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Dune (2021)
Wattpadywood's next release.
I was really hoping this wouldn't suck. Let's be honest, Hollywood can't seem to release anything that's not obvious propaganda at this point in the game. It's been many years now and only a couple of movies have somehow slipped through the propaganda machine.
This movie is filled with too many plot holes and inconsistencies to bother listing here. But to give a quick example, their buddy is stabbed and goes down. Jessica says, "He's dead" and the child anti-Christ replies, "I know." They both supposedly have "the sight". But then all of the sudden their buddy gets up and starts hacking all the bad guys apart again in a glorious rescue. Now put about 100 of those scenes together with some sub-par cgi and you have Dune 2021.
If the main character were a chicken, he'd be pecked to death by the other hen's quicker than most. He wouldn't even be allowed to go near the other roosters. He's awkward, sick, and obviously knows someone who knows someone because he's the last choice on earth for a role like this. He's really that bad.
You're left wondering if the main character wrote the script on Wattpad all by his own self using an apple tablet.
The Tomorrow War (2021)
Globalist Propaganda 101.
Simply put, anything that separates us or makes us unique individuals is a threat to a terrifying global idea where you and your offspring lick boots for the rest of mankind's existence. This includes YOUR race, YOUR nation, YOUR culture, YOUR religion, YOUR freedom to think for yourself, YOUR sex, and YOUR strong family unit.
Everything checks off in this movie except the destruction of the family unit. They'll get to that after you've been conditioned some more and are ready to receive it. This title is a bit more subtle and less offensive than most, but by no means is it less effective on the unwitting movie goer's mind.
These productions cost a fortune to make. To be specific, this movie alone cost 27 times more than Alaska cost us. Surely you don't think they still make these just to entertain you? If their goal here was entertainment, the movie would at least make sense. And they don't need money anymore so profit can't be the deciding factor. Heck, even the best ones barely make their money back. But to not charge you would draw suspicion, and getting you to gobble up propaganda while paying for the privilege is just bonus icing on their devil's food cake.
Why do you think all the highly respected A-title actors wind up down at the White House or meeting with other world leaders? Not because the president and his friends want to meet them and get an autograph or something. Wake up.
The good news is that they need your consent to undermine your nation. They need your consent, or at least majority consent, to do just about anything really.
That's the point of all this now. To train you to agree with the lies they're pushing on you. There is no enemy but them. And according to the Holy Bible, they will get their way eventually, but only for 3 and a half years and then Jesus comes back with his legions and all the globalists get it bad, along with anyone and everyone who consented. So, I guess you have to decide where you stand.
If you want entertainment, watch B movies. If you want brainwashing, watch these big budget AAA titles.
Gunan il guerriero (1982)
As real as it gets.
This movie had me perplexed at first. You'd think the script was written by a 9 year-old boy in the 70's. The writer, who was 61 years old at the time, managed to re-create a generic fantasy that was at least partly shared by every heterosexual preadolescent male nearing adolescence (6-9 year-olds) on Earth.
Don't you remember playing with your buddies and you did a jump? That jump meant something. That jump told everyone that you meant business and you were a terrible force to reckon with. That's why Gunan is always running and jumping and every single jump is in slow motion with epic music playing. That's how boys play make-believe. Actually, that's also how kittens and puppies play make-believe as well.
Do you remember how you imagined things on some nights? You were forced to touch the beautiful girl, or she was forced to touch you. You may have struggled and resisted, but you were so glad it happened. How long is the scene where Gunan and the girl holding hands and walking? It felt like 10 straight minutes. No dialog, just dreamy music while the two walked through a meadow holding hands and smiling. That was practically porn when you were 7 and you know it.
Watch it one more time, and try to remember... I can't remember ever seeing a movie that came so close to mirroring how we played make-believe as young boys. It's a shame that people missed the genius of it.
The Shape of Water (2017)
Ultra Liberal Propaganda
So a black, a gay, the Russians, and a liberal woman who engages in bestiality when she's not masturbating in the tub, all unite against the white Christians who serve the one true God. The wicked do this because they blame God for everything not perfect in their life, and subsequently they hate the people who love God. It's nearing that special time, and all Christians know it and are prepared for it.
May the one true God be merciful.
A Dog's Purpose (2017)
Virtual Signaling 1.5hr Lecture
Dog almost dies from being left in automobile. Check. Dog serves as a police K9 and gets shot. Check. Dog is chained in front yard by white trash. Check. Dog spends one of it's happiest lives with a black activist family. Check. Dog has a great life with a gay Muslim refugee. Woops. This gross oversight is punishable in Hollywood by no less than 10 lashes and/or banishment for up to, but not to exceed, 10 years.
