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The Ring (2002)
The horror! The horror!
And I thought The Exorcist was scary... I'm usually bored, when I see a so called scary movie. These days they're all about a masked avenger stalking young, hot looking girls with a knife. But this one, The Ring, was different. I was so scared during and after this movie, that I expected to have a heart attack. Half the time I couldn't even look straight at the screen, which was a first for me. It has been three days since I went to see The Ring, and I'm still avoiding my VCR. This movie had great actors who I had never seen before, great plot and real live and loud horror. I'm surprised if I ever go see another scary movie in my life! I'm glad, that there is still someone out there who can make a real horror movie. But at the same time I wish I had never seen this one. If you're going to see this I have one advice: DON'T GO ALONE!
Meet the Feebles (1989)
Very very odd...
This wasn't a bad movie, but it wasn't good either. It had some funny bits, but mostly it just made me uncomfortable. The puppets weren't very good, but they really are not supposed to be very good in a Peter Jackson film. They had good voices and had very interesting qualities to their personalities. I wouldn't want to know most of these characters, if they were humans. This wasn't a very funny movie, like Bad Taste was. It was over the top, but not in a good way like Braindead was. It wasn't scary, but very disturbing. A puppet show for the insane, perhaps? Not one of my all time favorites, for sure.
The Triangle (2001)
Nothing can save this movie from stinking.
At first I thought, that this could be at least a pretty good movie. The plot sounded intriguing and gave the idea of a nice fright. But as the movie went on I saw nothing but one cliche after another, and found myself laughing instead of hiding behind the sofa. Although it had some good scenes, they were not enough to save the entire movie. I've seen worse, but not much.