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Alien³ (1992)
about the worst
This was terrible! There was no suspense except when Ripley was pinned against the wall. And was that place they were on Earth? I think that this was a horrible piece of crap. It sucks. The director was probably obsessed with smoking weed when this was written. He should burn in hell with all the crew. As for the cast, Im with the alien to kill those talentless actors. This is what this piece of junk has: gore, gore, gore, gore and more gore.Its a human butcher shop for crying out loud!! The visual effects were OK and the set was cool. Those were the only good aspects of the "movie". Why was everyone bald? Heres my advice: do yourself a favor and don't watch this crap!
Salem's Lot (1979)
a stupid vampire flick
They call it the ultimate in terror more like the ultimate in TERRIBLE!This was a horrible movie! I hated every minute of this garbage. They might as well just crap on the camera and call that the movie. This had the most horrible acting. They should burn the director alive and skin the writers alive. Whoever made this was on drugs. The writers were drunk when they wrote the script. The budget was probably 5 cents. I found this movie dull and boring. It should get 2 stars out of 50!!! Do not waste your time and watch this, you will be doing yourself a HUGE favor. The acting sucked and the story was awful!! To save yourself the money you would use to buy this, heres something just as scary. Go to a channel on your TV that is all static and watch that for a couple hours. Its just as interesting as this dreadful waste they call a movie. This movie is just as interesting as a piece of crap because it is one!!
Gojira: Fainaru uôzu (2004)
Great movie
I love this movie! It is a very creative and well crafted storyline. I loved the story. I wish they had more of Zilla and Hedorah. The new monster was awesome. He was very well thought out. The acting was OK. The effects were very mediocre.
It was clever how the people discovered that the aliens were evil . Gigan was awesome with his chain saw hands. That guy X was weird. He kinda looked like he was from the '80s. The captain was pretty funny. The battle scenes were awesome. Zilla seemed like he was taken from the American remake. The music in the part when Zilla fought Godzilla was amazing! All in all, a movie worth watching.
Night Train to Terror (1985)
You gotta be kidding me! They call this a movie!
This was the worst movie ever! I cant believe they called this piece of crap a movie! It barely had anything to do with a train. Every time i hear that song that the piece of crap rock band sings i die a little. The stories were ridiculous. I almost fell asleep from this junk! These were the worst special effects i have seen (including anything from the 1930's.) I cried ,i was laughing so hard! There was more cheese in this movie than 30 cheese sandwiches. Do not watch this. I feel bad for the directors. Heres how this "movie" was made:
1- The director called a meeting. At the meeting he said,"Hey guys Im making a movie called night train to terror.You guys get to do whatever you feel like except change the title. Heres 5 bucks. Get me a movie and meet me back here on Tuesday.
2- On tuesday, they began editing it. All the editors fell asleep while watching this disgrace.
3- Some more directors came to help get it approved.
4- They killed the editor and forged his signature. Now they had their disaster of a movie.
That was how we got cursed.
This is the reason of many deaths. This thing they call a movie made me feel like i was dying. Whatever this sucky thing is, its not a movie.
War of the Worlds 2: The Next Wave (2008)
not a good movie
terrible stupid movie!! i cant believe someone actually was dumb enough to create this movie. the idea for the "human hamster cage" was awful! this movie makes no sense. it had terrible effects. i give it 0 out of 100! they shouldn't have wasted their time on something this bad. horrible sets filled with talentless actors. the money used for this movie was a waste. this movie had a ridiculous story. anyone who made this movie should rot in hell! not even a movie worth watching. the writers were on crack. this movie is an F- based on my standards. this is about as interesting as watching your laundry in the drier.i nearly died watching it. if this is considered a good movie, the world is insane. if u ever think about watching this crap take this advice:Do Not Waste Your Time Watching This Junk!!!