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Rescue Team (2011)
A rescue team is on a dangerous mission into the jungle!!!!
In this wakaliwood masterpiece a Team Which is a rescue team gets an assingment to Free some Civilians from the evil "Satan Mafia" who are Friends of Tiger mafia,the mission wont be Easy because Both tiger and satan mafia are on high alert cause the Rescue Team is going into action! But before they know it the rescue team has hired a Chinese man from Hong Kong who is a illegitimite son of Jet mi Who also is An illegitimite son of Jackie chan Because theyre married. The Chinese man is called Hon Si Ho and he has super kick POWAS! With His kicks he can kill people...while not even using much force and because of him the rescue team succeeds as they kill around 420 Tiger mafia and Satan mafia members and rescue Some civilians And afterwards they celebrate by having the biggest orgy in da world! I reccomend this Masterpiece from Wakaliwood. DROP DE BOMBU MAN!
The Return of Uncle Benon (2011)
Gladwell becomes Madwell and has some badwell guys :)
This movie is a masterpiece or Ugandan cinema And maybe the greatest film of all time,There is alot of action action action! And Gladwell does indeed become madwell and also has some Badwell guys and Yes gladwell Is UNCEL BENON! The greatest uncle ever known to the world His "badwell guys" are His nieces and nephews who fight the deadly Bad guys who are Allegedly Part of ISIS and a big bodycount this movie does have indeed and Uncle benon kills around 150 bad guys alone and His "Badwell guys" kill over 69 bad guys who are indeed Part of isis and also boko haram. Uncle benon also has a motorcycle which is very fast and he can fire a gun from it like Terminátor although not shotgun but only Beretta pistol. This movie is great piece of Uganda cinema but Also remember UNCLE BENON ALWAYS RETURNS!
La colt era il suo Dio (1972)
It is indeed a film that exists.
God is my Colt is a strange film it was released only a month before Bounty Hunter In Trinity which i hail as a "trash western" Classic and was made with a Low budget and was alot of fun and Both are indeed quite similar in some ways like for example the Low budget and Reusal Of some scenes from a different film/s and Star Jeff Cameron (or as i like to Call him sometimes Jeffy boy cause its funny). The film however has a more complicated storyline therefore Thats better but the film is still unintentionally funny and at one point i was laughing the hardest i laughed ever at a film probably but i was also watching it with my cousin but still even alone i would have found it pretty Damn hilarious. The film has quite a few main female characters surprisingly not one or two BUT THREE Main female characters and there is one awfully great catfight between two female characters which has almost porn like sound effects at one point. The Dubbing is ehhh Not very good not the worst actually average for spaghetti westerns since they always have pretty shoddy dubs. The soundtrack is really good and its not stolen i think so its unusuall good for such a ultra trashy western like this. The film while maybe a but less trashy than Bounty Hunter in Trinity has alot more continuity issues however it does have More beautiful Locationwork and i really liked that the main character is an army man undercover which is cool. While i said some positive things About this i must admit...i actually found this movie quite boring at times usually during talkie sequences which is definetly not a good thing in a film that already pretty much sucks although has some fun but does get saved by alot of things that i mentioned and the Low budget aesthetic which is still very strong here. Last thing i wanna mention in this review is that Jeff has two guns in this movie one which is a standard Colt 45 which youd see in every western ever but he also has...a 1860 Colt army That has a STOCK ON IT! Now Thats Badass! Anyways i sort of reccomend it in a way this "film"
Giù le mani... carogna! (Django Story) (1971)
Fun and funny and cheesy but not for everyone
I must say i really liked this flick although its About 85% reused footage its honestly one of my favourite westerns although technically its a really bad film but its entertaining and interesting and the Low budget gives it a charm that is just unique. The action is pretty much nonstop while alot of it is Laughably funny (or bad technically) some of it is sort of impressive and the music is actually pretty good but the main theme is pretty bad and the singer Sounds...like he shouldnt have been a singer. The ending i will not spoil but it incredibly cheesy and unexpected and sort of Epic in a way a cheesy way. Yes this film is mostly reused footage but it used in a sort of creative way and i dont understand some of the negative reviews that ive read. I liked this flick and im not ashamed to say that but should i be? No its ok to like stuff Thats what i have to say.
Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life (2014)
A true masterpiece of cinema
"Shrek is love Shrek is life" is a 2014 animation masterpiece with the most amazing narration and Epic storyline and its absolutely spectacular this movie changed my life im the best way possible i absolutely loved this film and would reccomend it to everyone alive in the world. I absolutely love some of the quotes and the scene when Shrek does the thing with the Boy was one of the most Emotional moments of my life and the most Emotional movie moment i absolutely hated the dad character and youre supposed to hate him and wow i hated him more that hated him i despised him the boy character is a sort of tragic figure who loves Shrek so much but Shrek eventually comes through the window and well...amazing things happen i truly wish that you do Watch this and expierience this masterpiece of animation for yourself but always remember Shrek is love Shrek is life.
Sagebrush Trail (1933)
Badly acted and raw but its interesting and some scenes are actually well made
I cant believe people are saying "its good for the genre" Oh no this movie is not very good even for 1933 from A technical standpoint But Thats Why it gets a 6 because its is interesting because how raw it is and i must admit i even laughed at it because they had literally NO SOUND EDITING so its so Stupid sometimes especially a fishfight at the end where i literally said "This movie sucks so much i like it lol" and also the acting is so bad like the worst ever even for a 1933 Low budget film the acting is bad i mean its my first (and probably last) John wayne b western of the 1930s but man it was interesting. Well everything is quite bad (on a technical point) sorta but few things are good the underwater sequence while completely weird it was cool that they actually filmed underwater quite impressive actually and the Location work is good but the cinematography amateurish so the Locales dont get to shine as much but still beautiful most definetly. The choreography is pretty good. However Honestly it blows my mind that someone said that this has and i quote "good acting" NO IT DOESNT but if you think its good then good for you i guess. Welp this film was something i reccomend it however in a way if you want to see some beautiful Locations and decent action and early John wayne and beautiful locales and also this move HAS NO MUSIC except lone star logo and credits so it feels like a silent film at times lol. FINAL VERDICT:6/10 because its interestingly Raw however on a technical level even for its time its a 4.5 because of the Low budget and acting but Thats from a technical standpoint.