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5/10
Sixties Kyeee-comedy Romp
23 January 2024
Aging David Niven is married to a woman young enough to be his daughter and is fretting over a firstborn who could be his granddaughter. Filmed in 1968, no one associated with the production seemed to have been aware of what actual hippies looked like. Possibly they were unaware of their existence? Niven's character, a university professor in psychology , is in a fervor to keep his eldest child (a girl just a month from turning 18) a pure virgin. She and the other daughter, a 15-16 year old spend most of their waking hours in bikinis...Dr. Niven has a pool. The eldest was deeply devoted to her high school boyfriend, a character who is rutting and grasping but seems unaware that she has any sexual features below her collarbone. She loudly protests against his behavior, as well she should. His seductive technique recalls a young Donald Trump, who'd have been in his early 20's at the time this was made.

At a rare moment when adults took possession of the backyard pool and patio environs (for a faculty cocktail soirée, w. Prof. Niven resplendent in a white dinner jacket). At this point, sixties physical comedy shifts into high gear. Story professors in formalwear get into unintentional fist fights, fall into the pool, have high speed car chases...

I was a boy in those days and I recall the comedic tropes of Hollywood yuk-fests in those days.

The only thing they left out was a large soap container falling into the pool and generating towering amounts of soap suds that grew to comical heights and somehow caused panic in bystanders and pompous middle aged people. Other than that, this movie has EVERYTHING!
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Native (I) (2016)
7/10
Cultcha VS Conformity
7 January 2024
Warning: Spoilers
Spoiler: cultcha wins out.

An alien race (who cannot but be mistaken as neutral British men and women of European extraction; all endowed with identical BBC enunciation) is following a transmission back many parcels to its class M source.

The crew consists of a male and a female. They are both connected to their respective mates...hetero-normative, apparently for propagation of the species. They are emotionally subdued and have realtime connection with Mission Control and their spouses.

A tragedy affects the male voyager and he reacts by having eartlike emotions. The transmission that lures them on is radio fragments of Beethoven's Fifth...which obsesses the male in no small way.

I strongly recommend this film, especially if you prefer Kubric's 2001 to anything from George Lucas' oeuvre.
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Black Cloud (2004)
Good Start For Many Careers
7 September 2008
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I just saw this film on television--fortunately, we have a sizable high definition TV, so the amazing Monument Valley scenery was given fair display. It was especially gratifying to see this location used as a setting for an American Indian movie--no John Ford Euro-Americans banging away with rifles and revolvers at clueless savages--some from as far away as South Dakota, if the costumes are any indication. No, here we have handsome young Eddie Spears galloping across the gorgeous desert floor with the familiar buttes, mesas and monuments to cheer him on.

There were problems--the dialog needs to be fumigated for clichés, but a good script doctor would have sucked up a fat percentage of the film's $750K budget. Ricky Schroeder is still finding his feet as a director. In the final climactic fight scene, there are several jump cuts to the fiancé in the crowd, always the same angle, always shouting "Go, Black Cloud!"; "Yay, Black Cloud!"; "Watch out, Black Cloud!" and so on. Black Cloud's opponent, a trash-talking African American is given less dimension than some sock puppets I've seen. "You going' DOWN, Tonto!" (These quotes are recalled, not transcribed--the actual script is probably better, but not by much, I'm afraid...) All said and done, there are few films where Native Americans have such a high profile. Even this one was the child of Ricky Schroeder who has quite a lot of European in his DNA. Still, I wish I could see more. Real films by Navaho nationals about life on the Rez, and by Lakotas, Hopis, Cherokee and so on. The Coeur d'Alene have Sherman Alexie's writing and a couple of films: The Business of Fancydancing and Smoke Signals--great stuff. I'd love to see a First Nations film festival someday. Foreign films made here in the USA.
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2/10
Vanity plus Guy in a Cheap Gorilla Suit=Oscar Material
3 August 2008
D.D. Winters (a.k.a. 'Vanity') was highly nude from time to time in this odd little film. There were two other actors, one playing her abusive boyfriend and the other is a kind, sensitive emotionally available guy in a gorilla suit. The carachter was supposed to be an actual gorilla, but the cheap production values kill any suspension of disbelief. Tanya is stranded on the island with her thuggish boyfriend, but the gorilla has special qualities that win her heart and drag the body into near-bestiality.

The last performance of Mae West was as a guest on the Mr. Ed show. She used her patented come-ons to the talking horse, plying him with seductive patter. That too, was odd. That episode and this film would make a fun double feature for a very select audience.
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