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Family Switch (2023)
Worst movie I've seen in ages
I would avoid this cringeworthy movie at all costs. Is this suppose to be a feel good movie? Hey family, let's ruin each other's lives BUT HEY! WE LEARNED TO LOVE EACH OTHER! The dad enters the son's body and completely effs up his college interview for Yale because somehow a grown man acts like an irresponsible teenager while the teenager acts like the adult. Oh and let me blow a huge soccer opportunity for my daughter because I can't kick a ball two more feet before I help the injured girl. Oh and the daughter, I just have to fart in front of my boss because even though I'm a teenage girl, I can't hold my gas like I'm a 6 year old. But hey, LIKE MAGIC everyone gets their wish.
Doesn't feel like a good family movie. It sucks.
Resident Evil: Home Movies (2022)
I'm sick of these girls...
THEY broke in umbrella and Billie got bitten, but they blame their dad. They are rude and disrespectful to everyone, but we are suppose to like them? I've never rooted for man characters to lose, but this episode did it for me.
This entire series so far is stupid decision after stupid decision. Apart from that, the lead character gets knocked out every episode.
The series went from being entertaining to just plain weird. Every time if flashes back to them being young, I am ready to turn it off. I was hoping this series would be like the game, but it's extremely slow and drawn out. This had potential, but blah...
Hustle (2022)
This is a really good film
I thought it would be just another basketball film, or even worse, JUST ANOTHER SANDLER FILM.... But this is really good. Detailed, sets up the story, follows the character development, and creates a good underdog story. I love it.
Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers (2022)
I was ready to hate on it...
I was ready to hate this movie because I thought it would be a cheap reboot of a cartoon classic, but omg the angles and uniqueness made this enjoyable. So nostalgic, funny, and I hope more movies come out like this. Mix of real life, cartoon, and 3D.
Army of the Dead (2021)
Wow... just wow.
So the premise of the movie is people motivated by money go into a zombified Vegas and ... dies.
Oh not to mention, the crying daughter gets sympathy when she got three people killed. If she didn't stray off to rescue a woman who ended up dying anyways, the helicopter could have flown off the safety...or maybe, not go at all?
I am just confused by what the point of the movie was. There were no winners because even the guy that got out didn't survive. And how the heck did he stay alive so long without turning into a zombie? How did he escape and nuked zone without dying or radiation poisoning? HOW DID HE GET OUT OF A LOCKED SAFE!?! Out of every one, not even the leader lived, but a random character?
And what's up with the zombie robots?! Who made them????? Did zombie scientists make them?
How did a zombie get pregnant? And how did she know? Did she miss a zombie cycle and took a pregnancy test?
So the first character that died in the hibernating zombie scene... when she was getting eaten and was talking to the guy before being blown up, WHY DIDN'T SHE SCREAM "THAT GUY SET ME UP AND HE'S GOING TO SCREW EVERYONE"? And couldn't he shoot the few zombies who had her? After all, he's an expert shooter that blasted hundreds at the end of the movie...
If the guy in the safe lived.... Then why didn't everyone get in the safe? I mean, zombies couldn't get them unless King Zombie was also a master safe breaker... they could have all lived, had the money, survive the blast, and the blonde woman could have revealed everything there - "yeah, dude just wanted Queenie's head and didn't want the money." So Yey! Everyone gets money! Then they could stroll out easily because all the zombies would be dead! Except the zombie cockroaches maybe. Hey! A plot for a new movie ...
This was horrible with a horrible ending.
A girl got everyone killed rescuing someone who died anyways, and the guy who won the money, died anyways after he turned into a zombie.
The way it ended, you would have thought that there would be a sequel! He looks into the mirror while turning into a zombie. Does he bite anyone? Did the rest of the world then get infected?
Geeeez this seemed like a parody.
The Tiger was cute tho - laid on the car like a true big cat.
I have a headache.
Into the Night: Laura (2021)
This episode ticks me off...
Ok, so here goes...
Screw the sympathy for the dumb kid! He got him and his mom trapped, turned off the generator which nearly killed everyone due to their selfishness. They weird dude killing the soldier and everyone okay with that "accident?"
A bunch of civilians come in their bunker and now making all the rules?
This episode really ticked me off.
