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chris-ritson
Reviews
He Who Dares: Downing Street Siege (2014)
Had to come in here to check it wasn't a spoof film.
I have never seen so many mistakes in a film and I've switched it off at 21 minutes.
Main character called by the rank of Major but wearing uniform of a Corporal, salutes like an American soldier and I'll stop there as luckily I've lost ½ and hour of my life not the full hour and a half that the poor people that watched it all have.
San Andreas Quake (2015)
Beware the Hippo Scene
It's a shame you can't score 0 out of 10 as this has got to be the most lame film I've watched. Please do not confuse this film with The Rock's "San Andreas" as you will be bitterly disappointed. I'm sure that most people will have the whole script worked out after 10 minutes. The acting reminds me of the comedy sketches of wooden 1950's actors. The scene with the Hippo, well I haven't laughed so much at what was supposed to be a tense moment in a film. I can only think that the CGI for the Hippo was done by a student in junior school. As for the posh hotel with its furniture that looks like it came out of a cheap second hand shop. The staff of the hotel consist of 3, that work the counter and showing the old couple to their room. No bell boy, kitchen staff etc just a 14+ story, 100 year old hotel run by 2 late teen girls and the stereotypical Gay Male member of staff. If you have a spare hour or so and want to watch "how not to make a film" then feel free to watch. Otherwise avoid at all costs.