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glover106
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Ninja the Protector (1986)
There was my life before Ninja The Protector, and there is my life now...
20 August 2014
They say that a film can change your life. For some it was Citizen Kane. Others Schindler's List. For me it was Ninja The Protector.
From the plot that made no sense, to the constant cartwheeling, to the poor dubbing (even over the English-speaking actors), and the steady stream of Channel 5 heyday soft- porn scenes, Ninja The Protector is not only one of the best martial arts-cum-porno films, but one of the greatest films ever made.
Prepare yourself for sex, motorcycles, shirukens, teleportation and the best f*cking moustache since moving pictures were committed to celluloid.
Quality personified.
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