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Nekromantik (1988)
3/10
Well it's a classic, but not a good movie!
25 November 2009
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Although it propably shocked moviegoers when it came out... I think that it still not a good movie. It is boring, bad production, and the cadavers don't even look real... hehe after watching Traces of Death collection you know what cadavers looklike...

But I do think that JB did something unique, and new in the time this was released... the second Nekromantik is a little better although it is not a good movie either, but they are good references for future movie makers and horror fans... but for other people they are just boring... they propably won't even sicken you as the production is so cheap. I think that Saw-series (which is complete crap) is at the same level of violence, but better produced... although stupid Americans who fear their little god find the sexuality parts offensive... sexuality here in Europe is much more tolerated... we are not all born of a virgin =D (I actually have many American friends... who also think that the other conservative part of America suxxx... ) I gave 3/10...
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Zombieland (2009)
3/10
Boring, but nice compositing!
24 November 2009
Compositing, and effects are good... The movie was like home-alone =D as stupid and as funny...

I really don't know what write more. Phantom shot slo-mo in the beginning were cool...

The script was maeby more for the average person who sees one movie or two a month... but yes I wouldn't recommend this for the horror-fans... nor anybody who likes sick movies, this ain't even close, boring...

OK did I already get my 10 lines? Well I guess if you are hangover then this movie is OK to watch... smoke a little weed maeby then it is watchable? No boring maeby... oh lord I payed money to see this...
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District 9 (2009)
4/10
Not a great Sci-fi movie or I'm getting old!
29 August 2009
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I went to the movie to be entertained. However came out quite irritated.

Irritation was due to the fact that movie seemed very ignorant, as it tried to be somewhat intellectual? I have studied African matters in great extent, and I found that the movie was just playing on the stereotypes from there. Like the Nigerians, who are blamed for everything in South Africa (even though most migrants are not even from Nigeria). There are hundreds of big crime syndicates in South Africa that are very violent, but they are not all Nigerian.

Then what I found irritating was the fact these beings were altruistic? So human, even when they come from a completely different planet. I like real movies, but this was made for ignorant people playing on their stereotypical thinking, and little added glory and goodness for the viewer... happy endings make better bucks I read from a Hollywood marketing book.

I just found the fact that movies that simulate suffering, and displacement of people due to conflicts and hunger are the only ways that people can somewhat even see the real problems. This movie is testimony to the ignorance of the general public on almost all matters... reality is so terrible that people cannot face that. It could also be that I'm getting old, and too aware of reality.

1 point for good looking RED ONE material 2 points for good Violence 1 point for good CGI + lots of tracking
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3/10
Bad and boring!
3 August 2009
This documentary was boring, and quite stupid.

I mean... the documentary maker obviously does not even know what how Darwinian evolution works? It is a theory, and the name is just plain dumb. Reading a college biology text-book could have told the documentary maker what Darwinism really is. Darwinism is a good theory, but evil if it is done as politics.

Also there was no real evidence in this documentary just interviewing some people... no expert testimonies, and shady leads...

The documentary was also boring. I mean it could have been edited down to 35 minutes, and then it would have been lots better.

There are a lot better documentaries than this... this was not worth watching... you can get better information from Wikipedia =D DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY AND TIME!
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9/10
Great movie
17 May 2009
I think that there are no perfect movies, so I don't give 10s. This movie is one of the best I've seen in a long time.

I found the movie by accident while visiting Beijing. I just bought it on DVD (extremely cheap in China).

I didn't watch the movie for half a year, because the front cover was just little boring. However I don't regret doing it now.

Great movie, about love, and relationships. It is quite realistic, and captures the essence of true relationships in life.