Oh ya, and the movie's answer to the big question is mindfulness/being in the present, which doesn't really answer the question of purpose at all. I'm surprised Quaid bothered.
The Imitation Game (2014)
Homo Propaganda
This is textbook socialist propaganda. You're led to believe you're going to watch a movie about WWII and the breaking of the enigma code. It sounds interesting and draws you in. But once you're invested in the movie, the pushing of the homosexual agenda begins, slowly at first, and gradually increasing in intensity until it's fully unleashes a storm of brain-raping material that would make marx envious. Don't mistake this for gay-bashing. Propaganda repulses any free-thinking individual. If you're gay, you'll probably love this movie and give it rave reviews because you're bias blinds you. If you're into history, you'll probably be insulted and so you'll want to read a book.
Ender's Game (2013)
Try to understand.
In an effort to please everybody, particularly that certain demographic dominating Hollywood who can't handle hard choices, a second ending is appended to what otherwise would have been a decisive and extraordinary climax. This second ending is so contrary to the whole point of the game, and the entire movie, that it literally unravels everything and leaves us back at square one.
The director's lack of resolve is exactly what the game was intended to eliminate. This is the driving ideology of drone warfare. It's not about saving lives, it's about removing all the emotional interference that prevents an individual from reaching and committing to the only logical conclusion.
I'll give them this, they didn't try to turn it into a trilogy in an effort to bleed us out of every last dime.
My rating is based on what it would have been without the weightless interference.
Planes (2013)
Message: To Win; SELL OUT & INTERBREED
Seriously, I'm getting so tired of having to give a 30 minute corrective lecture to all the children after every new movie we try to watch. What is it about traditional values that Hollywood hates so much? The whole message of this movie is to sell out. If you don't like what you are, become something else. Cut your hair, get breast implants, use your enemies tricks, etc, anything to win the race. I'm not sure who came up with this but they're boneheads.
And let's not overlook the obvious globalist agenda being pushed the whole time. Blatant glorification of the mongrelization of the races. Don't act all butt-hurt because people want to see the variety of races be preserved, including their own. Stop dropping inter-racial sexual innuendo in children's cartoons and we can stop having this conversation.
This whole movie just really stank. It was a slap in the face to traditional American values, except for the part where he fell in to last place to help a competitor, that part wasn't so bad.
Lincoln (2012)
Lincoln Unchained
Lincoln... pft. The movie starts with all 20 blacks in the war killing hoards of white devils, for a very long time, and probably winning the war. Never mind the 600,000 whites who gave up their lives. Not sure what happened after that, I turned it off.
You want to know about history, you need to crack a book; an old book.
The real Lincoln was a special kind of liar. Read his first inauguration speech, especially if all you know about him is what you learned from public school propaganda;
" Apprehension seems to exist among the people of the Southern States that by the accession of a Republican Administration their property and their peace and personal security are to be endangered. There has never been any reasonable cause for such apprehension. Indeed, the most ample evidence to the contrary has all the while existed and been open to their inspection. It is found in nearly all the published speeches of him who now addresses you. I do but quote from one of those speeches when I declare that—
I have no purpose, directly or indirectly, to interfere with the institution of slavery in the States where it exists. I believe I have no lawful right to do so, and I have no inclination to do so." And it goes on...
Battleship (2012)
Can't trust reviews.
I heard really bad things about this so I didn't even want to watch it, but I found myself bored and wanting to watch a movie so I went for it.
Turned out that I really enjoyed it. Not sure why it got all the trashy reviews, the movie does exactly what it was intended to do, entertained.
It's not so serious that you leave feeling stressed out. It's a light-hearted, funny at times, family movie. I didn't waste my time trying to punch holes in the story line or question realism. I just thoroughly enjoyed it.
I also read that John Carter was terrible, and it was another movie that I found very entertaining. Seems like all the movies getting rave reviews are mostly just liberal soap-boxes. For now on, if a movie gets trashy reviews, I'll know it's excellent. And if the msm raves on and on, I'll know it will make me want to puke at least once before it's over.
This is a good, fun movie. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
Prometheus (2012)
Cool but ... The story was never told.
The story raised several questions but never answered any. I enjoyed the movie but the reason I wanted to see it was to learn more about the aliens. That's where the story was and it was never told.
There seem to be several deliberate actions without any motive or explanation. For example, the robot infects one of the doctors with the wrong DNA but you don't know why.
The infected doctor turns rabid and smashes a colleague. Again, what's the point? Possible but not probable.
