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The Simpsons Movie (2007)
Average movie at best. Shocked about all high marks. Not exciting at all. Family Guy Much better
Well, after watching this movie, I must say it barely kept me entertained. A lot of parts where I was not even paying attention or could care less about. This movie reflects the TV Show - average at best. I have stopped watching the simpsons for about last 5 years because of this. Writing has gone down hill. Jokes, storyline are all sub par.
Family Guy owns the simpsons. Watch the family guy and see how a many more jokes are made which are actually funny.
I do not recommend seeing this movie in the theater. Save it for a rental or cable show at best.
King Kong (2005)
Wife fell asleep, Father in-law fell asleep, enuf said!
Rental all the way. If that. Probably more like a HBO flick. Lets see. NOTHING happens after 1 HOUR. Thats right!60 Minutes of boring nonsense. No King Kong, nothing. Then, it happens. Well, something happens. Jurassic Park had better CGI than this. Story lame, CGI lame, acting lame. Another Hollywood high expense flick that shows off no talent. Skip. 5/10.. and thats generous. Go see the Matador or Syriana instead!
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The Polar Express (2004)
Boring...Not Funny...No action--watch the Incredibles instead!
So boring...fell asleep then woke up...then almost fell asleep again. 95% of movie takes place on a train and wait..there's more--the train drives on ice- then sometimes the kids climb on top of train--and wait--want more excitement? the train stops at the north pole to meet santa and the elves! wow! what an exciting movie...
this movie is HORRIBLE compared to The Incredibles, Shark Tales, and Shrek. this is the WORST CGI flick I've ever saw.
rent this..or better yet wait for cable..not worth any $$.. ! ! ! !
Shark Tale (2004)
10 out of 10! Hilarious, Voices great! Excellent flick!
Are you kidding me?? Could be my favorite movie of ALL time! I give it a 10 out of 10 stars! Perfectly done! The voice acting was amazing! Will Smith, Angelina Jolie, and Robert Dinero are all in it! I had no idea it was there voices (except for will smith) until the ending credits.
The Jokes- hilarious! Laughing my butt off!!! Story--excellent...What a surprise...Shrek was one of my all time favs--but guess what-- Shark tale is better!! Go see it! g r e a t MOVIE!!!
The Village (2004)
Excellent movie..ignore the bad reviews..great storyline
What makes a great movie? Story...Plot...not special effects..This movie had me convinced "creatures" did exist...boy, was I fooled..Had no idea about the real truth.. For a town to live on its own in a fantasy world was worth the movie. The blind woman did a great job of acting..The love between her and lucious was real..This flick is definately one to remember and talk about..no violence, cursing, sex, wow---i cant believe i actually enjoyed it so much! the music was creepy and effective... excellent view above average film..I cant believe all the bad reviews..Ignore and see for yourself!
The Notebook (2004)
WOW! Made this guy fall apart at the end...That darn good!!!
Amazing..simply amazing...This is coming from a man who's loves horror/action/gore...But I do like love stories if done right..This one reminded me of the Titanic...Excellent story...Acting superb...But mainly, it was like watching 2 different stories--but at the end is combined into one..perfectly done...I wont ruin the ending, but it is a must see..Ranks right up there with top love movies of all time...I dont think it was bad for teens to see.. There were several love scenes, but were kept very decent...TV shows alot worse..Definately one to remember.. Better than dodgeball/whiteChicks/Terminal(close)/and right there with Shrek2...Go See it!!
New York Minute (2004)
Bad..Bad..Bad...only saving grace is your imagination
How do movies this bad get made? The only saving grace was to imagine the twins in anything but this movie...The script was horrible. That chinese guy (Connan Obriens X-Sidekick) should be embarrassed. Also, "Lomax" also played such a embarrassing role. How do the twins lift a sewer cover with no problem? There were other "unbelievable" moments, but I already forgot them. In a few years the twins should appear in playboy...which would be a major upgrade from this heap of trash...
Not recommended at all. Go see Shrek 2, Troy, Day after tomorrow, Van Helsing, anything but this.. Avoid..