It did not have any pretentious crap in it like Hollywood movies always have. I hate happy endings just to have a happy ending. Sadly I have not seen this film almost anywhere in distribution. Sometimes I feel that the ordinary consumer is an idiot not to demand stuff like this...
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Noah's Ark (1999)
1/10
Story of Up Napistim
27 August 2008
First the story of Noah has been included in the canon from the Babylonians. Most people don't know a thing about the research into the old testament, and think that Noah was real! Now one should check the story of the Babylonians which is completely similar written hundreds of years before the old testament by the Babylonians... the story of Up Napistim. Only the fanatics don't accept this even when the historical, and physical evidence is overwhelming. Modern secularist bible researchers do claim this and do verify the story. Christianity has a lot of other borrowed stories in the Bible. I think it's OK... one does not need to take the book literally. I mean there are some good things... and some that could not be taken literally except fanatics. Our modern world could not work if we actually obeyed all the things in the Bible. Europeans are much more willing to discuss these things than Americans, I have some American friends who you even can't discuss this matter... they got angry when I showed them these historical facts. So I think that who ever makes a movie like this (which was crap anyways) is just trying to get money on the ignorance of people.
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Frontier(s) (2007)
2/10
Boring copy of a copy
13 August 2008
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Did I see this film already? Texas Chainsaw Massacre, House of 1000 Corpses,... all bad hillbilly movies and messed up families.

The movie is not even that gruesome... because the bodies don't look real. I don't get this... watch some real dead b o d i e s before making movies like this.

This movie is just a copy of a copy of a copy. The beginning was like from 28 days later, or zombie movie.

I would skip this one! The ending was worst crap I've seen in a while! I hope the makers quit making movies thank you.

Oh boy now to fill the lines... PLEASE Don't GIVE THESE PEOPLE MONEY TO MAKE MORE CRAP
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6/10
Well hmmm
23 July 2008
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I would not condemn this film, but the advances in areas of computer graphics has rendered this film somewhat old. The graphics look like they have been made by some teenager with flash. However there are quite nice cinematic pictures... I would suggest this to any cinematographer.

For those who hate nudity... we're all born naked. We take showers, and we do not live in the Victorian era anymore (except perhaps the some US-suburbs have similar culture). I would not see anything bad in showing this to high school students... although I would think that most would be bored to death.

I watched it gladly, as it was so well made.
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Andrei Rublev (1966)
6/10
Getting old
28 June 2008
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I think that this was once a great film. At the time it was made it was... but time has passed, and as everything things, ideas, ... do get old. This has value for its antiquity, its influence on other film makers, and as a landmark of films. However I do think that this film is tedious, and somewhat outdated, and the cinematography is definitely is not great by the standards today. I mean mere balancing technology, sound design, etc. are just on a completely different level. As what comes to cruelty... I don't know (I'm a vegan for 12 years), people eat meat everyday, and animals do get tested with chemicals, I don't see why would this killing of animals for film be any different? Morality is only for human kind... and it is our debate, and no absolute conclusion will ever be reached. Yes the movie is good, (in a sense that Mona Lisa is great), but I would not be tempted to watch this movie ever again. Yes and f*ck religion.
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Scary Hair (2005)
4/10
Asian movie with HAIR uuuuhh...
26 February 2008
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Have you ever seen an Asian horror movie with BLACK HAIR????? I haven't this was the first =D=D=D=D=D.

OK I lied... almost all have the element of long hair doing this and that.

If you're a little teen liking seeing horror movies for the first time in your little life then OK, I do get it.

On the positive side the cinematography is good. This is not a micro-budget -dv movie...

I didn't get scared even once. I thought horror movies were supposed to make feel nausea and scare so that sh*t in your pants.

Not this one... luckily I didn't pay for this one as my friend rented this one \o/.

Next time is my turn.

I think that these horror movies have turned quite a bit more non-scary when I stopped smoking hashish and weed prior to the experience few years ago. For some strange reason I remember what's going on =D.

It's not bad, but it's not great... or maybe I'm a tired man who don't feel nothing no more.

And I do hate christians and religion =D.