They finally wake the "Engineer" and ask him to heal Weyland, he looks at them pitifully and then suddenly rips the robot's head off and smashes Weyland with it? Meanwhile the woman is screaming and crying something about "Why do you hate us?" I mean really, STFU and wait your turn.
But there's more! The robot makes a deal with the woman. Save his head and he'll help her navigate one of the many other alien crafts home. But she doesn't want to go home, she wants to chart a course for the aliens' home! Great you think, blow them the hell away, right? Nope, she wants to go and ask the aliens more questions? I mean, she was right there the first time they tried to hold a conversation and she was sucker punched across the ship. Who the hell wrote this nonsense? Yet, for all of its very many flaws, I somehow enjoyed it. Definitely worth the download!
Far North (2007)
An honest review.
If there is a war being waged between good and evil, between right and wrong, then everyone involved in the production of this movie have aligned themselves on the side of evil.
I'm not sure what it is about modern movies being made with the sole intention of hurting your mind, but this is just another one of those. You will be no better off for having seen this. You will not be improved. You will not be educated. You will not be enlightened. You will not be entertained. There is no good in it at all. It's just trash.
If you like Michelle Yeoh, turn off Far North right away. I have no idea why she would agree to play in this abomination. My very high opinion of her fell dramatically.
The title of the movie and the book are both terribly misleading. This story could have taken place in any setting. You see Michelle Yeoh in an eskimo outfit and take into consideration the title, The Far North, and you think that it might be a love story. It most definitely is not.
The viewer is literally tricked into watching this movie from the beginning up until the very last moment where the filthy excuses for human beings spring their trap. Boom, they win. They've put something in your mind that you would never have agreed to allow in. And you most definitely wouldn't pay for it. This is not entertainment.
I'd like to believe that the majority isn't going to tolerate this from the mainstream for much longer. People seriously need to start fighting back. At the very least, there should be a new rating introduced. Like rated L for liberal entertainment.
Konferenz der Tiere (2010)
Protect Your Children From This One
Misinformation & propaganda aimed at the undeveloped & easily influenced minds of children.
I think we made it about 15 or 20 minutes in when I finally had to remove us from this movies hostile influence. I cringe to think that there are people out there who think like this.
Within those few short minutes, the audience is shown that humans are disgusting, repulsive, irresponsible, littering, drunk, wild-fire starting pigs who are bad for the planet and all other animal life on it.
We're shown droughts starving out African animal populations, oil spills destroying the home of sea-life, roosters crucified to a table with chef's knives, and a prairie-dog child disowning their father because a herd of water buffalo and a herd of rhino's prevented him from bringing water home! Anyone who hates humanity this much shouldn't be a part of it. People who think like this are the worst enemy humans could ever have.
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)
I'm sorry...
Is this what's passing as entertainment these days?
I'm not even in the same realm as the planet on which people live who might possibly view this as anything other than bizarro trash on film.
As a race, we are undoubtedly on the brink of extinction.
This movie tells me more about western culture and society than I ever wanted to know.
I'm not sure how I'm supposed to fill up 10 lines on a movie that's not even worth 2.
I guess this is a filler, like 99% of the movie I almost got half way through.
Skyline (2010)
What's with the negative feedback?
OK, so it's mainly TV actors trying their hand at a movie. It worked for me.
I can only think that there was some sort of campaign launched to portray this movie negatively. Maybe to prevent pirating, maybe because a competing movie is about to be released. Who knows. But it's not nearly as bad as it was made out to be by so many comments, and in so many places.
I almost didn't watch it, but I'm glad I did. If you like sci-fi, there's no reason you wont be entertained by this.
As annoying as all the characters were, it could conceivably be a realistic situation. After all, most of you really are morons who just can't help themselves.
The X Files: 2Shy (1995)
As if it weren't hard enough for a chubby girl to get a date already...
Now they have to be worried that their date is going to feast on their fat.
This is a great example of how man will say just about anything to get what they want. Show it to your daughters.
In this episode, only heavy girls need to be afraid, in the real world though, all girls need to be afraid.
Anyway, this is another non conspiracy episode. It doesn't add anything to the ongoing X-Files theme but can be viewed independently. Wouldn't want to watch this episode right before going to sleep.
So next time you're on a date and he's telling you everything you want to hear, be suspicious!
The X Files: Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose (1995)
Nothing is this good, deliberately.
Luck had to play a significant role in this episode's success. It seemed like everything came together almost perfectly for the writers.
I'm not going to sit around and philosophy you to death in what I think may have made it so good. I'll just let you watch it and form your own opinion.
This episode definitely ranks up there as one of their better works. You know you've succeeded in your job when you have people talking about the subject matter of your piece and have them thinking about it long after they've viewed it.
