Reviews

Easily one of the worst films I've seen. Nothing works; terrible story, weak characters, garbage dialogue, horrible music, lame action....and that's before we get on to a white bloke playing a Korean (it's worse than you think).

The setup would have us believe a secret government agency consisting of three people and a computer (yeah) have decided to recruit an assassin by violently abducting a cop, shaving his moustache & telling him it's "work for us or we kill you". But wait, he must be trained by an annoying and offensive caricature of an oriental martial arts expert. What this consists of is eating rice, balancing on stuff, running around and prodding his fingers. Pathetic. The action scenes, not that they really contain much action, mostly consist of Remo hanging on to things and running through woods. It's dreadful, don't waste your time.

Lazy, badly written, tripe. The plot is so insultingly stupid I wouldn't let children watch it in case it harmed their development. I took my 3 year old son to watch this and even he was bored after 15 minutes (nothing happens in this time)and we ended up leaving 60 minutes into the film, along with several other people that hadn't yet fallen asleep.

There is NO humour in this, completely witless drivel from the start and it amazes me this was ever made. Pointless musical moments, one dimensional 'characters', not even some basic slapstick to keep kids interested. A total waste of time that doesn't deserve to be watched by anyone. The British voice cast should be ashamed of themselves.