I know what is wrong with these movies... the pattern to scare you is always the same. Silence broken by fast movement of some unnatural effect accommodated with lots of bass... the sounds are also so convergent in all these movies. It is like as if these movies don't take risks of any kind and take the people watching for granted...

I mean I'd like to see some really disturbing stuff... I think that I could make a really disturbing movie. Something in the vain of modern Exorcist crossed with old Italo-horror. Also taking utter violence, and making bodies look real... I mean bodies hardly ever look real in movies.

I DEMAND ULTRAVIOLENCE AND UNLIMITEDHORROR NOT SOME TEEN CRAP!!!! =D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D WHERE'S THE BLACK METAL FEELING?
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Don't Go to Sleep (1982 TV Movie)
5/10
OK movie...
25 February 2008
This was an OK movie, not great but not bad either.

Some OK frights... sometimes the child actors were quite bad.

I saw it through an old VHS.

I have no idea if this on DVD? I wouldn't buy for full price...

Rentable, and if you find this in the sales for 5.99 then you can buy it.

Maybe if you are not a horror fan? For old horror fans this is good... for others not much worth.

I HATE THIS 10 LINE RULE =D I HATE THIS 10 LINE RULE =D I HATE THIS 10 LINE RULE =D I HATE THIS 10 LINE RULE =D
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Rambo (2008)
6/10
Lots of fun
25 February 2008
Haha laughed through the movie. It was lots of fun.

I can't remember a film that was just gory, and I left the theater laughing =D

So funny...

Not like an excellent movie, but definitely worth going to the MOVIES!

I got not much more to say...

Actually I have to say more since the 10 line rule...

NOTE NOT CONNECTED TO RAMBO I've been to Myanmar (x-burma), and gotta say... that it is one of the poorest places on earth. Yes they do have a military dictatorship,... I don't still think that boycotting them will do much good for the people of Myanmar... I mean most people (and our guide was very anti military). Most regular people live by doing very marvelous craft by hand... hope things get better there =/
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4/10
old and OK
24 February 2008
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The beginning news reels were good... they really shakes up the movie to come.

But then you're immediately struck by awful cinematography, sound-design, etc. In those days it wasn't so and so... but this movie has aged quite a lot. I mean I was expecting quite a lot from the beginning...

Then it turns into a running from place to place, and bits revealed here and there. To modern standards this movie has aged... and not well.

If you're into old thriller-slasher-murder movies... you might want to check this out.

If not... well this movie is quite boring. Maybe it has some message... so does many other movies. I mean this is not great, it has become old, and at least I didn't get anything more than the beginning...

So think twice before buying!
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Alpha Dog (2006)
3/10
pretentious teen crap
15 February 2008
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i know people that are supposed to be these people. no i don't consider them as my friends...

they are much more messed up in the brain. they are tired, and angry people...

the silly tattoos,... these people are teen actors. the real thing is much more tired... the people are just too pretty in this movie. and their friends are not half as f*cked up as the real people like or they seem so pretentious...

the women are too thin... don't have beer bellies. the tattoos are fake... =D=D this movie doesn't seem real.

i've seen some documentaries of nazies... the real nazies are not as half good looking as these =D. the music is kinda crappy...

NOT REAL! TEEN MOVIE! THE REAL PEOPLE ARE FROM HELL =D

I know what is wrong with this movie... the people are too happy... that's it. People who are into drugs, and beign a thug... have this gloom around them. It follows them trhough... there's nothing nice about them. And they do stuff that seems to be completely out of their control.
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Blood Curse (2006)
3/10
boring bad music etc. drama
12 February 2008
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this movie was more drama than horror or mystery.

no good music.

bunch of wimps trying to make a commercial horror movie...

very modest, and nothing really scary happened...

i don't know... i like my movies more painted black.

i gave all my points for good cinematography.

other than that i don't think i would recommend this to serious horror fans... this is good for people who don't watch any horror.

i had a feeling that i had seen this movie before.

