Change Your Image
gabepires
Reviews
Interceptor (2022)
Hey, it's interesting to a certain point
I gave it a shot b/c well, she's Thor's wife... but the acting was pretty awful, there were some cool fight scenes, and the biggest thing, he showed up! And when he did, I thought he was gonna get mjolnir from Jane Foster and rescue his wife! But she didn't need help at all, so he stayed in LA selling TVs and being a cheerleader to his wife, that was cool.
If you're gonna watch this movie, make sure you're doing something else too, and have it playing in the background, cause you won't be missing a lot of things.
Ambulance (2022)
Entertaining
Typical Michael Bay movie with slow motion scenes and explosions , Transformers in LA, very cool , if you're not a fan, or you are, understandable both ways ...
Scream (2022)
Entertaining
Yes, it was entertaining, but we've seen this movie before,and I'm talking about the ghost face killers reveal...yup, it is Hollywood but just like 2 preview scream movies, the killers are tiny people with knives... making it as unrealistic as mike myers never dying ...
Those Who Wish Me Dead (2021)
Why did all of it happen?
Guys discover something, bad guys are sent to kill them, ok... but what was the thing that it got discovered that needed everyone involved killed?
Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)
Needs a sequel
Makes the one we saw in theaters even worse...
Only bad thing about this one.... 4 hours long... could have been cut down to 3 tops with just the additional scenes and it would still make it a way better movie than the one they released years ago...
Extraction (2020)
Does the job ! Entertain you!
If you're into action... watch it, nothing left to say about it except it's got all the prerequisites of a good action movie... bad ass good guy goes out to rescue a hostage, bad guy gets a bunch of people after him, bad ass guy destroys everybody, there's a good fight scene in the middle, then more action overdose,..
Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood (2019)
Not basterds or Django
Went into it expecting a Tarantino movie...
came out of it disappointed cause it's not...
Good movie, long though... and not Tarantino again...
Better Watch Out (2016)
Honestly, Home Alone was more entertaining
Too Hollywood, to think someone could pull all that off and not be called Kevin in a comedy movie was a bit much, and to end it with the feeling that there was no resolution out of the whole movie was also a letdown, *did he get away with it??* unless there's a sequel to it, which I doubt it.
Hit and Run (2009)
B suspense flick
oh my god! dude, really bad movie, not even worth it, trust me, no words to describe the flick!! so this chick avoids a tire by going off the road, after a night out with her friends, and by the time she gets home and hears some noises, she realizes that she hit a guy, who ended up getting stuck in front of her car. She tries to help him but he's a messed up guy with some issues and grabs her, she gets her 3 iron and beats him up pretty bad. Tries to bury him to find out later he somehow survived. The guy goes after her, she freaks out the whole time, gets her ear bit off by him... oh my god again, incredibly bad B suspense movie, it should have gone straight to TV! at least i didn't pay for it. hopefully this review helps anybody!
Disaster Movie (2008)
a disaster of a movie
dude, i completely agree with the first comment there, these movies were OK when they were done by the Wayans bros. Now it is just a pile of garbage, i'm glad i didn't have to pay to watch that but it sucked b/c i wasted a few hours of sleep, which would have been way more productive than the one spending in front of the TV trying to count how many times i tried not to laugh on purpose in awe of how bad this flick was. Like the first guy said, it is not a parody at all, it's a bunch of one liners of many different movies that put together made Disaster Movie. Horrible, and the thing that i don't get is how could they come up with stuff like that every 2 months. Whoever hires these screenwriters/directors/whatever should be the ones to blame, and the actors, please!