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Can't Even Shout Can't Even Cry The Gentleman are Coming By Looking in Windows Knocking on Doors They Need to Take Seven And They Might Take Yours Can't Call To Mom Can't Say A Word Your Gonna Die Screaming But You Won't Be Heard.
By: Pablo Francisco(sp)
Jean Cluade Van-Damme in the same crap you've seen over and over and over again-Done in voice of guy who does movie trailers
Right before Jason Goes to HellYou hear they are doing another Friday the 13th movie? This kids are so easy to kill you could strangle them with a cordless phone.
The Grandson: A book?
Grandpa: That's right. When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I'm gonna read it to you.
The Grandson: Has it got any sports in it?
Grandpa: Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles...
The Grandson: Doesn't sound too bad. I'll try to stay awake.
Grandpa: Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.
Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die. Now, offer me money.
[slices Count Rugen's cheek]
Count Rugen: Yes.
Inigo Montoya: Power too. Promise me that.
[slices Count Rugen's other cheek]
Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please...
Inigo Montoya: Offer me everything I ask for.
Count Rugen: Any thing you want.
Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of bitch.
[stabs and kills Count Rugan]
Grandpa: [narrating] Nothing gave Buttercup as much pleasure as ordering Westley around.
Buttercup: Farm boy, polish my horse's saddle. I want to see my face shining in it by morning.
Westley: As you wish.
Grandpa: [narrating] "As you wish" was all he ever said to her.
Buttercup: Farm boy, fill these with water -- please.
Westley: As you wish.
Grandpa: [narrating] That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying "As you wish", what he meant was, "I love you." And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back.
Buttercup: Farm boy... fetch me that pitcher.
[It's right over her head, so he has to stand next to her.]
Westley: As you wish.
[Cut to them kissing.]
The Grandson: [interrupting] Hold it, hold it. What is this? Are you trying to trick me? Where's the sports?
[suspiciously]
The Grandson: Is this a kissing book?
Grandpa: Wait, just wait.
The Grandson: Well, when does it get good?
Westley: Hear this now: I will always come for you.
Buttercup: But how can you be sure?
Westley: This is true love -- you think this happens every day?
Westley: I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?
Buttercup: Well... you were dead.
Westley: Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
[Buttercup kisses the senile King.]
The King: What was that for?
Buttercup: Because you have always been so kind to me, and I won't be seeing you again since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite.
The King: Won't that be nice. She kissed me.
Westley: We are men of action, lies do not become us.
Vizzini: A word, my lady. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?
Buttercup: There is nothing nearby... Not for miles.
Vizzini: Then there will be no one to hear you scream.
Fezzik: You never said anything about killing anyone.
Vizzini: I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.
Fezzik: I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl.
Vizzini: Am I going MAD, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic LAND MASS.
Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH.
Inigo Montoya: You are sure nobody's follow' us?
Vizzini: As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable. No one in Guilder knows what we've done, and no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast. --Out of curiosity, why do you ask?
Inigo Montoya: No reason. It's only... I just happened to look behind us and something is there.
Vizzini: What? Probably some local fisherman, out for a pleasure cruise, at night... in... eel-infested waters...
Vizzini: INCONCEIVABLE.
[Vizzini has just cut the rope The Dread Pirate Roberts is climbing up]
Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Inigo Montoya: I donna suppose you could espeed things up?
Westley: If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.
Inigo Montoya: I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only only waiting around to kill you.
Westley: That does put a damper on our relationship.
Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Westley: Do you always begin conversations this way?
Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
[Fencing]
Inigo Montoya: You are wonderful.
Man in Black: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.
Inigo Montoya: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Man in Black: Then why are you smiling?
Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don't know.
Man in Black: And what is that?
Inigo Montoya: I... am not left-handed.
[Moves his sword to his right hand and gains an advantage]
Man in Black: You are amazing.
Inigo Montoya: I ought to be, after 20 years.
Man in Black: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you.
Inigo Montoya: Tell me.
Man in Black: I'm not left-handed either.
[Moves his sword to his right hand and regains his advantage]
Inigo Montoya: Who are you?