3/10
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3/10
quite boring
12 February 2008
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this is your typical teen movie...

there's just nothing great about this.

it's not scary either. the hanging body in the beginning didn't scare me at all. it seemed rather pretentious... and very predictable.

then nothing happens in a long time. the movie just lags..

the nerdy girl isn't particularly interesting.

tomie is kinda hot, but she doesn't show her tits in this flick... =D=D=D

i guess i've seen worse, but i would skip this one... don't rent it.

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4/10
not the best of hammer
12 February 2008
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lots of good looking lesbian vampires, what could go wrong? i don't know... i mean this one doesn't have the magic of other hammer films. it seems to lack something... the lesbianism is there for male audiences, and i think they were a little out of ideas...

i don't wonder why hammer films eventually quit. the later movies have this kinda average quality.

yet it is very watchable and entertaining. if it came from TV, you can easily spend your time watching this. don't buy it full price on DVD though... unless you get it from the discount section for 20% of original price.

nice tits, and cute girls... + vampires. you could rent this with your girlfriend saying you thought it was a romantic movie, she won't mind... she'll pretend to be offended, but you'll get great sex in return =D=D=D=D
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Marebito (2004)
4/10
well hmmm... well...
9 February 2008
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OK at parts. but just too crappy at some other parts...

i mean i know the camera he is using pretty well... and the whole picture has been propably shot with that... but why put some cheezy TV-effect or reshoot through a monitor... i looks disgusting? this is a dv-movie. it is OK at being such... so there the three points. other than that nothing really astonishing here.

it really isn't great movie, but it's not a bad one. if you are starting to make movies then this is good to watch, what can be done with 30 000 Euros (40k $).

those dvcams are just so light that getting good hand held picture doesn't really work... looks kinda crappy. i think that they should have gotten a some steadyshot get better picture.

not that horrendous though... some interesting dialogue.

you could rent this if interested in dv-work... other than that maybe pass.
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Snuff-Movie (2005)
3/10
crap don't believe the hype
9 February 2008
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after seeing a real dead child live, and watching traces of death collection, basically seen all the REAL terrors of humanity, i've been quite skeptic about these kinds of movies.

this was not surprisingly utter crap. if you haven't seen any other movie that contains lots of gore, then this movie probably scares you.

otherwise... i was immediately struck when the so so terrible synth violins and quire started playing... get some real music... i've always thought that bad synth music just makes film a cheap one.

the name snuff has nothing to do with this one... watch guinea pig (and read the aftermath) series those are more snuff (even though they are complete crap as well). i don't know what so special was about this movie.

if i hadn't seen all the horrors that i have seen, and hadn't listened to a lot of good MUSIC (well produced too like Arcturus, Ulver, Navicon Torture Technologies, Cold Meat Industries, Mayhem, Horrorcore, some Evol Intent and other intense stuff...) maybe then you'll like this... which makes you anyways pretty ordinary person. (I would NOT recommend the Traces of Death collection to anybody who doesn't want to be traumatized for life =D)...

You won't miss a thing. Don't get this to your DVD collection. Rather get Belgian Man Bites Dog, Human Porc Chop, Irreversible, The Uninvited, Tell Me Something or even Happy End?.

The sex scene is pointless. Manson ripoff =D. This one lacked the feeling, and intensity it claimed. If the title had been boring people with some mild nudity and little gore then I would have given it 5 =D...

And yes... I will make a better film than this in the future (I think then people can bitch about my film if I fail =D=D=D). I got pain, and I can give pain on FILM! HAIL Satan!
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Nacho Libre (2006)
2/10
uh oh...
9 February 2008
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I'm a Darwinist. I don't like Jesus crap.

This was a wannabe happy movie for christians.

It did not display, any of the Mexican angst...

Hated every second.

I had to watch this with a girl who was giggling...

so I didn't tell her how I felt really.

