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The Cat in the Hat (2003)
Not Funny, No Plot
I wonder if Mike Myers even read the original books or watched the cartoon... because his version of the cat was way off. The cat in the hat I remember never had a sadistic laugh, swore, or had multiple personalities. What was he thinking??? This movie is a disgrace. The movie just dragged on and on - I was looking forward to the movie ending.
By the way, did anyone else notice that everyone in the movie drove a Ford Focus except Baldwin? (he drove a Thunderbird) I thought that was interesting... I wonder how much money Ford put into the movie.
Red Water (2003)
not great, but ok
This movie was described by the actors, as being "unlike any other shark movie out there". I didn't find that to be true when watching this movie. The shark is killing people, the authorities at hand want the shark killed (for a handsome reward). The acting of is mediocre and somewhat very corney at times, screen cuts and slow motion sequences are cliche, and the ending (and pretty much the whole movie) is predictable. Lou Diamond was by far the best talent on the screen, and did his best to carry the film.
Overall, not a GREAT movie, but better than the later Jaws movies (and thats not hard to beat). :-)