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Pineapple Express (2008)
Great and poor - reminded me of dusk till dawn
The first half of the film was hilarious - loads of stoner jokes, funny scenes (foot through the car window was great), weed Paranoia, comedy punch ups etc etc. However, it then turns into a quite a pointless gore fest. Its just like Dusk Till Dawn (which i loved) which was almost 2 films, but it doesn't do it as good as DTD.
Funnily enough, the film quality goes the same way as "Up in smoke" - classic first half, poorer second half.
Makes me laugh that 2 stoner's can wield machine guns and scrap like 2 pro's.
First half of film - 9/10, 2nd half 3/10
Hell Ride (2008)
Quite simply a complete pile of sh@t
The worse film i have every seen. Like the other honest reviewers, it is just an excuse for getting naked birds with their juggs out. Don't get wrong, naked women isn't a bad thing but there is another film genre for that.
Boyfriends beware. I sold this to my girlfriend as a classic bike gang fest (due to reviews) to be greeted with every other scene full of naked women gyrating about the place. Slap in the chops for me.
What makes me laugh the most is all the dogey bike dives they went to in the film were full of models with the works cosmetically - what biker bars have these? They are usually slightly haggard with tattoos and far saggier juggs! Completely unrealistic.The acting is terrible, loads of pointless swearing and a complete waste of time storyline.
Did anyone check out Vinnie Jones's attempt at an American accent? Its as embarrassing as his football skills.
Avoid like the plague. The only reason you would watch this film is if you are a young lad who cant access p@rn and have nicked it from their parents movie collection for a few pervy kicks!
The X Files: I Want to Believe (2008)
Rubbish
I cannot believe people are actually giving this movie a good score. The only excitement was seeing Mulder and Scully again. The plot was awful, truly awful. Russian scientists trying to save their bud with Dr Frank type science. What was the point of the stem cell story. catholics are totally against it so why would Scully be able to practice it in a Catholic hospital? Anyone who has watched the series over and over like me will be completely disappointed. All those classic episodes Home, Tombs, Our Town etc etc blow this rubbish out of the water. The first film was great with the black oil, bees and alien involvement. A great start with the cavemen fighting the alien in the ice.
What does carter provide for us in this movie - xzibit and Billy Conolly - please save me.
There was very little for fans (apart from a pointless reference to Mulders sister, the pencils in the ceiling and Mulder's nut eating) and nothing for non-fans.
You know you have a bad movie when there is another pointless scene trying to poke fun at George Bush? Didn't realise this film was written by buds of Michael Moore. Concentrate on the film not politics. Only losers enjoy that sort of rubbish.
A complete disaster and Chris Carter should be ashamed. It shows the guest writers really carried the series.
The only bonus was i got a free DVD of the 1st movie at the cinema!!