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Missing: Dead or Alive? (2023)
They cancelled Mindhunters...
For this???? I'm not gonna go so far as to say it's staged, but it seems very reenactment heavy. Multiple camera angles for mundane conversations and nobody questions the presence of a camera crew. I watched one episode and about 15 minutes of it is detectives walking down a hall in slow motion filmed from behind. And why do the female detectives seem scared of their own shadows? This is kind of a waste of time and somewhat insulting to the viewer. Apparently there's a minimum required amount of characters for these reviews, so I'm just going to add that Mindhunters was a great show and I miss it.
Ms. Marvel (2022)
Why...
Does my TV keep switching to the CW channel whenever I try to watch Ms Marvel? Or maybe it's Syfy. Or possibly Lifetime? Is the Oprah channel still a thing? It's certainly not the same channel that produced Moon Knight.
The Offer (2022)
Prepare to be spoonfed
Two episodes in and I am dizzy from being slapped in the face with staggering exposition. I don't know who wrote this, but they have no respect for the viewer. So far, a great subject with great characters that is treating me like this is the only show I have watched that isn't One Life to Live. Here's Bob Evans (who is REPEATEDLY referred to by his first and last name even though the target audience for this would likely know EXACTLY who he is my his mannerisms and glasses) trying to get some groupies to come to a party - Evans: "If you're not there, I'm just gonna send everybody home...even Jack and Warren". Random person: "Huh?" Evans: "Nicholson and Beatty". Shameless.
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window (2022)
One or the other...
If this was a parody, I give it 10/10 because it is so subtle and genius, I was never really sure. If it was a straight thriller, I give it 1/10 because it is completely rote and ridiculous. I suspect it started as one and was compromised in the direction of the other.
Fred: The Movie (2010)
It was....
Better than Tenet.
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Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)
Green Lantern is relieved
That it's no longer the worst modern superhero film. Superman IV: Quest for Peace...you can also take a cleansing breath.
The Stand (2020)
What a damn mess
If you've read the book, you'll hate what they've done to it. If you HAVEN'T read the book, you won't know what the hell is going on. SO artistic though. Hey filmmakers, we get it...you saw Pulp Fiction.
Greyhound (2020)
It's just...
Tom Hanks yelling out numbers and directions for 90 minutes. Little to no storytelling, very disappointed.
Force of Nature (2020)
WOULD SOMEBODY....
Just give him the damn bowl of food already?? Jesus.
Cosmos (2019)
SO....
He was carrying a second "Astro-nuts" hat the whole time????? Why?