Westley: No one of consequence.
Inigo Montoya: I must know...
Westley: Get used to disappointment.
Inigo Montoya: 'kay.
Fezzik: We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.
Man in Black: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Fezzik: [brandishing rock] I could kill you now.
Man in Black: I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.
Fezzik: It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.
Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
Westley: You're that smart?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Westley: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.
Vizzini: Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong - that's what's so funny. I switched glasses when your back was turned. Ha-ha, you fool. You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line.". Hahahahahah.
[Vizzini falls over dead]
Buttercup: You mock my pain.
Westley: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Buttercup: We'll never survive.
Westley: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.
[After Westley rescues her from the lightning quicksand]
Buttercup: We'll never succeed. We may as well die here.
Westley: No, no. We have already succeeded. I mean, what are the three terrors of the Fire Swamp? One, the flame spurt -- no problem. There's a popping sound preceding each; we can avoid that. Two, the lightning sand, which you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too.
Buttercup: Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?
Westley: Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
[Immediately, an R.O.U.S. attacks him]
Prince Humperdinck: Surrender.
Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.
Buttercup: You can't hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords.
[Rugen has invited Humperdinck to watch Westley being tortured]
Prince Humperdinck: Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work. But I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped.
Count Rugen: Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything.
Count Rugen: As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. And really, that's all this is, except that instead of sucking water, I'm sucking life. I've just sucked one year of your life away. I might one day go as high as five, but I really don't know what that would do to you, so let's just start with what we have. What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity, so... be honest. How do you feel?
[hearing the scream of Westley as he is being tortured]
Inigo Montoya: Do you hear that Fezzik? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when the six-fingered man killed my father. The Man in Black makes it now.
Inigo Montoya: Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?
Miracle Max: The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed.
Miracle Max: Get back, witch.
Valerie: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. And after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more.
Miracle Max: Have fun stormin' da castle.
Valerie: Think it'll work?
Miracle Max: It would take a miracle.
Westley: Who are you? Are we enemies? Why am I on this wall? Where is Buttercup?
Inigo Montoya: Let me 'splain.
[pause]
Inigo Montoya: No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marry' Humperdinck in a little less than half an hour. So all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess, make our escape... after I kill Count Rugen.
Westley: That doesn't leave much time for dilly-dallying.
Fezzik: You just wiggled your finger. That's wonderful.
Westley: I've always been a quick healer. What are our liabilities?
Inigo Montoya: There is but one working castle gate, and... and it is guarded by 60 men.
Westley: And our assets?
Inigo Montoya: Your brains, Fezzik's strength, my steel.
Westley: I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.
Inigo Montoya: Where we did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had?
Fezzik: Over the albino, I think.
Westley: Well, why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place?
Westley: Give us the gate key.
Yellin: I have no gate key.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, tear his arms off.
Yellin: Oh, you mean *this* gate key.
Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
[As Buttercup prepares to commit suicide with a dagger]
Westley: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
[Last lines]
The Grandson: Grandpa, maybe you could come over and read it again to me tomorrow?
Grandpa: As you wish.
Miracle Max: Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is lean and the tomato is ripe
[smacks his lips]
Miracle Max: they're so perky, I love that.
Miracle Max: Go away or I'll call the Brute Squad.
Fezzik: I'm on the Brute Squad.
Miracle Max: You *are* the Brute Squad.
Inigo Montoya: You know Fezzik, you finally did something right.
Fezzik: Don't worry, I won't let it go to my head.
Vizzini: Finish him. Finish him, your way.
Fezzik: Oh good, my way. Thank you Vizzini... which one's my way?
Vizzini: Pick up one of those rocks, get behind a boulder, in a few minutes the man in black will come running around the bend, the minute his head is in view, hit it with the rock.
Fezzik: My way's not very sportsman-like.
The Ancient Booer: Boo. Boo. Boo.
Buttercup: Why do you do this?
The Ancient Booer: Because you had love in your hands, and you gave it up.
Buttercup: But they would have killed Westley if I hadn't done it.