Sweetheart (2019)
Soooo.... What happened?
What's in that black hole? Why not show us?
Did she make it off the island? How?
Did a plane come?
Were there more than one creature?
Who buried the bodies?
How did her friends survive on that raft for so long if that thing could pluck them out so easily?
Why were her friends so stupid?
What happened on the raft with the blood? The knife?
WAS THIS MOVIE EVEN FINISHED? OR WAS IT RUSHED?
Bake Squad (2021)
I love it because...
It's a competition, but not really... they are competing, but willing to stop what they are working on to help each other.
It's good to see competition shows where they support each other and have fun rather than just wanting to win in a cutthroat competition.
Love it.
Manifest: Return Trip (2020)
Maybe it's the dad in me...
If she was 10 when the flight took off and he was a teenager... 5 years later she's 15 and he's in college. What in the Woody Allen is going on here?!
Black Summer: The Lodge (2021)
Soooooo... you leave, why?
You have heat, food, water, clean rooms, shower.... But you leave because you think there's a plane that can take you to God knows where...
What, the, ffffff?!
Wouldn't you spend your whole life looking for a place like that to make your new home? But they leave... wow.
Reality Z (2020)
What the ... ?
The characters are extremely STUPID! At the beginning, she was at the car and could have driven away... but she runs away when she had the keys and the door open.
In the grocery store, instead of getting out with the food and medicine, they sit and talk while reading magazines.
"Madonna" untied the dying woman and didn't stab her when she had the chance.... She died too.
They could have shot Branden plenty of times, but they kept being bossed around by an unarmed jerk...
I can go on and on and on... but hey, I like Zombies so I kept watching.
Hard to be scared when you are yelling at the screen.
Bad Trip (2021)
I really enjoyed this!
Plenty of cringe moments, which I loved after it happened but thought "ooooooomg!" while it was happening.
I'm just wondering, who didn't know Eric Andre, or Tiffany Haddish? And at least the black people should know Lil Rel lol
I suppose that's what made it fun.
Voices of Fire (2020)
The reason why I loved this show... they knew when to stop.
I mean that. So many singing reality shows keeps on going and relies on drama and fights to keep up the ratings. With this series, it was humbling, encouraging, and showed what unity looks like, both humanly as well as vocally.
But it ended on time - with a "mission accomplished."
This series could have easily dragged on for 3 seasons filled with hair pulling fights, that "call home to hear the wife is leaving because she's tired of being home alone," etc. This was just a focused show, and I was happy watching it.
Could always be better with sound editing (they boosted the mic of the soloist on the final cuts so that when they were pitchy, the whole choir seemed pitchy.)
I loved it :)
The Christmas Chronicles: Part Two (2020)
All the bad reviews...?
How did your kids rate it? It's a feel good, family holiday movie. Let the kids enjoy and stop giving grownup opinions lol.
Yes the acting is pretty bad, but it's CHRISTMAS and this is the time of the year for cheesy movies, but they are entertaining.
As for Tyrese... they try hard to take away his character. They wanted him to appear more "suburban soccer dad" when his whole career was the laid back guy, "round the way" dude. His acting was super reserved and felt terrible... doesn't mean he's a bad actor, I just felt this role could have been better for someone liiiiiiiike... Mahershala Ali or Idris Elba who both have a wide scale of characters.
Overall, I graded it a 10, because my little one enjoyed it a lot. So she gets to rate this one, and she said 10!
Rim of the World (2019)
So predictable...
I was pretty much calling out the next scenes...
But the MOST STUPID part was retrieving the key from the car. THEY MENTIONED THAT IT REANIMATED. THEY HAD A LONG SPEECH ABOUT TAKING HE RISK... he saw the thing waking up....... but he turns his back and loudly celebrates "YEEEEAAHHH!!! I GOT IT!" While keeping his back turned as though an angry awakening alien isn't behind him....
Geeeeeze louiseeee....
Watch the movie either high, or just pretend it's a satirical play on Super 8....
Extinction (2018)
Wow...
Would have gotten a higher score, but those kids.
I hate when instead of doing what they are told, they stand there like idiots causing other people to get killed... WTF Netflix.
First "In the End" doesn't End and now this movie has dumb kids. Do you hate us,
Netflix?