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El club de los lectores criminales (2023)
Poor attempt...
...at a teen slasher flick. All the Screams, I Know What You Did Last Summers, and Pretty Little Liars all rolled into one. Cliché, overdone...oh and the killer was kind of obvious from the beginning. Don't waste your time. Netflix is scraping the bottom of barrels now. Time to start investing in HULU.
Not much else to say, other than the story lines were pretty weak. Definitely a GenZ "horror" movie. Like all GenZ garbage, social media was an overused plot device. No good movies don't rely on social media to drive their stories anymore. Again, don't waste your time. Everyone is saying the same thing...this movie crap.
Groove Cruise (2017)
FAKE BOOBS EVERYWHERE!!
Sooooooooooo much silicon in this silly documentary. People pay stupid amounts of money to party hahaha. Great concept for the entrepreneur behind it...like the Girls Gone Wild guy. But all good fun. Everyone is all about their looks and showing off their appearances. The most superficial of the very superficial-est...and as shallow as they come. This campy little documentary has it all...debauchery, hedonism, craziness, and mostly legalized sin. The sin that's not legal, is the shock of reality and darkness that comes with 24/7 alcohol and drug fueled partying. Don't have huge hopes watching, but you'll enjoy it.
¿Quién Mató a Sara? (2021)
Who killed Sara Marshall?
They say it's not a "telenovella" but the over-dramatized writing and acting suuuuure reeks of one. It's definitely a telenovella. The premise alone is something straight out of any outlandish telenovella storyline.
Is This a Joke? (2011)
Worse than Vince Offer's Underground Comedy
Horrible. Don't waste your time. Horrible jokes, bad acting, over use of rim shots and slide whistles; all intermixed with boobs you don't really want to see.
Jailbait (2014)
Juvenile prison?
They could've at least tried to cast young looking adults to play teens. All these "juveniles" look like middle-aged women. But....gotta love all the boobies though :D.
Orange Is the New Black (2013)
Poor typecasted Taryn Manning :/
She's a good actress but poor girl can't like always getting cast as the "trailer park white trash, crackhead/meth head" girl?
The Spy Who Dumped Me (2018)
Didn't laugh once. Very disappointing.
All good the decent/good reviewers seem to be giving it the "benefit of the doubt", which is fine. But Kate McKinnon (who is great on SNL) seems to lack in this movie, with her forced jokes, and over-the-top humor...and Kunis...is well, Kunis. Don't expect much from her other than being a pretty face for the film. Either way, you should at least watch it if you're bored one day.