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House of Payne (2006– )
1/10
House of Payne.......in my butt!!!!
15 December 2008
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Seriously, I like Tyler Perry's work, material, etc. but this has to be one of the worst, tedious pieces of crap called entertainment ever. For one, the plot is kind of pointless and not well thought of. This guy named C.J. moves in with his Aunt and Uncle and focuses on taking care of his two kids, sheltering them from their drug-addicted mother. Doesn't that sound familiar to you? It sure does to me. Perry literally took ideas from a diary of a mad black women and put in this brain cell killing "sitcom". Remember Perry in the movie played a father of two taking care of his kids while the mother of his kids was in a crack house? Yeah, you see it now? My point is that it goes to show that Perry can't come up with any new ideas and goes as far as to using old ones from previous works. Yeah that's creative. Another thing that bothers me is the character are all imbeciles especially Cirtus.....@_@. The acting in general is bad and that's as far as I would go. I just can't believe this show has been going on for 3 years and STILL has not been canceled. Here's some advice....just don't watch it.
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Zoey 101 (2005–2008)
1/10
What was Nickelodeon thinking???
14 December 2008
Zeoy101?? Really, this has to be one of the most stupidest attempts to get people in my age group's attention. It's about some preppy girl named Zeoy and her friends that attends boarding school. BORING!!! All she ever does is whine and complain and acts like a spoiled idiot. I remember this show came out in 2005, I was 13 going on 14, and even then I thought it was pointless. The only episode I EVER liked was when the boys hid a camera in the girls dorm. THAT'S IT. Anyway, I just don't understand why Nickel-Oh my bad-Nick feels the need to syndicate this sorry poor excuse for "entertainment". serious this decade is becoming a joke every year and it gets worst and worst. What's with this generation??

Anyway, R.I.P. Nickelodeon 1979-1998?/2005?
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Epic Movie (2007)
1/10
This Movie was just ........
25 April 2008
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I got this movie from a DVD vending machine in the store and at first I was like "OMG I have to see this movie!" Then I went home and watch it and after that I was so @#$%*&&^ annoyed by the fact that I wasted money to see this mess. I mean the movie was about making fun of epic movies like harry potter and etc. but it really didn't make me laugh. The only thing I liked in the movie was Jack sparrow and the pirates rap everything else was just straight up CRAP!!! What is funny about this movie is that it only lasted for about 1 hour and...... 10 15 minutes? Well either way it was a waste of time and I regret ever watching at home but I'm sure as heck glad I didn't waste 8.50 at the movie theater then I would have definitely be pulling my hair.

Anyway, don't even bother renting this mess just try to avoid it as much as possible.
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Crash of the Titans (2007 Video Game)
It's better than I thought it was.
12 January 2008
This game Crash of the Titans is a breathe of fresh from it's previous crappy disappointments Wrath of Cortex and Twinsanity) Still I really didn't like how they change the characters appearance like Tiny, for instance, they made him look like an actual tiger even though he supposedly should look like a Tasmanian Tiger (trust me he should). However, What's done has been done.

The graphic and sound is amazingly good it really gets my attention however i didn't really like the fact that I little to no control of the camera.

The gameplay is pretty good it also gets my attention although sometimes it gets a little annoying and hard after a while.

Overall, it's really good still it's not the Crash Bandicoot I remember from when I was 7 but, it's a change of pace that's what matters to me. if you like Crash then try this game out.
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Tak & the Power of Juju (2007–2009)
8/10
It's pretty good....for now!
1 September 2007
The show is pretty much from the game with the similar title. I don't have really much to say but the show over all is better than most shows nowadays. It;s definitely way better than sponge bob and el tigre that's for sure!!! It's just pretty much a 14 year old native boy name Tak who has the power of juju and is always doing some weird but funny things with his friends including the loser Lok.

I hope this show doesn't go downhill (then again knowing nick it would later be repetitive and retarded later on.

The only thing I hate the most Tak's voice. I like Jason M. when he does it that other I can't think of his name, in my opinion did a sucky job at it. He made Tak so like a dorky idiot.

