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Headcases (2008)
Unfunny,unsmart,unworthy..
those words perfectly describe the piece of vomit to the screen which calls it's self "headcases" watching it is the equivalent of rubbing your eyeballs with sandpaper.
the comedy is so generic and unfunny and UN witty it just makes you go UGHGHGHGHGH the animation is decent.. they spent all the money on animation instead of decent writing and voices.
its the same bad jokes over and over and over again every episode.
the acting is soo poor and grueling.. and I've seen bad acting.. heck I'm a Troma fan! i don't see how a series this completely unfunny gets on the comedy channel pure..utter..dribble..
should be canceled immediately every second is gruelingly unfunny to watch.
i rarely do reviews.. but i felt forced with this piece of $H1T!.
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006)
Gorier than braindead and funnier, Tromas best!
This is by far troma's best movie
it starts out with these 2 people making out in a grave yard and just from the 1st line its hilarious.
the whole movie is so funny and the last 20 minutes will DEFFANTLY not disappoint as you will see things like "Breast implants ripped out,eyes ripped out, arms ripped out, balls ripped out" every thing possible is mutilated in this movie 10x more realistic than others like toxic avenger and 10x more excruciatingly gory and hilarious than any other.
This movie is entertaining from start to finish and not one scene will leave you thinking "oh my god i'm so bored when will this end."
Any one remember the eye rip out scene from the movie "naked blood" Well thats nothing compared to the over 10 eye rip outs you will see in this movie.
The scene that probably got to me the most was when he was turning into a chicken and he touches his body and when he pushes down you see his fingernails fall off. its a simple scene but i found it disgusting.
Braindead is off the list for most gory movie ever. welcome POULTRYGEIST NIGHT OF THE CHICKEN DEAD
P.S : you may think this is coming from some one who doesn't know many horrors "WRONG" i have watched many like Slaughtered vomit dolls Guinea pig series All night long series Salo or the 120 days of sodom man behind the sun toxic avenger 1,2,3,4 etc..
and this makes the top of the list by far.
Nekeddo burâddo: Megyaku (1996)
Another over rated gore fest.
Well. this was not a surprise. many people will tell you this is gory. but they are all talking "shiztz" this film is very slow.
It starts off with some guy who makes a concoction to feel no pain he calls it "my son" there is some gory scenes but i found them kind of weak. you might as well skip 40 minutes of the movie and get to the eyeball scene which was surprisingly impressive and sickening. there is some really stupid scenes in this. and they dub over the hits and slaps with stupid fake slapping sound which makes me laugh! i would not recommend it. keep looking gore hounds.
check this out if you want the like 20-10 minute ending scene which still is not that amazing and has a random scene of the guy trying to like rape his mum.. yeah its weird.
Saw IV (2007)
Confusing Twists apon Twists
i don't want to give anything away.. but the ending leaved me dazed and confused.. it was a good movie with gore matching the last ones but sososososo confusing.. and some scenes I'm like? "what so that scene wasn't meant to be in the present?!?!?" i hope i haven't given away to much.. i just hope saw 5 will explain more..
The main story is "jigsaw" is dead.. and a cop who works to hard is stuck in one of his traps...
its not really scary and it came out as black comedy for me because of my sick imagination and so forth..
the camera work confused me at times.. when it mixes 2 scenes into one... i cant explain it but when you see it.. your going to be like "huh!? OH.. i see.. :S"
Evil Aliens (2005)
Alien Meets Braindead!
This movie was enjoyable but cheesy at times..
Some of the CGI affects are up to professional standard and some your like "are you joking??"
Evil aliens blood is not the best.. although there is a lot some times it looks good and sometimes it looks like jelly!
The story is basically about a group of guys wanting to film a fake alien documentary and then it turns out there actually are aliens!! there's some great scenes which do usually refer to movies such as. Evil Dead,Braindead but there usually inside jokes only true fans of the films would get! some of the lines just crack me up
For instance when they are trapped on the island and the guy says "THIS IS LIKE DAY OF THE DEAD BUT WITHOUT THE HELICOPTERS!!"
anyways i wish the director the best.. he did a great job!
I think you'll enjoy this film!! but at times it has this cheesy B grade movie feel.. that most movie viewers wont feel comfortable.
Great movie its now on my shelf.. and hopefully wont be collecting dust.
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
Over-rated....
this film is well made and follows a good story with quite gory scenes but its so over hyped!! i mean people keep telling me that its so scary!! and how disturbing it is.. i was not at one point shocked or scared i never jumped or thought to my self.. "oh my god.." the film is fine.. i just wouldn't say its "scary..." or anything like that.
if you want to watch something disturbing i would recommend cannibal holocaust. the sequel Hannibal was enjoyable but once again did not disturb me or scare me.. I've glanced past Hannibal rising and it looks interesting.
the movie follows a interesting story of a crazy doctor who says many interesting lines.
anyways all together i preferred hannibal
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
This vulgar film was so funny
Well i know a lot of people don't like this film.. most likely for that animal porn.. but there were times when i was looking at the film in complete shock embarrassed i was even watching this movie... but still this movie is so risky and funny!! I feel sorry for tom green he's had a really hard time.. being rated like the worst comedian ever and always having to take sh*t on his show.. and having his other show canceled.. poor him...
but anyways.. this movie was written as a joke to make his dad look bad and it actually got green lighted!! i have it sitting on my shelf a VHS copy I've watched it about 3 times... and its always funny.. i should get it on DVD but i got it for 2 dollars from a "Video easy **spelling correct wont let me spell it how it is lol..**" Anyways i recommend this movie.. but watch out there are some scenes that will leave you with your jaw wide open!
Soul Plane (2004)
Ohhh god.. why'd i listen to my friend...
my friend made me watch this awful film.. ugh.. it was so stupid...
its about some black guy who gets a plane company and turns it into a stupid pimp thing
with snoop dog acting as pilot for god knows why.. this movie is trashing white people and having many racist stereotypical events making fun of
Asains white people and trying to make the movie seem like all black people are cool pimps and all white people a losers... and black people get all the girls blah blah blah and so forth..
i despise my friend for making me watch this movie.. i kept saying "GOD TURN IT OFF!!" and he's like "NO I BET SOMETHING FUNNY IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN" we did end up finally turning it off half way through.. thank god...
i recommend this movie to people with very very poor taste in humor..