LORD ITS NOT REALLY CHEEZE BUT IT TASTES LIKE IT =D=D=D=D=D=D

DO NOT WATCH THIS IF YOU RESPECT YOURSELF. DO WATCH IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE MORONS... who doesn't like individualism, and want to conform lies, ... sorry christians there's no god no matter how funny you make the movie =D (read for example little R. Dawkins books etc). Not funny...

AVOID! POINTLESS! NOT FUNNY! Watch Happiness or Human Nature... those are really good comedy.
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6/10
best of finnish cinema
9 February 2008
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I'm sad to say that this is the best of Finnish cinema. Finnish cinema is otherwise uttercrap! I wouldn't say that this is a good movie... it's entertaining and definitely worth watching.

However, it is like all Aki's movies. Nothing new here either... I mean... I think that Man Without Memory is better. The newest movie by aki is worse than all the rest...

Yes rent it and see if you haven't seen other Kaurismäki movies. I think that the paste is a little slow... also the cinematography is definitely NOT great.

People are like people who live in the country side in Finland. Some people are still doing a lot worse than this... I've seen so many junkies and alcoholics in my life... that the life of this couple may be poor, but definitely not as complicated as could be.

Still this is the best of Finnish cinema, which is otherwise not even mentionable. =D
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La Dolce Vita (1960)
7/10
where are the copycats
6 February 2008
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i sometimes wonder, when there are so many movies done in the 20th century why only so few are remembered. the reason is that the movies that people do remember and cherish are just so damn good.

this one is one of those.

it's just so good. the cinematography is just so ahead of it's time. i don't understand why so many so shitty movies are made although just beign a copycat of this would make a better movie.

these movies have aged a little...

this is the historical cinema that everyone should see. I'm not against capitalism (except issues concerning nature, energy, medicine and war), man I'm liberal... but I do think that the fast-living modern western person even though smart is a cultural dumbass =D. I can't find any of the Fellini movies in my 2 of the closest video-rental shops. Maybe this doesn't sell... crap does. People want to see crap... tune into the frequency of reality-TV and get fat from sugars =D=D=D=D=D

GET THIS! and see it...
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(1963)
6/10
cinematographic masterpiece
6 February 2008
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the camera work for that time is marvelous. it's almost perfect.

i don't complain about the script too much, but i didn't think that this one is the most interesting of his movies. for example i liked Roma much more... i can see why this one got an Oscar... but i it is rather personal preference. i do like movies a little darker...

it is a little too witty for me...

also the movie-making aspect kinda gets boring. the English / Italian aspect seems to be there for the commercial value?

i give points usually for cinematography, production, story, etc. especially the story part is very PERSONAL... so the only minus points for this film are from that. i haven't given a ten nor have i given a 1 ever... there's not a perfect film...

it is still a must see for EVERYBODY, well at least anybody who values cinema.
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Roma (1972)
7/10
very good
6 February 2008
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i mean people who complain about plot are idiots... well most are =D.

this movie is the best living description of a life in a city.

i mean hardly any movies are as lively as this... it has some magic that other movies don't have.

little aging has happened. i'm a very realistic in my giving points... i mostly give 2-4 points to movies... so this one is a masterpiece...

i think that these should be the movies shown to people on TV. no it's crap after more bull after more shaissenburgen... =D but people like only bad movies. (not all) but my old friends who have gone through college, and work. they seem reasonably intelligent, but when it comes to culture these people fail miserably... oh well =D definitely one of the best of fellini...
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5/10
old, and original
3 February 2008
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Mario Bava is the original horror director.

Quite typical Italian horror...

This one hasn't aged that well though... I mean, if you do like old movie then this is definitely a "good" horror movie.

I think that although original, and people got their ideas from these... it is not that great. Yes do watch this for the historical reasons... and recommended for horror fans.

Other than that it is a little boring, and I didn't get much out of this. It was watchable of course, and I've seen a lot worse movies...

I give 5 / 10
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