Anyway, People try to give this show a chance. I t may not be the best show but at least try to watch before passing judgment upon it.
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Crash Twinsanity (2004 Video Game)
2/10
This Game is a disgrace!!!!!!!!!!!! piece of S***
10 July 2007
I've been a fan of Crash since I was 7 and when I was 13 and saw this game I thought it was going to be a breath of fresh air ever since Naughty Dog no longer was in production of this game. When I started playing this game I (at first) liked it but as I continued onward I realized I was wrong. The game-play is common sense like, not challenging but can be at times aggravating because it can get hard and repetitive. The music was catchy the first two or three times you listen to it but can also be repetitive and annoying after a while. The plot is stupid, I learned that Corty and bandiman should NEVER work together. This game is really not for kids due to the adult references it make sometimes but most of the dialogue is stupid tedious retarded bathroom and cheesy pop culture references which you sometimes HAVE to sit watch since they won't let you click off it. Another thing that annoyed me was the fact that Aku Aku SUX at protecting you he's says he will but when you walk into those TNT/Nitro boxes (even if you have three masks) you will DIE!!! Which is stupid, I don't ever recall any Crash game doing that. In other words you can EASILY die in this game!!!! The Characters suck!! Crash-Nothing more than a silent retarded unaware idiot Cortex-He really convinced me that he was some scary cross-dressing gay idiot! The Niece-They seriously jumped the shark when they introduced her to the game!! I hate her that stupid creepy emo brat!!! That's as far as I want to go into these characters I don't want to talk about the rest!! The only thing I like about the game is the graphics. That's IT!!!

People if you come across this game avoid it and walk away.... R.I.P. Crash Bandicoot 1996-?2001/2004(by the way the crash series may be dead again once they release Crash of the Titans!)
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4/10
So irritating So overrated!!!!
10 July 2007
I remember when I this show came out I was about 8 years old when I saw that bubble blowing stand episode. Since then Like looked forward to watching Mr. Squarepants. Until around 2003/2004, this show became

overrated!!!!!!! I mean I know this is going to sound stupid but liked it when it was underrated and not many people knew it existed! I mean during/after 2003/2004 sponge bob was a pain !! The episodes were getting repetitive tedious and wrong. It just pretty much got worst after those season!!! List of characters that bother nowadays!!! Spongebob-his voice is annoying and headache inducing (espacially in the later seasons) more immature and moronic than ever!! Patrick-A walking brain dead loser that hangs around bob like a idiot he is. Mr. Krabby-More cheesy and cheap to the point where he should have never exist. Squidward-God this guy is annoying! He constantly bickers about how he hates sponge bob and Pat and yet he still lives next to them.He's very pretentious and is very sad all the time.Every time I look at him he's gives you this suicidal mentality!! Sheesh Squid if you want me to I can end your life for you, you depressed idiot. The only character I can stand is Sandy! that's it!! so folks if you want to see this show you can but still stupid!!
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My Wife and Kids (2000–2005)
2/10
A sorry modern day version of the Cosby Show
8 July 2007
I never really started watching the show until it was canceled and started showing re-runs. I actually enjoyed it for the first to third season. Once I saw the fourth and fifth one I was beginning to get irate. The first problem was that they did that irrelevant, scenario of history repeating itself (Jr having a kid like his parents did). The second had to be the one where they had everyone paired up with someone (ex: Katie and franklin) . The third one was when they made Jr even more idiotic than before which was beginning to be tedious and vexing to the point where I wanted to go into the T.V. and beat the stupidity out of him until he's unconscious . The fourth one had to be that zealous dork that Clarie claimed as a boyfriend. The fifth one had to be Katie, she was beginning to be too good for herself and was treated her "boyfriend" Franklin like the pushover he was. The last but not least was Noah Gray-Cabey!! Franklin, Franklin was just scary. It was like watching a terrible combination of Urkle and TJ Henderson only more annoying!!! They seriously jumped the shark when came he to the show. There was little to no realism to his character and the way he laughed was a sign of obvious force showing that Noah can't act. Eveytime I saw that kid just made me want slap he silly. However, B.F.(before frank) this show was funny and very entertaining.
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