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The Beekeeper (2024)
Not worth watching unless free
I'm not sure what's been going on dother David Ayer but he seems to have completely lost the ability to make good movies.
The biggest issue is the writing. It is awful and ruins the movie. In particular. Another beekeeper character. We are told through other characters how bad ass these beekeepers are. Basically super elite black ops assassins etc. Jason Stathom portrays this well as a quiet and subdued, retired beekeeper. Once the gov learns he is a threat they send the current beekeeper who is a little CrAzY!
This woman shows up at a gas station with a bright pink trench-coat, goth boots and Mohawk hair cut. She proceeds to indiscriminately shoot at everything while screening like a lunatic. When that doesn't work out she unveils a mini gun on the back of her truck and levels the entire gas station.
Thankfully Stathom quickly dispatched of her because if she had anymore screen time I would have stopped watching. Her character completely destroys the concept of the "beekeeper." I really don't understand how an adult whom is seemingly a professional writer could create something so horrible.
Ricky Stanicky (2024)
It's not funny. At all.
Was expecting this to be decent maybe 6/10 territory given the actors and director but was pretty shocked to find out there is actually no humor in this film.
The main comedic effort would come from Cena, who plays an erotic singer but all he has to offer are bland wiener jokes. Maybe if I'd never seen a comedy or was 12 it would be funny but it's a huge miss for me now.
The Kevin Heart movies on Netflix are actually funnier than this to give you an idea about how bad it is.
Not sure what's happened to Farley since he was once a comedy great but this film was so safe and lame I'm shocked it came from him.
Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)
Yikes. This was bad
I wasn't expecting much going into this movie but still came out disappointed. WW1984 is probably the worst superhero movie I have seen to date (think I have seen almost all of them). The movie is just empty, boring and way too long for lack of substance. The actors were fine in their roles but the writing and direction in this movie is some of the worst I have ever seen.
Anna (2019)
Not entertaining even for a generic action movie
The best part of this movie was the supporting actors. Cillian Murphy, Luke Evans and Helen Mirren were all great when they where on the screen. The problem is the lead actor, Sasha Luss is just abysmal! Just zero charisma.
The action is also quite boring. They are clearly going for a John Wick style of action but the ability of the actors and choreography just isn't there. All in all it is just a bad, forgettable movie compounded by an even worse lead actor.
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
Please just stop
Wow. This film was so bad. Plain and simple there is zero enjoyment to be had watching this movie. The characters are not interesting and the story is boring. The worst part was the two new suporting actors (make & female) their characters were so annoying I was just praying they would get eaten by a dinosaur.
Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018)
Cool concept but gets tedious
The choose your own adventure gimmick starts off fun as it's the first time anything like this has been done but quickly looses its flair. The movie as a stand-alone piece without the choices would be terrible.