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Santa Inc. (2021)
Very useful!
If you ever need to induce vomiting, this is a great option. Unfortunately, you may have difficult inhibiting that spewage once your stomach is empty, as you will likely to continue having dry heaves until at least Easter.
Escape Room (2019)
Every cliche in the book
If you took the scripts of the 100 most hackneyed and cliched movies in history, put them through a paper shredder, and then had a team of special needs interns tape the shreds back together, you'd have the script for this excrescence.
Lake on Fire (2016)
DEAR GOD WHY?????
This movie is remarkable for being not only the worst movie ever made, but quite possibly the worst movie that can be made.
Hideous in every aspect, the "filmmakers" believe they are making a clever satire of, well, something, I guess, but what they are actually making is fools of themselves. This movie is even bad at being a bad movie, because absolutely nothing about it is interesting or funny, merely piteous and nauseating. I watched the whole damn thing just to make sure it was rotten through and through; I was not disappointed.
Movie cameras around the world should be encouraged to take out a restraining order against the chuckleheads that made this "film" to ensure that this never happens again.
The Night Before (2017)
WTF just untie the rope already
Why didn't she just untie the goddamn rope instead of picking the padlock? That was so dumb I gave up on it after that.
Ratter (2015)
Good movie
Yes it was. Also, there are some impressively stupid people writing reviews on IMDb. Perhaps the folks that didn't like this might want to stick to watching dreck like Twilight where EVERY. SINGLE. THING. is spelled out just in case a total backbirth happens to be watching. Which, of course, is likely.
Bill Nye Saves the World (2017)
This is horrible and will lead to humanity being wiped out by aliens.
It's a good thing this isn't being broadcast terrestrially, since anyone in the universe would be able to pick up the signal. I really hope that aliens don't have the Internets and Netflix, otherwise I suspect they will see this series as the final argument against the continued existence of humanity. And I would not be able to find fault with their decision.