Van Helsing (2004)
Excellent movie!! Action, StoryLine, Great acting! Go see it!
I dont know what movie everyone else watched, but van helsing ROCKED!!! Too much action??? Are u kidding me?!?!?! Action is what keeps the viewer going!! This movie had it all - Action, StoryLine, Characters, Hot girls, Sci-Fi!! Im shocked people didnt like this.. Even frankenstein is in it!!
Van helsing put on a great performance...I also liked dracula's 3 brides...Frankenstein even sounded so harmless and convincing..
GO SEE THIS MOVIE!!! Much better than average...A non-stop thrill ride!!
Movie kept me going from start to finish...The special effects were great..Not overdone at all. I couldnt make a better movie if i tried..
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
Junk!
Pure Junk! Another piece of hollywood crap! No wonder Vin Diesel stayed away. Each actor can only say 3 words total per scene. Horrible acting, super bad plot, junk junk junk! Stay so far away from this movie..
Hulk (2003)
Pure Junk - A Disgrace to the original hulk
The director should be banned from hollywood. I would never see any of his future flicks. This movie put me to sleep. It hurt to watch it. So boring. Horrible acting, horrible script, need I say more? Got to be one of the worst movies of all time. How this junk can be approved by anyone is beyond me. And how people actually can pay to see this junk is also beyond me. Garbage all the way around. Did this waste of a director even watch the original tv series? Most definately not! STAY FAR AWAY!!
Finding Nemo (2003)
pefect 10
Great movie! Now, this is what a flick should be (unlike matrix2,2fast,the hulk). Leave it to Pixar to produce the best summer film. Great story, great script, great animation, just simply amazing! You will feel happy, sad, excited, scared, ---isnt this what a movie supposed to do? Thanks pixar for showing hollywood and all other garbage directors (see movies i just mentioned) how to make a flick!
The Matrix Reloaded (2003)
Huh?
What the heck did I just watch? Makes no sense at all. Pure garbage. Another hollywood bust (along with 2fast, hollywood homicide, the hulk). I think i fell asleep 3x for the first half. It hurt to watch. I rather watch bruce lee than these dopey actors kick and punch. same fighting scenes all the time. garbage!
Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat (2002)
OK - nothing special
Martin was funny..at times.. but sometimes it was just mildly entertaining. no new jokes, nothing that will knock you off your seat. The best part was about his own life incidents. I didnt realize how near death he was. Recommended only to the hard core Martin fans.
About a Boy (2002)
Excellent! Must See!!
This entire movie was great! Grant was fantastic. The boy was great. Story, acting, plot, everything I enjoyed very much..I was completely suprised..I laughed out loud several times. Every man has his own island. So true. I love it. Go see this movie. Worth every penny!
K-19: The Widowmaker (2002)
Nice, thrilling movie
This movie is definately worth seeing. Ford was excellent, even though must of the movie you are against him. I also learned alot from this flick. Russia has such a powerful nuclear arsenal back than that i did not realize. This movie kept you watching and wanting more. Very fast paced and entertaing. Good view!
Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
Garbage...Go see The Signs instead...
I thought this might be decent, but it fell far below average. Bad plot, bad acting, and not even scary ruined this movie. Maybe releasing Halloween in the middle of the summer was also a bad idea. Everything about this movie went bad. Watching contestants on TV has only been done like 1000 times. I dont even like those reality shows. Stay away from this one. The Signs was much scarier and alot better than this!
The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course (2002)
should have been a documentary only
hollywood wrecked this one with a horrible plot that just interefered with what erwin does best---explore the wild..
the best parts are when steve is actually going after animals. the worst parts are everything else.
its ok..but went terribly wrong when trying to mix in fiction with reality.
Road to Perdition (2002)
Good--but cant compare it to godfather--
One of the best of the summer '02. but thats it. not much competition. tom hanks does an excellent job of portraying a gangster. the ending was also great. nice job on that. it is not in the same league as the godfather. but it does hold its own. worth checking out.