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Aquaman (2018)
4/10
It's like a fever dream being presented on film
15 April 2019
Warning: Spoilers
How could I possibly encapsulate all this film has to offer better than others before me? This film has what I will call "Venom Syndrome" which means it switches genres every 10-20 minutes. It seems to have no clue what it wants to be and it also seems there were several writers tasked with certain types of scenes and it is...glaringly obvious.

Like others have said, there are several scenes where it's like watching a live-action Little Mermaid in which the "romance" is more painful to watch than Hayden Christensen harass Natalie Portman into Stockholm syndrome in Attack Of the Clones.

Then it tries to emulate Star Wars in many ways (even underwater space-battles), make a brief statement on man's environmental impact once in a while, turn Aquaman into a freaking water-bending prophecied one, introduce some gadgets that make Spy Kids look practical, Aquaman apparently exists within the Monster verse with kaiju, and can we please talk about the CHEESY armor the soldiers from Atlantis wear? Good god, it looks like they went to the value bin at the studio and took out the rejects for Tron and Super Mario Bros.

The best things I can say about this film is the cinematography is very nicely done, and the special effects/CGI is rather excellent save for some de-aging for flashbacks. The hair effects underwater are noticeably superior to any I've personally seen and the color palate is spectacular.

TL;DR: This film is a visual spectacle, but with a schizophrenic script, subpar writing, and some truly incompetent chemistry/acting it is like experiencing the fever dream of Gary Busey himself and it is not exactly easy.
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7/10
Great comedy and action!
5 February 2010
This was a great movie. I read a review from someone who obviously does not understand American humor-he states, "I have watched many American movie and enjoyed them but this one is a disaster." I could not disagree more. I saw a screening of this movie on January 28 and I loved it. The humor was great as was the acting (This is the best performance John Travolta has ever given in my opinion). I loved John's first appearance. He is being held in an airport because they won't allow him to go through with "energy drinks". He is arguing with a security guard (In the most irreverent way possible) and then steps in the second main character who is baffled that the government would send him to get this joke out of a situation (John has an ear pierced, a silver necklace, a shaved head and a leather jacket)that isn't even very serious. He walks in and stamps a clearance sticker onto the energy drinks and John turns around and says (to the very rude security guard), "Check mate mother ******!" You then find out what was so important about the energy drinks in the car-since it's a spoiler I won't say but it just gets better from then on.

About half way through the movie there is a huge twist that I did not see coming that was a great direction for the movie to take. This is my first movie review on here and I really don't know how this was or how long I should make it. All I can say is I liked this movie far better than The Book Of Eli or Avatar which I both loved.
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