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Kenny vs. Spenny (2002)
Poor Spenny....
Kenny Vs. Spenny is a Canadian reality/game show based television series about two childhood friends, with completely different personalities who battle against each other in Outragious competitions to see who is better at a task, such as wearing dead octopuses on there heads longer, to See who is a better Drag Queen to even seeing how long one of them can keep a poop in there diaper longer. Why? the opening theme explains it all. Glory for the winner. Humiliation for the Loser. Kenny Hotz is a manipulating Evil diabolical Genius. the "villain" of the show per-say. he will do everything in his power to win, even cheating. Spenny is a Paranoid, yet good natured "good guy" of the show and often plays by the rules. The humiliations involve a number of embarrassing stunts performed on national TV such as the Human Bidet, the dragged out prostitute on the corner, giving an old guy a sponge bath to eating a booger. The show airs Mondays at 9pm on Showcase and I recommend it to anyone who has a sense of humor.
Gekijôban Poketto Monsutâ: Myûtsû no Gyakushû (1998)
Made Me cry like a little emo kid
when I first heard of a Pokemon movie, I didn't really care. I mean - hey, I was the Jock of my high school. going to all the cool parties, getting attention from all the girls. I was invited to a kegger one night and Pokemon: The First Movie was being shown on TV. This movie was absolutely Amazing. I held hands with a guy named John as we held back our tears. We both thought the movie was absolutely wonderful. I couldn't take it anymore, Mewtwo does something so incredibly evil that all the Pokemon start crying. after I saw this movie I dyed my hair black, grew it out infront of my face and kept trying to steal a pair of my sisters jeans. I went out and bought the new My Chemical Romance And Silverstein albums. now I'm the outcast in my school, making out with other guys and throwdowning at screamo concerts. all because of Pokemon: The First Movie. I recommend it 10/10
Batman Returns (1992)
What a waste of a perfectly good joint...
I enjoy watching movies when I'm high. As 'The Dark Knight' came close to theaters I decided to watch Tim Burton's 'Batman Returns' to hype my anticipation. What a waste of a Joint that was. This movie made me almost fall asleep. It was just too boring. As a loyal fan to the comics I absolutely refuse to believe that was the Penguin on screen. Killer Croc is more like it. Burton's version of the Penguin consist of a sewer mutant deformed freak who was raised and yes - educated by NAZI penguins with Rocket Launchers on his back. After the Penguins changing his diapers, feeding him and teaching him how to talk proper English grammar he rises from the Sewer to try and become Mayor of Gotham City. Sounds like a comedy? it's not. it's a movie that tries too hard to be serious. Things only get worst when Selina Kyle falls to her death out of a window and becomes the menacing 'Catwoman' after being half aten by Cats. It takes at least 20 minutes in between takes to see the hero of the story (Batman - In case you were wondering). This movie doesn't really have much of a plot. If you want to see it I'm not going to stop you. But don't say I didn't warn you.
The Dark Knight (2008)
Want to know why I use a knife?
So there I was in the movie theater after smoking a fat blunt, blitz out of my mind. The cinema had a sold out show and everyone in the theater is chanting the 1960's Batman Theme song before the trailers role. I am in high anticipation as I have been waiting for this movie for years. My hearts pounding, my legs are shaking and finally it begins. This movie was a trip and everything I had hoped for. Christian Bale returns as the Caped Crusader to take down a mysterious criminal psychopath only known as the Joker, who has taken control of Gothams Underworld. Heath Ledger's Joker Steals the show, when he is off screen, you're waiting for him to return. Crusading District Attorney Harvey Dent is brilliant as both the White Knight and a tragic ending to his transformation into Two-Face. Lt. Jim Gordon is brilliant and has a scene in the middle of the film that made everyone go crazy with applause. If you haven't seen the Dark Knight you should. Actually, go see it twice or more. It's worth it.