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Komodo vs. Cobra (2005)
Oh man I love bad monster movies
This movie is Hilarious what is better than watching two creatures battle one another? GIANT cgi versions of these beasts which battle! However I do require one of the guns used in the movie. Because apparently they are using cheats. Count the amount of shots they use before having to...oh wait that's right they never have to reload. Regardless count the shots... it's hilarious.
The sound effects used in the movie for the Komodo vary from a tiger to an elephant. Oh and did I forget to mention that apparently these GIANT Komodo dragons are stealthy as hell? Because somehow even when the actors are looking in the direction that the beast comes from they are surprised when it appears.
Whenever someone dies you can tell its coming because they all brace for it, they put their arms up in the air and cross them to save themselves... it never works.
The final gem is that these script writers brains are just a gland full o' knowledge. With "facts" such as both of these creatures being amphibious to comments such as "helpless animals" they are just full of fun facts.
Transmorphers (2007)
So impressively bad, watch this and all other movies will look better.
If only I could go into a negative rating. This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. And we rent terrible movies on purpose.
This movie is nothing more than a dirty trick, this movie is supposed to trick you into thinking that it is Transformers.
I'm not sure if it happens on anyone else's copy of =the movies...but our sound actually stopped syncing with the lips about 10 minutes into the movie. This just added to the confusion.
The acting is bad enough to make you ill. If you look carefully you can name who most of these actors/actresses are supposed to be. For example the leader of the "Military Guild" is supposed to be mistaken as Angelina Jolie. One of the first squadrons that go out there is a bald fellow whom is supposed to be Bruce Willis.
The actions scenes are laughable. For these big bad ass robots they sure die like pussies. One shot and they all fall, and why aren't the using the radioactive nuclear discs all the time? One disc takes out like 5-10 z-bots (awesome name by the way). But make sure to look closely, because obviously the entire budget of this movie went to the water bill... because for a planet that is missing the sun and an atmosphere it never stopped raining the entire movie. And the "lightning" is very periodic not sporadic... and there's no thunder.