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Deadly Detour (2011)
The box is a lie
I purchased this film for my best friend for Christmas on play for 6.99, as we love cheesy scary movies. However, this film is a lie. Everything about it is terrible. The box has an actual goatman on it, whereas in the film, the villain looks like the beast man from The Goonies. Not to mention the title of the film isn't actually The Goatman Murders, but in fact Deadly Detour. We were conned.
The sex scenes are terrible, the actors are woeful - the only one believable as an actor is the fat guy. Mike O'Mahony has an awful lot to answer for, he has ruined film in less than 90 minutes, Hitchcock must be rolling in his grave.
Falsely advertised piece of dirt. Avoid at all costs or you will lose all faith in film making as a whole.
Suck (2009)
Everything I wanted and more!
Suck is a funny, unique, charmingly quirky creation from the incredibly talented Rob Stefaniuk. Character development and plot are quite exception in this semi-musical vampire rock sensitisation, a real piece of film gold. You'll want to buy the soundtrack afterwards, and possibly marry Stefaniuk. American rock band Burning Brides also added excellence to the soundtrack with their single "Flesh and Bone", Dimitri Coats's performance of this was mesmerising as was his character, he was clearly born to play a singing vampire. Malcolm McDowell was a really pleasant addition to an already perfectly combined cast, and added an equal amount of tension and hilarity. If any film is deserving of cult status then this is it; it's like The Might Boosh meets Fright Night with a dash of Rock of Ages. Do yourself a favour and watch this film!