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ROTS - Tedious and over-political.
21 May 2005
Warning: Spoilers
Well, I have seen "Revenge of the Sith" and I find it interesting to note that - appropriately - the initials are ROTS.

Lucas had a difficult task in front of him. He had to take the franchise home. In terms of tying up the loose ends of the story, the film accomplished that. We do find out how Anakin becomes Vader and why he wears that robotic get up. We get to see Luke and Leia born and the destruction of the Jedi order (including a deeply disturbing scene in the Jedi temple). But in every other way the film is a disappointing end to one of the great cinematic accomplishments in history.

The dialog is bland at best - and sometimes absolutely inane. Early on, a scene between Padme and Anakin is horrible. I was in pain for the actors who had to recite those lines with a straight face. And while we can expect Lucas to pontificate, some of his lines are so clearly based on anti-Bush rhetoric (in spite of his denials) that they distract from the movie. (When Obi-wan starts out with "You are either on our side . . ." I actually involuntarily said out loud "OH PLEASE!") Burdened with this annoying political posturing and some truly BAD dialog that was non-political, the movie drags on trying to faithfully bring together the elements needed to set the stage for episode IV. Some of those scenes are satisfying and the storytelling - Lucas's strong point - works in THAT context. The ending succeeded in bringing us back to the beginning, as it were, with scenes that will be familiar to fans of the original. But the road to that bit of satisfaction is tedious.

WARNING: POTENTIAL SPOILER (But come on, EVERYBODY knows this!): There are some positive points. Ian McDiarmid as Palpatine shines in this episode. His eventual unmasking as Darth Sidious is well-played and his seduction of Vader is suitably subtle and believable (again, within the limitations of the sad dialog). Hayden Christensen as Anakin, too, plays his part well, convincingly wavering between the loyalty he feels to the Jedi and the seduction of the dark side. The role was a challenge and Christensen rose to it. Also, Lucas's motivation for the eventual transformation of Anakin into Vader makes sense and takes into account Anakin's life experience and personality. Since this was the prime motivation for the movie (indeed, the whole prequel trilogy) this is an important achievement. The special effects are, of course, excellent - although some of the early scenes do play more like a video game than a movie.

In all though, Lucas was better off leaving the legacy at three movies. The original film "Lord of the Rings" back in the seventies failed because the producers ran out of money. Lucas had plenty of money. He just ran out of ideas.
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Kline is fabulous! SEE THIS MOVIE!
19 May 2002
I STRONGLY recommend "The Pirates of Penzance". Kevin Kline steals the show as the "Pirate King". He is fabulously funny!!! His looks, voice and energetic acting make him the perfect Pirate King. Angela Lansbury adds to the fun as Ruth, a maid-of-all-work who has seen better days. Linda Ronstadt as Mabel shows off her versatile voice and gets into the silly spirit of Gilbert and Sullivan. Rex Smith does an adequate job as Frederick, the slave of duty who is forced by fate to serve as a pirate.

If you think opera is boring, give this a try! Gilbert and Sullivan operettas are hilarious and this version has lots of fun with Gilbert's humor. There is one "Abbott and Costello"-like turn on the word "orphan" that cracks me up! The contrast between the cocky confidence of Kline and his pirates and the quaking-yet-committed police force is a joy to behold. The "Major General's Song" has been parodied so many times (perhaps most notably as Tom Lehrer's listing of all of the chemical elements) that it is instantly recognizable even if you do not know the operetta. The cast has such fun with this it is hard not to be drawn into it.

All-in-all, "The Pirates of Penzance" is a modern update that loses neither the spirit nor the substance of Gilbert and Sullivan's original. See this movie - soon.
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CORRECTION: Don't waste your time - Rent "Pirates of Penzance" Instead
19 May 2002
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(CORRECTION: Modifies possible spoiler and other changes)

I found "The Pirate Movie" to be a terrible movie. The lyrics were "dumbed down" (one example I remember: "hypocritical" substituted for "sanctimonious" in the "Pirate King's Song"). The jokes were inane (I remember the collective audience groan at a "Star Wars" reference.) and the added songs were embarrassments (The contrived innuendo of "Pumping and Blowing" was excruciating to watch!).

Instead, I STRONGLY recommend you rent the 1983 "The Pirates of Penzance", starring Kevin Kline and Linda Ronstadt - a much better movie. It is a funny and fairly faithful adaptation of the Gilbert and Sullivan original. You can check it out on IMDB.

Parodies of classics can be excellent. This one wasn't. Don't waste your time.
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Don't waste your time - Rent "Pirates of Penzance" Instead
19 May 2002
I found "The Pirate Movie" to be a terrible movie. The lyrics were "dumbed down" (one example I remember: "hypocritical" substituted for "sanctimonious" in the "Pirate King's Song", the jokes were inane (I remember the collective audience groan when Frederick was told to "use the force" to recover the sword!) and the added songs were embarrassments (The contrived sexual innuendo of "Pumping and Blowing" was excruciating to watch!).

Instead, I STRONGLY recommend you rent "The Pirates of Penzance", starring Kevin Kline and Linda Ronstadt. It is a funny and fairly faithful adaptation of the Gilbert and Sullivan original. It is a MUCH BETTER movie. "The Pirate Movie" was a spoof of the operetta. There was really no reason to parody "the Pirates of Penzance" since it is hilarious in the first place. In this version, Kline steals the show as the "Pirate King". He is fabulously funny!!! Angela Lansbury's "Ruth" adds to the fun. Linda Rondstat shows off her versatile voice and gets into the silly spirit of Gilbert and Sullivan. Rex Smith, though not on a par with Kline, Lanxbury and Ronstadt, is an adequate Frederick (certainly better than Christopher Atkins in this mutt).

Parodies of classics can be excellent. This one wasn't. Don't waste your time.
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