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4/10
Documentary director should try a new profession
17 March 2024
Warning: Spoilers
None of the viewpoints were challenged.

Narratives weren't created.

What you get is a confusing mess with a majority of interviews that vouch for the owner.

When you get the reveal that he's a child sex offender on top of everything else, yet you're getting the steer he's a sympathetic character... you're just left bewildered: How could Netflix allow this documentary to go out in its present form?

This isn't a documentary.

There's no driving position.

It's just fragmented interviews... a loose chain of events... and over to the viewer to piece everything else together.

What a mess considering what a wild and interesting subject matter.
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Asteroid City (2023)
4/10
I felt nothing for the characters
23 June 2023
Even in B Grade schlock you feel empathy, hate or some base emotion for the characters. Some kind character development is a cherry on top. With Asteroid City you feel zilch. You don't care for any of the characters, so when they leave one by one in the shadows you don't even go "where have they gone again?" In short, beautiful styling and a stab at a meta screenplay but I really just don't care for anyone or anything in the film. And because of that, I am left feeling bored. Like truly bored. Which is a shame given the acting talent that has been collated and displayed for our viewing entertainment.
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The Munsters (2022)
1/10
What an epic mess
1 November 2022
Warning: Spoilers
This may be the worst movie I've seen.

Chief offenders being:

-Rob Zombie doesn't understand comedy.

The pacing and timing for most lines delivered felt way off. If you want a masterclass in directing comedy, watch this film and shoot for the opposite.

-His wife simply can't act. I feel sorry for all the struggling actors out there who could actually use this role. Instead, you have nepotism at play that doesn't care if she's chewing up the scenery.

-The script needed some serious love. It bounced around ideas and plot points aimlessly. Nice first draft... now where's the second?

-Jumping from half concluded scenes to new ones usually spell the film was made in the edit room due to entire scenes not being captured. The Munsters screams this.

-It simply doesn't understand the source literature of The Munsters TV show.

To be frank, Rob Zombie has always been a patchy director, but with The Munsters, he's showing new lows. His network to the film industry needs to be severed before more damage can be done. The dude simply doesn't know what he's doing.
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Roadkill Garage (2016– )
8/10
Hit the road and binge this
27 October 2022
Some of these other reviews are rough.

Not every car show needs to show a renovation to concours condition.

This is a case in point.

The show usually goes like this: two presenters take a beaten old car and drive from point A to B - usually with a little mechanical work along the way.

To me it's a pretty sweet show.

Not everyone has the money to do everything perfectly and this reflects that sentiment.

For me there's a big up side and down side.

Down side... I have to be frank, the presenters are knowledgeable but not big characters... as such it can feel a little boring at points.

Up side... they don't stray away from education on the show. To me that's a huge thing. They aim to impart a good 3-4 things a show, half of which were new to me. A good show for learning things on.
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Cracker: Brotherly Love: Part 3 (1995)
Season 3, Episode 3
7/10
I miss early Cracker, this just takes it too dark
17 October 2022
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What's not to love about Cracker - wring me out every single minute so I can soak in it. And rewatch it.

But, there's always been a huge stumbling block for me, and it comes towards the end of Season 2.

In season 1 and half of 2 the fine weighing between the darkness and the searing dialogue were balanced beautifully.

Combined with some of the best acting talent (give whoever did the series casting a raise) and it just felt perfectly right.

Some of the best UK crime drama filmed. Period.

But here's where I start to feel weird: Towards the end of the Season 2 Penhaligon was raped, not by the chief suspect but by a copycat. Being frank here, the logic train and editing so the audience can be sign posted on this plot point's some of the worst I've seen.

Did the chief suspect rape her or not?

No, apparently, he didn't apply water afterwards so that rules him out.

Erm. Right then.

Despite being offered this solution, You may be like me, trying to make sense of it all, before too long Penhaligon starts to accuse Jimmy Beck of raping her.

Reasoning? Based on his... aftershave.

You're probably still wondering what's going on a full one episode on - and whether this is all just a blackmail sub plot or a dream. It's just confusing to watch. Surely this can't be where the show is going.

This is exactly where the show is going.

And from there unfurls greater and greater darkness - which is to be expected - when you have two people officers in the same squad: one whom has raped the other.

Rather than loving the interdepartmental friction and the banter, now you're left feeling tense and awkward, it tears a seismic hole in the tone of the show.

So all of that leads to the Brotherly Love Part 3 episode A climax that sees Jimmy Beck admitting to raping Penhaligon, which to any TV viewer out there, just doesn't track to the character.

It point blank feels unbelievable.

Then to cap it off JB throws himself off a high-rise with a murder / suicide.

Jesus.

The show has got so dark, the banter and the interplay no longer really works as well because you're just left wanting your own crisis counselor to get through the show.

And sadly it never really recovers from there.

As said, amazing actors, seering dialogue, but the show makes a dramatic change mid way through that it never really recovers from.
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Monster: Silenced (2022)
Season 1, Episode 6
10/10
Hits you in the face with its skill and precision
4 October 2022
A total masterclass in directing from Paris Barclay.

How could you not walk away from this episode and feel hollowed out? Told from primarily three perspectives this story darts and weaves as it shines color on what happens when someone alienated in society connects with another.

A love story that ultimately is consumed by darkness that we, the viewer, are privy to.

Sure, the rest of the season is spectacular but this episode is some of the best TV I've seen. The deaf scenes and use of sound should be studied by others. What a treat. And not to mention what a ending. Love for / to everyone involved.
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3/10
Pretentious Waffle
25 September 2022
Brett Morgen has brought some interesting documentaries to life over the years.

