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Star Wars: Visions (2021– )
5/10
Deeply problematic recycled content
7 May 2023
Most of the First season was above average,there were some hit or miss episodes but mostly the stories were fine and diverse. On the second season most, if not all of the episodes are the based on the same principle. A Girl (shocking I know) is oppressed - taken down etc finds she has inner strength and rises above the situation. When I read from other reviewers that most of the episodes were like this I thought, no chance they are just nitpicking. Turns out they were right. So from hundreds of plot pitches and ideas from studios around the world somehow the same pattern was chosen time and time again. This is deeply problematic.
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3/10
Good for nothing
17 December 2022
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So this adventurers party consists of 6 characters. The only one who is remotely explored is the main character. The party consists of 2 gay females, 2 gay males, a female we don't know anything about and a male who turns out to be a traitor and that's pretty much it. It only has 6 episodes that are not nearly enough to cover the barebones main plot but somehow there was just enough time to also explore the characters sexuality, which doesn't affect the plot in absolutely no way, and nothing else. Being gay is NOT character development. No one cares anymore.

But hey, animation is pretty good.
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3/10
Divisive at best
16 October 2022
A very conflicting type of show. If someone wants to see an even slightly faithful adaptation of Tolkien 's work this is definitely not the way to go. The show has literally nothing to do with the lore, except for a very generic idea of the mythos, the names of some characters and the landmarks-geography.

On the other hand as a generic fantasy drama it has excellent production values, generally good acting (except some obvious shortcomings *cough* Galandriel) great music and an ok plot.

The only reason I award it 3 stars is cause they marketed it as a LOTR show and on that it fails miserably.
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Prey (I) (2022)
6/10
Well... Could have been worse.
5 August 2022
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Good things first, beautiful cinematography, pretty good music score and good direction. I expected the absolute worst from the trailers and was surprised to see it wasn't as bad as a movie they made it out to be. Were there some ridiculous moments? Sure. It's a 60kg girl fighting a predator in close combat who in an earlier scene killed a 500kg pissed off bear with his empty hands and lift it up with one hand above his head never mind the technology gap. In the other hand the whole movie is a race showing how the predator gets worn out battle after battle, first with nature, then the best tribes hunters followed by the French guys, gets wounded and weakened time after time and finally gets killed by the person he didn't kill right away cause she represented the smallest threat. Can it be interpreted as woke? Maybe but it wasn't done shamelessly and most things (definitely not everything) made sense. Enjoy it for what it is, an above average Predator movie leagues ahead of the absolute garbage we got the last time.
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5/10
So slow it hurts.
8 June 2022
The fact that people are rating this based on the religion angle is quite sad. The show has some promising, interesting things that manages to butcher with the maddening, excruciatingly slow pace it forces on the viewer. At times it is so mindnumbingly slow paced you can jump to another chapter by fast forwarding it and still not lose anything of value. The whole story could be told in 3-4 episodes and still have time to properly flesh out every character but it comes at an amazing jaw dropping snail paced 7 episodes. At the last 1 hour and 28 minute (!) episode I wanted to detach my eyes with a hot spoon. Thank god for the skipping button.
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2/10
Seriously now?
24 July 2021
Dialogue on the very first episode while talking about Eternia and Castle Greyskull: Teela : I know everything Adam : you still do not know who HE is Teela : He, who?

And that's all you need to know about this joke of a show.

Edit: After watching the rest of the season, it's become even more abnoxious. Trying to tap into "metoo" movement, mistreating women, it's a cartoon for gods sake it it feels so out of place.
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1/10
Complete nonsense
3 May 2021
First episode was good enough to believe this could be watchable. Oh how wrong I was. Episode by episode was getting worse and worse by the minute. Political nonsense? Here by the buttload. Cringe acting performances? Present. An idiotic self entitled female "villain" whose motives are beyond ridiculous? Guilty as charged. But, hey at least she has freckles!

If this is the future of the Marvel cinematic universe they have planned they are going to have a very bad time.
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Blood of Zeus (2020– )
7/10
Not bad, not perfect either
15 November 2020
Probably worths a 6,5 rating it as a 7 cause it definitely isn't a 6. And that pretty much sums everything about it up. It has a lot of potential but the episodes are too few and the things it wants to do numerous so everything is done in a mediocre way and feels rushed. I found the overall art quality, animation and voice over pretty OK but not without faults. Maybe it would have been better if the plot was a bit simpler and the creators didn't try to touch on so many different aspects of the story.
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Mythic Quest (2020– )
1/10
Really?
12 February 2020
Warning: Spoilers
There are people rating this 8 and 9 stars for the show being witty and funny? I got through the first episode not even smiling, reminding me the last seasons of the big bang theory "jokes". The second episode was.... More than awful. Couldn't even get to the end of it, *minor spoilers*, the guy at monetisation just throwing a tantrum, making all the in game content free, sending all the coders who were not even in his department home so they won't nerf the free items.Guess no worries about his job cause this is a comedy right, so everyone can do whatever the hell they want, costing the company millions of dollars in the process, like the stupid little helper sending a "meme" to the most famous streamer that implies he should just kill himself for some criticism and they tell her just to fix it herself and it's OK. No one is telling her to get the hell out and never going back. Seriously? This is the same streamer that everyone in the first episode was worrying about not liking the new expansion and the whole episode was around that premise. If you have even half a brain you'll find this unbearable.
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See (2019–2022)
5/10
Not bad, not good either
27 December 2019
The show has very good production values, costumes are great, the world is depicted quite nicely and the plot... Well its there mostly, anyway. I kept asking myself why don't they do that, why they don't go there like every 5 minutes especially when the kids grow up and have a huge advantage over the others. The show kept bugging me with little things, how did they build that, how are they weaving clothes with silk, they are blind after all. If you can watch it and not dwell too much in it you will probably like it, I just couldn't.
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3/10
Really?
22 December 2019
Why are people giving this movie 8-9 stars and in their "review" they say it isn't perfect, it has flaws etc. But is not that bad? Newsflash movie-lovers, 8-9 means it's a MASTERPIECE. 8-9 is for amazing, timeless classics which will be remembered forever as truly great. This movie surely isn't. The plot holes are still huge, the whole trilogy still makes no sense and it's worse than fan-fiction. Bottom line all 3 movies are trash and Disney will make a LOT of people happy if they brand the whole trilogy non Canon and cast it off as a mistake and lesson learned. On the other hand while I can understand the people who voted , it's not a 1 star movie either. Cinematography is great, effects are once more a marvel to behold and the movie is flawless production wise. Disregard the 8-9 star reviews, disregard the 0-1 star reviews too. The movie is a hollow, blant mess and tries to tie up loose ends since minute 1 and of course fails because of the mess the previous 2 movies were, it was destined to fail since conception. 3 stars from me for the top notch production quality alone. Probably worths a 5 but they destroyed Star wars. Go watch the Mandalorian to get your Star wars fix.
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