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Dashcam (2021)
MOST ANNOYING INCOHERENT MOVIE EVER!!
Oh my god, I've come out of my way to write just how appallingly bad this is. Please please please do not watch this movie, the lead character is by far the most annoying person I ever have seen and I really really want to tell you how on edge I feel like after watching the movie, just to the shear level of annoyance and aggravation I now feel. Even if somehow you had no eyes... No ears and no sense of reality.... And she somehow managed to slip you by In aggravation... The movie itself if total garbage, No story... No coherence, literally nothing. Utter crap would be a compliment. I am moving on from this to whoever made and funded it to tweet them. This is top 3 worst movie ever made and number 1 most annoying person in film ever.
Corner Gas (2004)
Watched 1st episode, not one laugh..
After reading so many positive reviews of this show I decided to give it a go as I like a lot of the animated series, and I have to see I really don't get all the hype, unless it actually gets funny after episode one then I have no idea who is reviewing this although from what I can make out the vast majority are Canadian which makes total sense. I am not trying to be harsh I was really hoping for it to be good, but it really isn't and it isn't remotely funny. I could count nameless animations that are way better than this. The humour in this may appeal to pensioners or junior school children, and that would be a push... just thought I should add this conflicting review for balance and fairness. And straight off the top of me head Canadian shows you don't get any better in any walk of life or any country than trailer park boys. To suggest these are anywhere near as good as each other is a joke to be honest.
God's Country (2022)
Monotonous, Directionless
This movie is labeled as a thriller, let's not kid ourselves here it is most definately a drama and a slow one at that. The subject matter really is just a very small part of the movie and in reality this movie just becomes a slow drone about her feelings and her previous struggles and life. This may be some people's cup of tea but it cant be too many. I do not understand why people make movies this slow and think it is entertainment, the movie really does not know what direction it is heading in and quite frankly could be about 1 hour 30 minutes shorter, every scene drags on with nothing happening, it really was a bore. I will say it gets 3/10 because there is no cheese in it or plugged humour nor any far fetched plot or story so in that sense it feels real, real-ly boring... My advice avoid if you want any entertainment or interest.
Ghoster (2022)
Elementary School Project
This movies ideas are wasted on poor scriptwriting which quite frankly could of been written by a 5 year old if I didn't know any better, shocking acting by all involved and jokes a child would not even laugh at . If you are looking for Casper this isn't it not even close. The whole movie just feels dumb, and the dragons challenges, really? A newborn could of solved them. This has all the hallmarks of TV Movie. I just don't get why people bother making these movies or what they were thinking? Movies like this make it very easy for people looking to make there own movies because the bar is set really really low here. Avoid.
Canopy (2013)
Most Boring Movie Ever
I have just created an account to warn people away from watching this. It is without doubt the most boring 80 minutes of movie ever made .. just long shot freezes of a guy looking at trees... This just drags on and on and on the same formula over and over again. Please do not make any more movies for the love of god do not.