The Ancient Booer: Your true love lives. And you marry another. True Love saved her in the Fire Swamp, and she treated it like garbage. And that's what she is, the Queen of Refuse. So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo.
Prince Humperdinck: To the death.
Westley: No. To the pain.
Prince Humperdinck: I don't think I'm quite sure I'm familiar with that phrase.
Westley: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
Prince Humperdinck: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
Westley: It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
Westley: I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.
Westley: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child in seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out dear god what is that thing, will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
Westley: Can you move at all?
Buttercup: You're alive. If you want I could fly.
Vizzini: And you... friendless, helpless, hopeless, brainless. Do you want me to send you back where I found you? Unemployed? In Greenland?
Buttercup: If you'll release me whatever you ask for ransom, you'll get it I promise you.
Man in Black: [laughs] And what is that worth? The promise of a woman, you're very funny Highness.
Prince Humperdinck: She is alive, or was an hour ago, if she is otherwise when I find her I shall be very put out.
Westley: No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley.
Inigo Montoya: But, I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top.
Man in Black: That's VERY comforting, but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.
Inigo Montoya: I hate waiting. I could give you my word as a Spaniard.
Man in Black: No good. I've known too many Spaniards.
Inigo Montoya: Isn't there any way you trust me?
Man in Black: Nothing comes to mind.
Inigo Montoya: I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive.
Man in Black: Throw me the rope.
The Impressive Clergyman: Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...
[cut to Westley, Inigo, and Fezzik]
The Impressive Clergyman: And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva...
[cut to the trio again]
The Impressive Clergyman: So tweasure your wuv.
Prince Humperdinck: Skip to the end.
The Impressive Clergyman: Have you the wing?
[cut to the trio once more]
Prince Humperdinck: Man and wife. Say man and wife.
The Impressive Clergyman: Man an' wife.
Vizzini: You are trying to take what I have rightfully stolen.
Buttercup: You can die too for all I care.
[pushes him down a high hill]
Westley: AS... YOU... WISH.
Buttercup: Oh my sweet Westley what have I done.
[throws herself down the hill]
Buttercup: You're the Dread Pirate Roberts, admit it.
Westley: With pride. What can I do for you?
Buttercup: You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.
Westley: Tsk, tsk. That's hardly complementary Highness. Why loose your venom on me?
Buttercup: You killed my love.
Westley: It's possible. I kill a lot of people.
Inigo Montoya: I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge.
Fezzik: Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?
Man in Black: Oh no, it's just that they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.
The Grandson: They're kissing again. Do we have to read the kissing parts?
[Buttercup and Westley have just entered the Fire Swamp]
Westley: [looking around] It's not that bad.
[Buttercup stares unbelievingly at him]
Westley: Well, I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.
Grandpa: Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. The End.
"I just recently had my Visa card stolen. Now it's Everywhere I want to be." ---Scott Wood.
[on live TV] Tom Mullen: The whole world now knows, my son Sean Mullen was kidnapped for ransom three days ago. This is a recent photograph of him. Sean, if you're watching, we love you. And this-- well, this is what waits for the man that took him. This is your ransom, $2,000,000 in unmarked bills, just like you wanted. But this is as close as you'll ever get to it. You'll never see one dollar of this money, because no ransom will ever be paid for my son. Not one dime, not one penny. Instead, I'm offering this money as a reward on your head -- dead or alive, it doesn't matter. So congratulations, you've just become a $2,000,000 lottery ticket... except the odds are much, much better. Do you know anyone that wouldn't turn you in for $2,000,000?
Reviews
The Stuff (1985)
Pretty Good..
If you like lesser known films from the 80's this could be one for you. The description it gives here does not completly give it justice. Think Puppet Masters(not the killer dolls the one about parasites who take you over, if you need a more recent example then then Facuilty) Meets the Blob.
The movie moves along at a fairly steady clip. THere are some jumps in the movie which create some plotholes and times when you ask yourself, how did we get here. Compared to some movies I have seen recently this one is not at all bad. Mo and Choc. Chip Charley and his "deadly weapons" are pretty funny and done pretty well for a low budget horror.
