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The Cat in the Hat (2003)
Not a movie for children ***POSSIBLE SPOILERS***
I agree with most of the posts about the lewd and crude humor. I think that the movie should have stuck directly to the book. It was unnecessary to have any sexual innuendos in the movie. It was unnecessary to show the cat's nasty behind in the film. And the scene with Alec Baldwin picking lint out of his bulging belly was very unnecessary! I know that the movie makers were trying to make this movie appealing to adults as well as children, and that's why a lot of the unnecessary stuff was placed in the movie. It would have just been better to keep the story as it was in the book and not make unnecessary changes. I am an adult, but I do not like to see this type of unnecessary crap in a movie for kids. Especially a movie that is trying to remake a classic children's book onto the silver screen!
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
Stick to music Rob, even then, you stink at that.
I was very disappointed in the movie. I don't know what I expected. I thought that the movie would be pretty good coming from Rob Zombie. I was wrong. The movie was stupid and not worth the time or money. Rob Zombie needs to stick with his music, even then, he stinks at that recently. He needs to get some new beats and stay away from writing and directing movies.
The St. Francisville Experiment (2000)
True story?????? True trash!!!
I was surprised that the makers of this movie actually came out said that this movie was a true story. The majority of the scenes looked fake to me. For instance when the one girl was eating her sandwich and there was a roach in it. While she was eating the sandwich the camera on the opposite side of it showed that there was a roach on it. It's funny how the camera just happened to be filming on the sandwich when the girl was eating it. Another scene is when the gang went to open a clothes closet and a cat flew out of the closet or should I say it was thrown out to give it effect. This movie was not realistic at all. It's highly doubtful that the events that happened were true that evening when the "St. Francisville Experiment" took place. I believe that the house may be haunted, but not on the night this movie was filmed! The ending was amusing when Tim and and other girl were chained down in the some sort of basement. Paul and Madison found them and rescued them! I would rather watch the Blair Witch Project again then have to sit through the St. Francisville Experiment movie again. As I said, if the makers of the movie did not state that this was a true story with true events I may have like it more. Your better off getting more entertainment from the Blair Witch Project (even though this is not a true story either)!!!
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)
Expected more of a storyline, great action on the character of "Sever".
I expected more of a storyline from this movie. I think that it was a very weak storyline. Lucy Liu's character "Sever" kicked butt! Antonio Banderas character "Ecks" left much to be desired. I'm surprised that Ecks could keep up with Sever in the fight scene. I feel they made the character of "Ecks" weak and boring. This will probably be the last time I watch this movie unless it's on HBO, and even then I would probably attempt to watch something else.
The Wedding Singer (1998)
Hilarious movie that brings me back to the 80's!
I really enjoyed this movie! The movie had a good storyline and it was hilarious. I'm partial to this movie because I grew up in the 80's and it brought me back to the music, fashion and fads! This is a great romantic comedy!
The Cellar (1988)
Decent story, bad acting, monster not believable!
If you can get past the slow start and bad acting it's worth watching. The story line was pretty decent. The father had a wicked temper because he was unemployed and he hardly got to see his kid except in the summer because his ex-wife had custody of him. The father was very angry and frustrated the majority of the time. The monster in the story wasn't too scary. The movie breaks consistency of the monster being so incredibly strong. The one scene that the moviemakers do this in is one of the times when the kid is down in the cellar and the monster goes to attack him. When the monster goes to attack the kid his arm gets caught in a steel trap attached to a chain. The monster is about a foot away from the kid's face. Every other time throughout the movie the monster is strong enough to break through or tear down anything. Yet the steel trap and chain holds him back from getting the kid! More than likely the moviemakers did this for shock factor because no one wants to see one of the main characters die. Moviemakers just wanted to scare us into thinking it may be a possibility that the kid could die. Instead of breaking consistency, the moviemakers should have replaced the kid with someone who they could dispose of!