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Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)
What the heck was that?
An hour in and I couldn't figure out what all the fuss was about. I just about stopped watching. I think that's where the majority of the bad reviewers stopped too.
Around the nth ending I finally saw the light. It was around the same time I finally figured out that was Jamie Lee Curtis.
It ends way better than it started and the start could have been cut by a good 20mins.
I'm glad I watched it. I won't forget it. It made me think about it long after I watched it. What more could you want in a movie. Seriously, it had butt plug fu. How can you not smile after that?
Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022)
Just watch the last episode
If you're a Star Wars fanboy I think you will like it. If you're a causal fan, just watch the last episode. You don't need to know how they got in the situation. You'll see all that matters.
Injustice (2021)
Injustice More like Infinite Deus Ex Machina
Only an infinite amount of deus ex machina could save this ill conceived movie. Maybe I've just become numb to the modern DC universe or gotten wise to the half ass scripts. Either way I think I'm over it. There's too little time left on this earth to spend another minute watching DC miss fire over and over.
Ojing-eo geim (2021)
Good But 2 Episodes Too Long
Only 6 or 7 episodes worth of material stretched to 9.
The American dialogue is pure shallow stereotype trash compared to the Korean's. You could still make them bad, but given them decent lines. Even the worst Korean parts had meaningful dialogue and had some sympathetic qualities.
The script played a decent 8 and 2/3's innings. The last out could have gone for the fences, but instead was a meaningless 3rd strike check swing.
Misha and the Wolves (2021)
Was THAT Your First Clue?!? Really?!?
The only real ASTONISHING thing about this story was that their first clue to the lie was her name switch and NOT the part that a 7 year old girl could survive for years in a war zone protected by wolves.
The correct title should be "Greedy Idiots Scammed by a Pathological Liar".
Untold: Crimes and Penalties (2021)
Thanks for Showing Everything Wrong with America
You want to know why America is falling apart, watch this. Money buys loyalty plain and simple. Violence and the threat of violence maintains the loyalty.
The people of section 102 are a disgrace humanity.
Wrath of Man (2021)
Uhhhhhh Nothing Makes Sense
If you just want to see a movie with bullets and death then have at it.
If you want to see a movie that has decent dialogue, semi plot, and forgettable acting then pick any random movie and you will have a better chance than this piece of garbage.
If you are hell bent on blowing you're money anyway then just rent it and do something else.
Army of the Dead (2021)
This must be the 1 starers' first movie
I'm old and I've seen hundreds of movies. For those that think this is the worst movie they've ever seen, it must be the only movie they've ever seen. It's a zombie movie, none of them make sense, so get over it.
Is it great? Hells no. Is it good? Well.....nope. Is it okay for 12:00 am on a Saturday? Add some alcohol, then sure.
An Inspector Calls (2015)
Just bad that's all
Seems all the right wing capitalist hate it because it makes the rich look bad. All the socialist love it because it makes the rich look bad.
All the normal people don't like it because it's just a bad movie.
Triple 9 (2016)
Add it to your watched list, because you won't remember it next week
It just an okay movie. In a couple of weeks you will have forgotten all about it.
Killing Gunther (2017)
It doesn't Take Itself Seriously, So Neither Should You
Typical mockumentary style writing and filming. Keeping that in mind, it ain't half bad. When your watch queue is low and it's midnight then hit play. If you are in the mood for some intellectual movie magic, come back when you're bored.
Hannibal (2013)
Season 1-2 Are Good. Season 3 is so bad I say Avoid Them All
Season 1 and 2 are worth the watch, but stop there. If you've watched Red Dragon, Manhunter, or Silence of the Lambs you know how things turn out.
What do you get if you only have enough dialogue for one episode but are committed to a whole season? You use lots of shots with actors staring into the distance, as many slowmo scenes as possible, have the actors talk as slow as possible, show "cool" shots of every mundane object from different angles, and what the hell, since we're torturing the viewer already, lets throw in music with people beating on trash cans. Or put it in another way, you get the train wreck that is season 3.
Uppity: The Willy T. Ribbs Story (2020)
Sorry, never heard of him.......my mistake
I've never heard of Willy T. I'm not a motor sports fan.
Wow, thank you Netflix. Thank you Willy T. It was an honor to learn about you.
Medical Police (2020)
Save your time and go pluck some nose hairs
I made it 5 minutes and I feel like I should at least get a t-shirt. Save your time and go pluck some nose hairs. You'll enjoy that way better.
In the Shadow of the Moon (2019)
I wish i could time travel to get my 2hrs back
Forget the political agenda other reviewers are belly aching about, because that doesn't matter. This is just a bad movie. Avoid it at all cost.
See You Yesterday (2019)
Written for kids with language for adults. WTF were they thinking?
You will need a time machine to get back the 90mins of you life.