THe main people are all done pretty good, you semi-care about them which is better then alot of low budget films. The deaths are fairly pleantful and there are some so so gory ones thrown in there. They even try to add some mystery and intrigue/Corprate backstabbing in there to give the story a well rounded feel.
One big problem I have is that a grown man, who should know better, eats bubbling white crud coming from the ground...Who really does this? It was bubbling up like cold oil? Just white.
Night Screams (1987)
Not the worst.
Some of the people are fleshed out, others you could care less about when they die. The deaths are different and at least try to be clever. But there are too many potietnial killers and it seems to confuse the plot someone.
THe plot itself is not all that well put together but it tries and it not as bad as it good be.
Schrei - denn ich werde dich töten! (1999)
SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
This movie boasted that it was the German answer to Scream/IKWYDLS/Scary Movie?{okay}/ and other teen slashers. It managed to make them look good. This was slow and pointless, the reasons behind the killings, much like Camp Blood, make little sense. The Killers even go too far in setting up abilis...I would say watch it to find out but don't.
Granted its not the worst I have seen by far, it might even have been good if it just picked up the pace a little. I enjoy mystery slowness but this was moloassas slow. You quit caring after awhile you just wanted it to hurry up and get on with it...
The House on Sorority Row (1982)
Not bad.
Its not an overall bad film. I am still struck how teens and people are pictured in these types of movies. More willing to hide the body then just claim an accident or something. Maybe its just me but if someone died it wouldn't even cross my mind to hide it. That never works forever....
Anyway, for the budget and the fact they did not try to be more then it was. It keeps you guessing as to who the killer might be, There are a few choices and you never sure if it is the head lady of the house or one of the girls or a guest to the party...I mean its pretty well done in that regared. If you like the 80's teen slashers like Slumber Party Massacre or the like then this is the movie for you.
Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (2000)
Bad Idea
The first one was not all bad. Never took itself serious and the idea was a fun one. But then they had to change it and put a snowman on a tropical island...huh? Thats right. Plus Jack has many new "powers" to use in the sequel that he did not have before. One of them is the power to create baby's in the form of snowballs.
They go on a rampage and kill alot of the islanders and crew of the resort. Then the weakness that Jack has thanks to the returning Sherrif Sam is one of the stupidest things ever. I enjoyed most of the first one but this was a mistake and should never have been made...Some of, if not all the deaths were stupid...I mean the thing with the Ice and the model?
All and all if you want to see Killer Snowmen, stick with the first one. Avoid this one if you can, the title alone should tell you that. Attack of the Mutant Killer Snowman...Indeed.
Jack Frost (1997)
Well....
This is a bad movie. I will give you that but compared to some of the stuff I have sat through not as bad. I mean if you don't take it seriously at all as it does not take it's self serious. I mean a Killer Snowman and a guy called Sherrif Sam?. Anyway this killer is caught after a rampage by a small town sherrif and gets a chance at revenge when he becomes a snowman. Not the worst ever idea but close. I think if you like hoakey cheesy movies and have some free time this is not the worst choice ever.
The sequel is many many times worse and makes even less sense then this one. The Shannon/Bathtub scence is...Different. Plus the one-liners are some classic cheese. Not a bad way to kill a few hours over all.
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
What I expected.
I put off doing this as I was not sure what to say. I, unlike many people, went in just knowing this would be more action then Horror. I was right but does that make it a bad movie? Not at all, I enjoy seeing the Big Two up on the big screen together, could it have been better, sure.
Making it more of a Horror movie would have been a start but overall I did enjoy it. While Freddy was played by Englund as usual the Freddy we know and Love, Jason was Not played by Kane Hodder which is what I really wanted to see. Ken did not make a real good Jason IMHO, not horriable but not real good either.
I hope the sequel/Prequel to either this movie or either series seperate lives up to the fans and what they want. The fight scences between the two were just want you would expect and while Jason gets most of the kills, Freddy does have the upper hand alot of the time.
Overall this was a good movie for the fans of both series, I think it tried hard to please fans on both sides, which is hard to do and I give them credit for that if nothing else.
