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Spaceman (2016)
Good movie; definitely dropped the ball on many details
The movie itself is good, if you like baseball and know Bill Lee just a little, you'll like it.
I found many problems with several scenes however which kind of drew my attention away from the story. For example, the "French" people they hired either don't speak French, which is fine for an American movie, or worse, a lot of them have French from France accent, which makes no sense at all. There are plenty of Quebecois in Hollywood who would have been happy to play the part.
Next, the beer bottles go between generations during the same years... a bit strange, but no big deal.
And those ugly Ericofons, did Bill's family really love them that much?! They probably had the Model 500 or 2500 like most people, or a fancy Princess for the ex-wife...
And then Bill drives from Montreal to Phoenix, then back to Montreal in just a few days? No wonder we call him Spaceman.
Like I said, it's just distracting. Except the end scene with the customs officers dressed like RCMP mounties dressed up for a parade... I know this is a low budget film but fixing these things to make it a little more historically accurate would have been simple and pretty much the same price.
Pirates (2005)
This is good!
I'm not writing this to tell the story, but in a few words, there is actually a storyline in this movie. And a good one, not like those movies Private releases. To be completely honest, if they removed every porn action in this movie (like they seem to have done in the R-rated version), this would still be very watchable, even if the sex was completely removed. There is good humor, a good story, some pretty good special effects (considering the budget for the movie was 1 million dollars and that is porn). Did you know that these actors could actually act? Of course, it would not be the best movie ever, but since this is porn, I can say that it is the best porn movie ever done. My girlfriend enjoyed it as much as I did, and she does not usually enjoy porn. Great movie for couples.
The only bad thing about it: the fake breasts. I do not think there is ONE girl with natural breasts. So go rent it or buy it (the DVD set comes with three discs: movie, movie high definition and Extras), it will not let you down.
Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure (2003)
A disgrace to the Vacation series
The four Vacation movies have all been great, even though the third one was kinda weird for not having the same kids, we got used to it. But this time, it is simply not the same without Clark Griswold. There are plenty of not really good jokes and you might have a good laugh once or twice during the movie, not more. Also, the joke about the water accident did not have its place in this movie, and it came back twice.
On the other hand, seeing the original grown up Audrey from Vacation is a good surprise, she's been my favourite of all the movies. Also, seeing Cousin Eddie is always a good surprise, but too much Eddie is like not enough, he can't be dumb and funny for a full movie length. Another good thing: Playboy model Sung Hi Lee is in the movie. Schwing!
It's not that bad, but compared with other Vacation movies, it's is not good at all. 5/10
Les dangereux (2002)
Not that bad
Forget the critics, this movie is not bad at all. Of course, I would not have paid $11 to go see it at the theater, but a $3 at Videotron is worth it. There are some stupid jokes that you will enjoy, and sometimes it goes too far, but it's a movie...
It's not the greatest comedy of all times, far from that, but I think that if you are not brainwashed by the critics, you will enjoy this movie... and if you like stupid comedies you will love it!
Vertical Limit (2000)
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The special effects are really bad at the beginning, it remembers me the old Godzilla movies where you could see the background was added after... the story isn't bad, but there are a lot of mistakes anybody would see, not only pro climbers, like injecting frozen liquid into their veins...
We had three movies for 3.99$ so I guess it was worth it, but those who went to the theater to see this got screwed...
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
Different
This movie will make you laugh and is very good, however, it seemed to me that it was not a part of the Austin Powers family, it is way too different than the two previous ones.
Dumb and Dumber (1994)
The best movie ever
I have seen this movie about 30-40 times and I still laugh every time I watch it. There is some stupid humor, like in Police Academy's movies, and some humor
that is more clever, that you do not get the first time you watch the movie.
A big TEN to this movie!