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Hot Club California (1999)
Stupidest movie i have ever seen.
:SPOILERS: just read them if you're thinking of watching this, save some valuable time by reading this before ever thinking of sitting down and watching this piece of trash. Here's the storyline. Three whores stumble upon a suitcase that contains 100 thousand dollars and they decide to take the money and move to California to open a strip club. The money belongs to this gangster from Detroit and he gets p***y and wants his money back. In between the time it gets to the time where he finds the chicks there are a ton of boring sex scenes mixed in. Yeah there's a lot of skin but I found myself about falling asleep to the whole thing. The bad ass mobster guy comes out to California and by the most retarded thing ever, one of the whores....the redhead wins a bunch of money on a poker game and wins her money back and then some, and once the mobster guy gets his money he becomes the girls best friend! What the hell!??! Then he throws down 4 million freakin dollars and buys the club from the girls saying "he always wanted to expand his empire to the west coast" A monkey could have written a better script, this by far is the worst movie I have ever seen. If you see this on HBO ever again...avoid it like the plague! You'll want those 2 hours of your life back.
Johnny Be Good (1988)
Anthony Michael Hall throws like a girl!
This among many things makes this a bad movie overall. I thought this movie could be good having Uma Thurman, and Robert Downey Jr, but boy was i wrong. Luckily this was on HBO during a lazy saturday afternoon where i had nothing to do so i wouldn't feel so bad having wasted an hour and a half of my life on this bad movie. They really could have found someone better than Anthony Michael Hall in the role of the star football player choosing a school to go to.