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Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024)
an absolute BLAST!!!
Now i know this movie is not gonna win everybody over but it hella did for me!! This is the most entertaining monsterverse film so far, not 10 minutes go by without a monster fight and that is really what everybody is wanting from the king of the monsters and the 8th wonder of the world right? Ofcourse the movie has many flaws as usual the humans are the worst part of the movie but they are a improvement over milly boby brown from the last two. And really the main character of the movie is KONG himself! Tho being a godzilla fan it did hurt to see godzilla be kinda shoved in last second, but he is still in it a good chunk of the time. And i know that godzilla minus one just came out and i know it was really good but thinking that is good and THIS isnt just is not right! They are two completly different movies and have no right to be compared to eachother and godzilla is such a flexable character he can work in a gritty world and a campy fun world! And i am so glad that we live it times were we can have both kinds!!
The Isle (2019)
The Isle is......complicated.
Wile i DO play the game a lot...like a LOT. My opinion is still kinda mixed, lets start with the good things. One thing i can say for certain is that this game pretty much started this hole "Be The Dino" kinda trend in games, nowadays dinosaur sim games are everywhere! This one is the first ever to be made so thats why i bought it, the graphic's in the game are...good, i dont have a very good computer so i cant run really high settings so the ones i have set are decent, the controls are also quite good, and it for the most part is a fun game. But its like a 50 50 chance that you ARE going to have fun, the odds are leaning into you will have fun but still. The game sometimes can be very VERY slow and thats not good if you want people to play more when your gamplay is just spending 6 hours just growing your dinosaur. And most of the time when you DO grow it you most likely will die to the first other dinosaur you see. So overall the isle is a very hard game to review sense i play the game sooo much and now im giving it a crittical review! But even if the game is not the best you can still have fun with it cant you? 6.9/10.
Anaconda (1997)
Awfully good movie.
Anaconda 1997 is...like the headline says, an awfully good movie, some thing i didn't really put much thought into until i looked into more, then i got intrigued and decided to put it on, and what did I find in the movie......it was ok, granted i do not think it was a quote on quote BAD movie, but it did leave me kinda empty inside, the story wile weak was not awful, the acting again was not that bad, and the CGI wasn't the worst i have seen, i think im detecting a theme. EASILY the best part of the movie other than the snake itself was john voight. HE himself really caries the movie. Also wile the effects where not the best the same can NOT be said for the practical ones. The animatronic and or puppet for the snake was really good! I really like how the snake IS big but not huge like in something like python or boa. So overall it was an entertaining movie to watch and if thats what your looking for i think its fine, but if you want good characters and story i think you should look elsewhere. 5.4/10.