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sarahcollinsrowe
IMDb member since February 2023
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Land Shark (2017)
Landshark more like Lameshark 🦈
3 February 2023
If you have a spare Friday night, a weekend to relax with a high budget film then skip this Papier-mâché abomination!
Do your taxes, scrape your dead skin off your feet, hell talk to that friend of yours from 8th grade that you ditched because they spoke to your crush, anything is better than this!
Don't even skim through the movie, you will just destroy your movie algorithm for the rest of your life and nothing but similar trash with appear.
Run, run away from this movie, run better than the landsharks please. I mean it wouldn't be hard, they honestly just plain suck.
Please, I am saving you. God Bless.
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