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Step Brothers (2008)
Die movie, die!
I sorrowfully regret that you've had to be misled by the 6 out 10 rating this movie currently has and because I haven't rated it until now, it is partly because of me.. what a terrible, horrible piece of sh!t, if i do say so myself.
Nothing in this movie was at all funny.. and I was drunk! Will Ferrell rolling around on the floor, obnoxiously yelling in his monotone voice, yeah, you got me Hollywood.. the joke was on me.. and on us and just about everyone who coughed up money to see this or even had to endure a preview or a commercial for this flipping thing! Luckily for me, I'm still waiting for my envelope to come in the mail because I'm going to be a millionaire.
They owe me twice the exact amount of what it cost to make this movie coupled with what it earned both domestically and worldwide because yes, that terrible. I saw it for free but decided that once it was over and done with, they owed me for having seen it.
I was a flinch away from literally punching the person who made me see this -- RIGHT IN THE FACE -- after it was done.. I've never left the theater so p!ssed before unless I had just finished watching a movie with Morgan Freeman in it and he's doing Allstate commercials now so I don't even watch T.V. anymore.
That bad.
The Other Man (2008)
No one should be forced through sit through this ordeal
I rate this movie a 3 out of 10 because there is only one other movie (Step Brothers) that could've made me just want to individually pull out each one of my finger and toe nails, together.. hopefully, by the time the movie was over, I'd still be alive! Antonio gives his usual dignified performance because he's just a dignified man and you could really believe his character throughout the whole film and I really wish I would've seen much more of him but the man chosen to star in this movie, as the typical 'household man' was just such a poor, poor decision when it came to casting.
I don't even remember if he was that great of a Jedi in Star Wars but trying to get some emotion out of him in here was just unheard of. All of it, seemed extremely fake.. unbelievably irrational.. there were a few points in the film where you really begin to think to yourself, "wow, this would be such a great movie if it just turned into one big orgasmic fest between the two men", to see ANYTHING, but no.. the people who have made this film wouldn't even give you the satisfaction.. they wanted you to suffer.. through a drawn-out, insignificant man's need for adventure because his life is just a drag.. that's what this movie is.. a drag.