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Joker (2019)
Tour de Force - Joaquin 's Best and Worthy of "A Best Actor" Oscar and Best Film
Wow! Just saw Joker last night and it blew me away. No big muscular guys shooting never empty machine guns at each, no big flying car chases and no huge explosions. Just a gripping tale of a guy going over the edge - much like Taxi Driver.and taking others with him. Lead character is expertly done by Joaquin Phoenix and the script is finely honed to make you pay rapt attention. You liked Taxi Driver? you'll love Joker. An absolute MUST SEE!
Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)
They let "political correctness" get in the way of making a good movie...
Utter garbage! What a mishmash, hodgepodge, thrown together pile of stinking, maggot filled dog do do. Here's my case: Interested in disjointed 4 or 5 story lines jumping like dog fleas from one scene to another? You got it here. Political Correctness (PC) runs amok in Independence Day 2. Female President, African tribesman taking up a lot of space and film with no benefit. Another prominent Black Pilot who's mother is killed in a building collapse and no one blinks an eye. Why no sympathy? Who could care when character development obviously hasn't darkened the door of the script writers for this epic dog. If it wasn't for the CGI I would have definitely given this putrid pond scum zero - if possible. See this movie? I would rather stay home sharpen pencils and jab them in my eyes.
Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates (2016)
Mutual female masturbation, Indian masseuse with female orgasm, ha ha funny NOT!
Horrible! Nothing is so gut wrenching and disgusting as a movie that tries desperately to be funny by using the F word and stupid, moronic actors to act out idiotic scenes. These would include one female masturbating another in a lesbian scene, an Indian masseuse bringing a female to orgasm, etc. etc ad nausea.This is what passes for comedy only in a degenerate, evil society that disrespects, no despises, women and itself. Tell these people to grow up by boycotting this movie. Might work but it looks like permanent, stunted 2 year old development to me. I would call this movie the worst of 2016 but there's been so many that qualify its really difficult to choose amongst the excrement. For a boring, unfunny movie see this steaming pile of dog poop at your own risk.
Trainwreck (2015)
Hey Redbox, I want my $1.60 back for renting this rabid dog.....
"Trainwreck", hmmm aptly titled for this hodgepodge, boring, juvenile mess masquerading as a millennial comedy. The two guilty culprits here are Judd Apatow - director and Amy Schumer writer, lead "actor" and Exec Producer. This movie reeks of infantile, telegraphed gutter/bathroom jokes that have made there presence in many other Hollywood flops from ancient history to those released and buried this year. The most prominent "joke" running through this rabid dog is that semi sexy and OK looking girls, old women and preteens can and will repeatedly use the F word. For what purpose? Shock value. C'mon morons the shock value and any humor saying F*** by any of the aforementioned females is long gone and is now nothing more than boring banter. Anybody else care to join me in a class action against Redbox to get our money back? Jesting of course. This film desperately and tragically attempts to make a silk purse out of Amy Schumers sows ear.
Some Kind of Beautiful (2014)
Some Kind of AWFUL
Pierce go back to Ireland and dig ditches. You sir are a terrible (using the term very loosely here) actor. This film is blatantly pretentious and sophomoric in its delivery of "comedic" situations. The scene set ups for the punchlines are telegraphed so therefore the lines fall flat scene after scene. There are no surprise laughs in "Some Kind of Beautiful" only tried and not so true repeats of gags boringly reproduced in other Hollywood flops. The two "girls" playing opposite Pierce are totally forgettable and if its even remotely possible have done sever damage to there acting careers by being in this rabid dog of a movie. The boy playing Pierce's son was the only refreshingly good bit in this entire movie.This movie is definitely not a value for your time or your money. I rated it a 2, or 1 above the worst rating because of the boy's performance.
Fast Five (2011)
Best of the "Fast" Series
Fast Five is a terrific action movie with a well written script. The action scenes are the best in the entire Fast series and I rate the Fast Five a solid 10 stars. For sheer thrills and edge of your seat action don't miss this movie. Romance is kept to a minimum, a must for action movies, and the next chase, gun fight etc. is just a couple minutes away. The 110 minutes on the screen went by in a flash, another indication of how great this movie is. I've been to movies where 2 hours seem like 2 days. D Johnson really held up his part of the movie and was very believable in his DSS (FBI) like role. BTW I usually don't rate the movies I really like above a 7 or 8 stars, but Fast Five deserves the entire ammo belt load of 10 stars. If you like action pics (duh who doesn't) SEE THIS MOVIE!
On Any Sunday (1971)
Photography really ahead of its time. music is badly dated. script is so so.
The camera work for OAS is incredible. Its easy to overlook but there are many fantastic aerial shots from helicopters and the on board live motorcycle shots in races are mind blowing. The color and definition aren't bad for an early 70's film genre. I would down grade the music (its 70's after all) and the script is a bit tedious and just fair. Today's motorcycles and races are light years ahead of these 70's machines but that can't be helped and the film should be judged only around its 70's zeitgeist. I can see why "On Any Sunday" was such a crowd pleaser 40 years ago. A definite purchase on DVD for motorcycle buffs and a sure fire rental for the rest of us.
The Fighter (2010)
THE best fight movie since Raging Bull
the best fight movie since "raging bull". i would put it an equal to "raging bull". "the wrestler" was good but no "the fighter" or "raging bull". this movie really digs into the surrounding environment of walbergs & bales fighter. amy adams, was in my opinion, not really at 100% in this movie and she will probably bring it down in the awards. her character interpretation was too forced and predictable, unfortunate. she's sexy but no streep in acting. walberg and bale really carry this movie and have done a masterful job of delivering there characters. the production design and sets are first class and the script i would rate a solid 10.