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Lonely Hearts (2019)
Started Well But Got Silly
Decently acted and started with potential, but then it went off the rails and got plain stupid. I was left scratching my head as to wtf I had just watched and why I had stuck with it to the end. Sex scenes were uncomfortably explicit and the typical double standard - erect penis on regular display while women were topless but wore panties throughout sex, which was pretty bizarre. Something sacred about labia I guess! If you are into seeing a large erect dick regularly then this is the movie for you, otherwise I strongly suggest not wasting your time on this movie but finding something that makes sense by the time the credits roll.
The Weirdsies (2015)
Just awful, truly awful
Oh boy, where do I start?? Actually, there really is no point in even trying. The acting is terrible, the premise is ridiculous, and the attempt to be edgy and weird just comes off as silly and embarrassing. Do not waste even 30 seconds of your life watching this crap.
Charming Men: Part 1 - Julie (2020)
Could have been so much more
The concept and set up were good, but the movie just didnt deliver. I think its primarily because the main character was so dumb that you just wanted to yell at her for her constant stupidity. The only male in the movie was clearly a total psycho and the actor is to be commended for finding the fine balance of menace and fragile ego often associated with such individuals. While he was not likeable you could at least admire his manipulation of the lead actress, whose character was so blah that it was impossible to care about her well being at his hands.
Not particularly violent, but the occasional flash of labia, boobs and penis, as well as two lesbian scenes that included finger banging (off screen), definitely mean this is not for kids.
I dont regret watching it, but do regret the missed opportunity as it could have been a really good scary movie.