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Flesh Wounds (2011 TV Movie)
2/10
Lame acting, lame production and not worth the time
10 July 2011
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It starts in an interesting manner, a bunch of black ops going on a mission to find terrorists. Soon you understand that this is just a lame Predator remake, a bad one. More like Predator combined with Universal Soldier.

Let's ignore the plot for a moment and focus on the bad acting. Everything about this movie feels wrong, the way they talk to each other, the way they're dressed and how they handle their weapons. Each time I saw Sorbo handling a weapon i wanted to just turn off the movie and rate it 1. If you're playing a soldier, why not go and learn something about it. The scene where he loads his weapons before the final "battle" would make any soldier laugh at him. And after all that fancy reloading he realises after two shots that he's out of bullets! What the hell?

Another thing that I hated was at the end when Sorbo shoots the "Predator" (aim for the head, DUH!) and gets no resistance. What kind of battle is that? Is that their super soldier that just stands there and does nothing? And the best part, after he defeats the cyborg, he just falls to the ground like he was badly hurt and gets carried away. At which point did he get hurt?

In conclusion, this movie is not worth watching. If you got nothing better to do, still not worth the time. I've seen worse movies than that, but this one is still awful.
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1/10
One of the worst movies ever! Save your money!
21 May 2009
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This is one of the worst movies ever made and is pretty much a sequel to the failure of The Butterfly Effect 2.

The characters have no background and the plot sucks. I couldn't figure out who the hell all these women were or even follow their names. So many characters and you don't know anything about them. It's like they said during the whole production that they'll explain everything in the sister scene. And that's where you get all the information, but that's just too little too late. All the great elements from the first movie are gone and now this guy is a time machine in a bath full of ice - that's just stupid!

The plot has some many holes in it that I got lost every time he jumped. Who the hell is Paco? Why is Sam suddenly renting a bed from him? If Sam said that he saved his sister and that caused the death of his parents then why at the end his parents get out of the house while he's killing the sister instead of saving her like he should have done in the first place? And who is that Guldburg guy? What's he got to do with Sam?

To summarize, if you get to see that movie on TV some day then I'm really sorry you've wasted 90 minutes of your life but at least didn't pay to see it (or so I hope).

If people can get sued for downloading (stealing) movies then this movie is a chance to sue the movie industry for stealing our money!
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