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Don't Go Breaking My Heart (1999)
Not exactly Top Gun
I like films. Top Gun was a classic and I proper love that Game of Thrones so thought I'd give this a watch cos it's got Goose from Top Gun and Charles Dance who died on the bog in Game of Thrones when his son shot him wiv a crossbow.
I thought perhaps a deeper meaning could be gleaned from this perplexingly weird tale of a dentist who tries to get his wicked way wiv a bird he fancies by hypnotising her. Maybe it was some kind of metaphor for producer Bill Kenwright's decades long obsession with Everton Football Club and his desire to have some kind of fairytale romance with the club? But instead of being a knight in shining armour, he turns out to be a creepy gaslighting weirdo.
But it's not. It's just a really crap film and it has a happy ending. No. Not that kind of happy ending.