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Hellbreeder (2004)
Avoid
This movie is nothing to be psyched about! It was hard to follow, confusing, and just ridiculous to ever put the label "Horror" on it.
Something about a psycho woman witnessing her sons death and becoming obsessed with finding her sons killer (and i only know that from reading the movie cover).
Its a waste of time and money, not even bad enough to be laughed at. The only reason the actors could categorized as "good" actors is because they had a maximum of three lines each in the movie! The entire time my head was ringing with some shitty Michael Myers/Circus/hypnotizing music sh*!...
The only reason I rated it a 2 instead of a 1 is because I was put through the high school movie production of "Near Death" last night.
Near Death (2004)
Near death will put you nearer to your death!
Near Death will defiantly put you nearer to your death! This movie... i guess you would call it a movie was more like a horrible high school production between the jelly eating ghouls and the outrageous acting. I thought it would be good considering the movie cover was eye-catching and the description on the cover was alright buy BOY WAS I WRONG... it started as a bad porno and ended with bad graphics and annoying monotone actors/actresses. The directer needs to be sold and eaten by one of these damn ghouls. Billy was the only alright actor in the whole film. I would not recommend this film unless your in for a good laugh and a few inside jokes between friends. If your looking to be scared keep looking. AVOID THIS MOVIE AT ALL COST, IT WASN'T WORTH THE $.99 IT COST TO RENT IT!