
Charlies character is a take off of Columbo - the show from the 1970s .
But ;
I dont think the character comes of as well as a female Columbo and its annoying. And i cant put my finger on it but somethings missing. And its not as enthralling as Florida Man or Beef .
Otherwise id give it an 8.
Ill attempt to put my finger on whats not right.
She doesnt smoke enough or is old enough to have that ugly gravel voice. Puts herself in harms way without advantage of police back up or any self defense skills. Doesnt have dectectives badge to get herslef in the door to be nosey and ask questions which even sherlock holmes struggles with.
Shes a dectective wanting to see the right thing done by the murdered or the framed victim but she worked for a casino/mob fleecing people of money and had no empathy for the moral dilema put forward in E5 (retirement homeepisode) making big contradictions in her character.
Along with her just happening to be there each time for the murder like a episode of Quantum Leap makes it less believable and not serious or adult.
I dont like is how she gets introduced into the story 10 or so minutes in after the murder has happened by going back in time. I prefer straight consecutive timelines unless time travel is involved esp when it doesnt add to the story- there seems to be no reason.
Plan de fuga (2016)
a hidden plan
I enjoyed the movie . Has good plot, acting . Has some violence but not overblown .
As the story line says it involves two life friends, one on the right side of the law and one on the wrong side and behind that is a undercover police work and a robbery.
Abigail (2019)
Like my shool report - c
Has potiential if only tries harder -
Barely a pass ie watchable
As scifi fantasy i thought overall story and effects good 8/10
BUT lots plot holes and bits that didnt add up .
But wait theres more . EVEN WORSE the voices were just bloody awful. So fake and unauthentic . Let the whole movie down the most. 2/10
I watched for sometime to figure out if dubbed or not and came to conclusion they were but reading other reviews checked a couple of scenes and realised looked liked lips were moving in sync with the the english but not prepared watch the whole movie again to confirm.
Conclusion -Wasnt even entertainment for me just time filler.