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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 (2011)
Oh man
The true highlight of the movie was Alan Rickman as Snape. His performance was nothing short of masterful. Every flicker of emotion, every hint of hidden depths, shone through in his nuanced portrayal. It felt like we finally saw the full picture of Snape, and Rickman brought him to life with heartbreaking brilliance. He deserved every accolade for that performance.
Now, about those kissing scenes... Honestly, some felt a bit forced and unnecessary. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for romance, but in the midst of a climactic battle, it felt like a distraction. It pulled me out of the emotional intensity of the moment, which was a shame.
Despite the stray smooches, the movie delivered on the action, the character development, and the emotional gut-punches. The final battle at Hogwarts was visually stunning and emotionally charged. My heart was racing, my eyes were glued to the screen, and I found myself cheering alongside the characters.
Poor Things (2023)
10 for acting
Imagine Frankenstein's monster, except... with a brain pickled in gin and a thirst for independence. That's Bella, the heart of Yorgos Lanthimos' bizarre and brilliant "Poor Things." Emma Stone throws herself into the role with hilarious abandon, portraying the newly-created Bella as she navigates Victorian society with wide-eyed curiosity and sharp wit.
The film is a wild ride, mixing dark humor with social commentary and philosophical questions about gender, free will, and what it means to be human. It's not for the faint of heart, with some grotesque visuals and moments that push boundaries. But if you're up for a unique and thought-provoking experience, "Poor Things" delivers.
The supporting cast is fantastic, with Willem Dafoe as the eccentric scientist who creates Bella and Mark Ruffalo as a charming but conflicted doctor caught in Bella's whirlwind. The costumes and sets are stunning, transporting you to a richly imagined Victorian world with a fantastical twist.
However, the film falters with its pacing, dragging at times and leaving some character motivations unclear. The ending, while ambiguous, might leave some viewers wanting more concrete closure.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1 (2010)
I don't like Ron Weasley.
Darkness reigns, forcing Harry, Ron, and Hermione on a secret quest filled with thrills and hidden truths. Director Yates crafts a suspenseful tale, balancing quieter moments with heart-pounding action (think Dementors!).
The trio shine, delivering mature performances that showcase the burden of their mission and its impact on their bond. While some details from the book feel rushed, the film excels in emotional depth and character development.
And the action? Epic! Prepare for a daring Gringotts heist and chills down your spine. But the true magic lies in capturing the essence of Harry Potter: hope, friendship, and sacrifice. It reminds us why we fell in love with this world.
Plus, Alan Rickman steals the show as the enigmatic Snape. Though major deaths are limited, the emotional weight of what's to come is palpable.
Not the series' best, but it sets the stage for the finale, leaving you wanting more. With strong performances, thrilling moments, and unwavering magic, it earns a solid 8/10 from me. A satisfying taste of the epic conclusion to come.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
What do you mean "prince"?
Shadows lengthen in Hogwarts' sixth year as "Half-Blood Prince" brews a potent potion of teenage angst, dark threats, and Quidditch magic. Yates conjures a chilling atmosphere with Inferi battles and Voldemort's encroaching menace, balanced by dazzling Quidditch and Rickman's Snape, who steals the show with every snarky, enigmatic syllable. Yet, forced romance and rushed emotions leave a bittersweet aftertaste. Like an imperfectly brewed Felix Felicis, it delivers thrills but lacks full impact. This Hogwarts brew may not be the Golden Snitch, but it's a captivating spell nonetheless. Great movie overall.
Mirrors (2008)
good ending
Mirrors is a haunted house movie with a few twists and turns that will keep you guessing until the very end. Kiefer Sutherland stars as Ben, a disgraced cop who takes a night watchman job at a mysteriously abandoned department store. The store is full of mirrors, and soon Ben starts to see strange things in them. At first, he thinks he's just imagining things, but it soon becomes clear that something evil is trapped in the mirrors.