My favorite episodes tend to be the ones that have nothing to do with the alien conspiracy theme, like this one.
Long Lost Son (2006)
Absolutely Outrageous!
So the wife leaves her husband because he put her through law school and bought a boat to start a business in the Caribbean. Real hard life. She never makes use of her education, wants a divorce, uses lawyers to take everything, including the kid. All he wants to do is make it work for them. Loves her, loves his family. He wasn't a cheater or a womanizer or an alcoholic or anything like that. He just wants to build a better life for his child. She will have none of it.
So the father fakes his and his son's death. He goes on to raise a young man who can speak 4 languages, has seen a lot of the world, is cultured, educated, well mannered, healthy, and wealthy. Not to mention he lives in paradise.
Meanwhile, she remarries and has 2 very problematic children. Stepson is going to court, stepdaughter is about to get kicked out of her first week in college. Obviously she's a real champ of a parent.
She finds out her son is alive, throws new family in trash can on her way out of the country illegally, and races to find him. She acts like he's a dog or some other pet, although he's already 18 "she wants him".
She ruins her x hubby's life by getting the law after him and threatening him with life in prison, although he is genuine and did everything to make the marriage work, as you'll see. It's guaranteed that her son's life will be degraded by moving to Los Angeles, the butthole of the world. Her stepchildren and her new husband have some major adjustments to overcome as well.
Dad ends up starving to death on a deserted island... She gets custody of the ... "man" and lives happily ever after.
I have so many issues with this I don't even know where to begin. First, anybody who's been at sea since they were 4yo is not going to settle down in L.A. for more than a week. Secondly, the son wouldn't have left the only parent he ever knew for some stranger. Nor would he leave the only life he knew. Even if he did, he would swim back from L.A. after a very short time. Guaranteed.
I wont even get in to the ethical implications. Suffice to say that this movie serves as proof of how sick and backwards the inner workings of some feminine minds can be.
The immoral of the story... kill the good husband, mind control the good son. Be selfish because you're a woman and everyone else exists to entertain you.
This movie is trash & promotes trashy values, brought to you by Lifetime, a trashy network. At best, Lifetime shows you exactly what NOT to do.
AVPR: Aliens vs Predator - Requiem (2007)
I'm easily entertained, but this was lame
I can't, in good conscience, give this more than 1 star.
I've seen some bad movies but this one ranks up there with the worst of all time.
Maybe I was so disappointed because I actually found the first AVP entertaining.
Acting wasn't so bad. It could have been better but it could have been much worse.
Setting wasn't very thoughtful.
The vast majority of the movie is filmed in very low light.
It's hard to see what's going on even with a 2k mmv.
I just wasn't moved or inspired.
In short, don't expect much going into this and you might have a very small chance at enjoying it.
City of Ember (2008)
A completely RIPPED-OFF version of a very old PC game called FALLOUT
This movie was good but the game was much better. Just about everything about this movie was ripped off of the Black Isle game franchise. Now developed/produced by Bethesda. Just change Mayor to Overseer and put 75% of the movie after leaving the Vault (a.k.a. City of Ember) and it's a match. Seriously though, there are far too many similarities for this to be coincidence ...
I really do hope Bethesda/Black Isle are getting royalties for this because they invented this world many years ago. And their version is 10 times more intriguing. A movie I know would make a fortune would actually be FALLOUT. The game destroys this movie. It's a FPS RPG using Valve's latest HL engine. The story is great, the playability is great.
Anyway, the movie was worth watching. I enjoyed it thoroughly.
The Man from Earth (2007)
Weak
Horrible acting and the $200 budget aside, the thoughts portrayed here are adolescent. At best, something that a group of high-schoolers might debate over, not a group of Harvard & Oxford educated professors.
The attack on Christianity was so feeble that even as a devout Christian I can't say that I was really offended. I was more offended as an educated individual watching an undereducated person's less than discreet attempt at trying to persuade others on a concept that is far beyond their comprehension at this stage of their life.
I watched the movie all the way through and can honestly say that everyone involved succeeded only in exposing their shortcomings. Weather those be acting, producing, directing, or basic comprehension of religion & philosophy.
Almost every Christian out there can understand the atheist and where they are coming from, but the atheist does not understand the Christian and this is where the passive-aggressive hostility stems from.
As for the high ratings, it is obvious that they were all from the same person, who exposed their self in an earlier comment as a relative of the writer. The true ratings are back here at the end and rarely go over a single star.
The fluff ratings given to this movie by the writer's grandson were about as convincing as the writers attack on the Earth's most practiced religion. I've heard much better arguments presented in chat rooms & forums.