Sadly, this is his folly.

As leaving the cinema I overheard a range of opinions from moviegoers from "That's 2 hours I'm never getting back" To "How many times did we see him walking up that escalator" Long, drawn out, and pieces together with random motivational quotes from Bowie, it was hard to do, but this documentary succeeded in making Bowie the one thing he wasn't. Dull.

Without a narrative and a very loose chronological sequencing, this 'documentary' is only for hardened Bowie fans.

Everyone else, be prepared to be confused, lectured to, and bored out of your minds.

Brett, please relearn the craft that you once had.
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Mixed Nuts (1994)
2/10
Lord please no
8 December 2021
Nodding to 30s screwball comedies, this film is a God awful mess.

Chief suspect is a weak and strained script -- feeling almost like a play in parts as a cast of characters run from one room to another.

At the center of the issue is the fact that I neither care about the characters nor find the screwball setups they end up in particularly joyful. A comedy of errors is great when I'm along with it for the ride... I was just left bored. I genuinely feel sorry for some of the actors in this film. It's not their fault. It's just a terrible movie.
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Metal Shop Masters (2021– )
8/10
A lot of trolls on this review board.
21 September 2021
I watched the show and it was pretty amazing to be honest.

A lot of these reviews I sense have been written by friends of one of the early dismissed contestants.

That's just my gut, but the comments and low marking just don't add up to me.

Sure, they could've trimmed a few of the lamest jokes by the host, and yes, a little theater prepping for the hosts could've helped their likeability but all in all what I watched was a pretty addictive show that puts on display some insane talent.

To me this is only half a beat under the glass blowing show, blown away, which is super addictive.

The heart of the show lies with the contestants. Very talented.
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Awakenings (1990)
10/10
If it can make a 6 ft 6, 39 year old guy cry...
22 April 2021
I can not state this any better than other reviews have, this is without doubt one of the most emotional movies committed to film. There must have been something magical in the air when they made this movie. An absolute gem.
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2/10
Incredibly corny
3 April 2021
Jeeze Louise. What a hoot. On one hand, as a cult schlocky laugh out loud movie, it's a 10. On the other, I don't know where to start, weird subplots, terrible acting, a director who doesn't know where to point a camera... it's really an awkward, terrible mishmash of ideas thought up at a 12 year olds sleep over. One redeeming feature is the soundtrack, very 80s but very good. For years I assumed this movie was about child killers in masks... that would have been a far better film than this mess.
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The Last Movie Star (I) (2017)
8/10
Wow. A movie that stays with you.
10 September 2018
This is a film that really does stay with you. It makes you re-examine yourself and your life path as much as it makes you re-examine Burt's life path who is reexamining it through his character Vic Edwards.

This all sounds meta in the extreme but trust me, you will, and for that it's an entirely unique and well crafted movie.

There's some truly great character interplay but the most haunting and spellbinding scenes involve Burt (Vic) talking to his younger self from his seminal films. Kudos to securing the rights for this and kudos for the screenwriting.

To be honest, kudos all round. I want to see this filmmaker Adam with bigger budgets as I'd love to see what he does next. A smart and touching film that will have you close to tears more than once.
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10/10
Blown away by the research
13 May 2018
A perfect storm of doc-making. You have a researcher who's spent 15 years of his life getting close to every character, you have a compelling edit that never drags and creates more twists and suspense then 99.8% documentaries, and last of all you have one of the weirdest and most dumbfounding crimes ever undertaken. Blown away by this series and a huge congrats to everyone who worked on it.
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Summer of Sam (1999)
3/10
Lee trying to do a lot of things. Fails at all. (spoilers)
24 March 2013
When I first saw this in the cinemas in 1999 I loved it. The killer being the side attraction to the interplay of a Italian community sounds a nice angle, and the underlying tone of sex sex sex was a nice theme to a teenage guy.

Revisiting it 14 years on Summer of Sam is a pretty painful experience.

Admittedly there are some scenes that really pop. The talking dog out of nowhere is especially creepy, but also sadly undone by Michael Badalucco's hammy wailing of "master masttterr" like a 30s B grade horror. Also, pretty amazing is the scene where the baseball commentators are playing in the background and the killer is walking around as if the commentators are talking about his movements. So yes, not a complete write off.

On the down points though is pretty much everything else. Cinematic clichés and to be honest just cartoonesque characters, none of which we really feel for in any great depth. It's like Mean streets Disney-fied..

By Lee jamming in everything from the emergence of the counter culture punk culture at CBGB's (by the way mohawks didn't exist in the Punk culture until later on) to club 54, he's showed us every 1977 NYC cliché possible. Rather than taking us down and dirty on the streets of NYC and the fear in the neighbourhoods he's gelled over it by scattering a bunch of gems, none of which are explored in any great detail.

I have pretty huge objections to some of the scenes as well. The biggest of these is when the Italians go to the punk bar, look at all the patrons with nose piercings etc (once again this didn't exist in early NY punk bars till 1978 on) to hunt out Richie. At this point their reasoning for Richie being the Son of Sam is that he's a weirdo. Once they saw there's 100's of others that look just like him, shouldn't they have re-evaluated, or at least there be a scene where they are questioning their train of logic before deciding otherwise?

The interludes of Michael Badalucco placing children's blocks to spell kill and murder, is just corny and all in all the best parts for me is the bookends. The reporter who investigated the Son of Sam killings summing up the tone of NYC at the time is a nice touch.

Far from getting me into the mindset of what it felt like to live in an Italian neighbourhood at the time of the killings, the direction of the film completely removed me. Very surprised this has a 6.6 rating.
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