The movie is suspenseful and scary, with some truly unnerving visuals. The acting is solid, and Sutherland is particularly good as the haunted Ben. The ending is a bit ambiguous, but it's definitely something you'll be talking about long after the credits roll.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
Phoenix Soars High, Despite a Few Winged-Clipped Moments
Alright fellas, grab your butterbeer and settle in, because I'm about to dish on "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"! Now, before I cast my Accio review on this flick, let me say this: it's definitely a magical ride, but maybe not my all-time Hogwarts fave.
Don't get me wrong, the story kicks off with a bang! Teen angst hits Harry like a rogue bludger, Dumbledore's beard seems to hold even more secrets than usual, and Umbridge waddles onto the scene like a toad in tutus, spreading Ministry muck wherever she goes. It's all wonderfully thrilling, even if my heart did some serious Quidditch practice every time Harry had a hissy fit (teenagers, am I right?).
But here's the thing, some bits felt a tad rushed, like Snape trying to brew a decent cup of tea. Certain scenes in the book that made me cry my Ravenclaw eyes out were just whispers in the movie, leaving me wanting more feels (and maybe a floo network to send Dumbledore a hug). And honestly, those unexpected losses? Let's just say I shed more tears than Sirius ever used for hair products. Sniffles dramatically
However, let's not dwell in the Dementor-infested corners! The good still outweighs the bad (like Hermione's bushy hair outweighing Ron's bad jokes). The Order of the Phoenix is like a mischievous pixie - full of surprises, both good and gut-wrenching. The acting is stellar, the magic crackles brighter than ever, and the themes of friendship, rebellion, and facing your fears still pack a punch strong enough to knock Snape off his greasy feet.
So, would I recommend it? Absolutely! Just grab some tissues, put on your bravery badge, and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions. It might not be your top choice in the Triwizard Tournament of Potter films, but it's still a spellbinding adventure worth taking. Just don't blame me if you find yourself sobbing into your popcorn when certain owls deliver tragic news.
Remember, even though we might not all agree on the perfect potion recipe, the magic of Harry Potter always binds us together. So let's raise our wands (or butterbeer glasses) to "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix", a film that may not be the Golden Snitch of the series, but still shines bright in the wizarding world!
P. S. To Umbridge, if you're reading this, just remember, even the darkest ink fades against the light of true friendship. Now, go knit yourself a sweater with some fluffy pink pom-poms and leave the teenagers alone!
Talk to Me (2022)
low budget, big fun
This one kind of stands out in the horror genre, primarily due to its intriguing script. I mean, the script is not great, but also not too basic like the most horror movies. The narrative is more captivating compared to many other horror films, at least it kept me engaged throughout.
However, the film lacks dynamic and action-packed scenes, which might be a letdown for those seeking a high-octane horror experience. One scene that particularly stands out is the foot sucking scene. I mean, was that really necessary? I don't think so. That act of the movie could have been delivered in a much better way.
The ending, while not bad, falls into the trap of clichés seen in many films. Instead of leaving the audience with a sense of continuation, it could have provided a more definitive conclusion or at least an intriguing cliffhanger to keep viewers hooked.
Despite these shortcomings, the film manages to hold its own. It doesn't bore the audience and maintains a steady pace, making for a solid viewing experience overall. My rating for the film is a solid 7 out of 10.
Dark Harvest (2023)
not right here honey
This one leaves much to be desired. The scenery is undoubtedly its strongest point, however, the ending was really disappointing.
The characters lack depth and their backgrounds are left unexplored, leaving the audience with a hollow understanding of their motivations and histories. I'm not really a horror enthusiast but I know that horror movies don't attach a lot of importance to characters' backgrounds, but I kind of wanted to know more background for some of the characters. This is particularly true for this character, Kelly, whose presence in the film seems to serve no purpose other than to tick a box for political correctness. Her character neither contributes nor detracts from the plot, making their inclusion feel forced and unnecessary.
The ending of the film is its biggest downfall. It fails to provide a satisfying conclusion, leaving viewers with more questions than answers. It seems unlikely that this ending would satisfy any audience other than horror genre enthusiasts. 3 / 10.