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O Beautiful (2002)
What a tour de crap.
I saw this at the Miami Gay Film Festivial last friday and it was plain awful and it actually hurt to watch it.
Not only was the dialogue ludacris, but the entire plot was lame as was the acting. I hate the dramatic esoteric drama they throw in. It was trying to be symbolic of something, lord knows what, but if anything it manage to be symbolic of a gay man's fantasy about getting gay bashed.
Why would this guy go back and give him his shoe, his jacket, his pants, and his truck? Hello title transfer! But that's not even the most painful part. The most painful part was watching this guy sing O Beautiful.
I can't begin to tell you how painful this was to watch. If you see this short playing anywhere near you please burn the screen before it harms any more people. UGH.
Green Plaid Shirt (1996)
Awful Awful Awful
I could barely sit through this awful movie. It was so bad and it makes me wonder why so many gay movies are so hideously awful. Why do they have so many flashbacks? Why do they have to have slow plots with bad artsy directing undertones? I'm sick of bad gay movies where people try way too hard to make it "arty". This was a HUGE waste of time and if I could I would give it a negative 10.
Khal Nayak (1993)
Awesome
This movie is one of the best movies I've ever seen in my entire life. It's got everything and a bag of chips. I'm not kidding, if you like drama and music you should definitely not just see this but buy it as well.
It also has a really good message too. The acting is superb and the special effects are up to par with the most sophisticated in the world.
You'll laugh, you'll cry and you'll never be the same!