Swimming Pool - Der Tod feiert mit (2001)
Not Bad.
As I have said before, I rent low-budget or unknown horror when I can. I find this one quite by accident and put it on my Netflix account. I was pleastly suprised. After sitting through less then steller movies such as Terror Toons and Camp Blood one and two this was quite good.
Sure its the same old slasher/Ten Little Indians formula. A bunch of teens in a place they shouldn't be and locked up inside as it is a party start getting killed, so the killer must be...do do dooooo. ONE OF THEM!!! Like the guy before me, I agree some of the death scences are pretty cool, the waterslide comes to mind...The acting is so/so..Nice to see Miller getting some work...It's funny I was just watching late,late night reruns of that show..That's My Bush the other day.
Anyway, this movie a decent staple and overall not bad. You need these kind of movie to help push stars and propel other movies higher. As Horror goes, there is much worse and while the ending and the killer/killers Motive is lame the movie is an enjoyable way to kill a couple hours.
The Weight of Water (2000)
Not bad...
I saw this movie on HBO the other night while staying up...I found it to be not half bad. I had to look it up on IMDB as I missed the first 10 mins or so and therefore missed the title but I did it and found it based on Hurly and Penn. The modern day story was okay but the story they were researhing was really bizaree and I think made the story. True figuring out what happened and what really went on that night is partly easy it was not a bad film over all.
If you catch it on HBO or just want to see Hurly take off her top this is the movie for you.
Camp Blood 2 (2000)
The Point?
Did you find it because I didn't. I mean really, I know people in Horror films are not the brighest stars in the sky but even this goes above and behind. To return to the very woods were everything happened the first time? Really. Not that the first movie made all that much but the killer this time at least had a reason for what he/she did.
But that does not really help as the killer in the first one made no sense whatsoever. This movie is actully no worse then the first one, yes the acting is worse but the killers reason is better...You follow me? No, good cause if you did I would like you to explain it too me.
The best advice I can give you is to avoid both of these bombs as best you can. The hokey or cheese factor is not enough to help the movie. The only reason I sat through this one is becase is I start a series I have to finish it...Obsessive that way I guess.
Scary Movie 3 (2003)
Not the worst spoof.
There have been worse ones for sure. I liked Airplane and sequel. I went in expecting something pretty funny. The problems being that is was limited in what it could do being pg-13.
Alot of the jokes were dated....Women Intitiuon or ESPN? Man, that is from when I was in Middle School. Making Fun of Micheal Jacksons child molester thing...Cmon. Alot of the jokes fell flat and even with the movie being as short as it was there seem to be too many underlying storylines. They couldn't seem to keep them all together.
The end was kind of a jumbled mess. Don't get me wrong, there were funny parts and I did laugh out loud a few times. But overall it was a disapointment. Scary Movie 2 was not the best spoof but the opening scence was great in Scary Movie 2. I thought that was really funny.
Terror Toons (2002)
STAY AWAY!!!
It very simple. I rented this thinking it would be like Roger Rabbit on crack. A toon that uses toon powers to kill. Instead We get two guys, a doctor and a monkey, in rubber suits so bad that Godzilla looks real. I purposely rent "bad" horror movies with good ones. I love a horror movie full of cheese. Even to the point of being funny, but this was not even that. At the very least you expect so funny things or even nudity in this 20 dollar peice of crap. You don't get any of that. There are no redemming features in this movie at all. I enjoyed Camp Blood better and I didn't like that movie much either.
My most sincere and best advice is to run from this as fast as you can. Avoid it at all costs.
Camp Blood (2000)
One of the worst...
I got this movie on Netflix as I usually like bad horror. But this went way way beyond that. I mean first off the rip off killer, who was a cross between Jason and Micheal was called The Clown?.
The reason The Clown was killing people was also one of the stupidest I have ever seen...EVER. The killer was not even old enough to be the killer and the reason others help is never explained. Even if you like bad horror you should avoid this movie like the plague.
Since the stars don't go into the negetives I am not sure what to give it.