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Rolie Polie Olie (1998)
Ollie is my daddy
I do not know how or why, but Ollie is the hottest male I have ever laid my eyes upon. His face, his eyes, his body, his thighs, his lips, the way he talks, the way he walks, the way he fights with Zowie, the way he dances during the theme song, his eyes... I could go on forever. I knew, from the moment I saw this on tv, Ollie would be mine. Ever since that moment I laid my undeserving eyeballs on his gorgeous figure, I was obsessed. I drew pictures of him every day, his glorious body forever engraved into the fibers of the paper. I created my own scenarios about him, his soft lips caressing my body. I even made a shrine of him, in the corner of my room, just to feel closer to him. This show, my beloved friends, is truly a work of art.
Minecraft FNAF Roleplay: TROLLING Freddy Fazbear! (2019)
Totally changed my life
Once upon a very sad time, I was alone in this life. My wife was nothing more than a body pillow, my children were grown, and my life was lacking...something. Then I stumbled upon this life changing, mind blowing, amazing video. Not only is Freddy the hottest male I have ever laid my eyes upon, this video taught me how to live, how to love, and how to lie. Ever since I saw this masterpiece of a video, my life has been changed for the better. Now my waifu body pillow has been replaced by the glorious image of freddy, my children, replaced by chica and her chicks, and my house, replaced by a comfortable cardboard box, since I sold my house to pay off my loans for taking ninja's masterclass. If you have lost all hope for this generation, just watch this video, my child.
The Dark Knight (2008)
Best movie that exists
This is the best movie out there.
Every character is well written and acted. Especially heath ledgers joker. Man is terrifying, like what a villain should be.
Many people don't like two-face in this film because he did not have much screen time, but I think he had a good amount. Batman is cool, and has a wicked arc in this movie.
The score is amazing, fitting the tone perfectly, and matches all the scenes well. There is absolutely nothing bad I can say about this film. Nothing. Go take 2:32 of your time and watch the dark knight. Although the dark knight rises (it's sequel) is not as great, it does not detract from this film. Watch it.
RIP heath ledger.