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5/10
It's completely unremarkable
7 August 2015
Being a comic book fan from the 90s, I noticed many dissimilarities from the classic origin story and this film. Which were fine, and more in tune with the times. It also made me feel like this was new and potentially exciting.

Unfortunately it never led anywhere. By the time they get their powers little of the film remains, and things after that feel rushed and lack credibility. Reed Richards' character acts particularly odd, specially for those used to the comics. Also, the villain's actions made very little sense to me, as well as his powers. Avoiding spoilers, at one point he is apparently stranded, and the next minute he is basically omnipotent.

Sue was the nicest character for me, and much smarter than the comic book version. Ben was alright, as was Johnny. Reed seemed off. Doom, despite being miles away from the comic, was pretty interesting.

There's very little action in this film, and the final battle is rushed and uninteresting. Dialogue towards the end felt cliché and lame. I sort of regret having paid the full ticket price for this.
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Chappie (2015)
2/10
Great visuals, completely ludicrous plot
12 March 2015
Warning: Spoilers
Felt like leaving the theater for this one. It started off nicely, with a hugely successful robot task force with moderate A.I. Then for some reason funding gets cut and the head developer decides to go rogue and install his untested super A.I. on a stolen robot.

Hard to swallow plot #1: The robots can only be reprogrammed in the presence of a unique key USB disk. The developer just picks it up and takes it home, spends several days with it, and no one bats an eye.

#2: Chappie is born with the knowledge of a baby. But miraculously he learns the English language in a couple of days of exchanging a few sentences with his "parents".

#3: The bad guys let the developer, which they just stole and beat the crap of, come and go as he pleases. No worries of him alerting the authorities or his companies' own robot army. Which he doesn't, inexplicably.

#4: For someone so intelligent, Chappie is pretty dumb. He knows shooting someone kills them but is convinced that knifing "just makes them sleep".

#5: After lying to manipulate the robot every step of the way, the "bad daddy" decides to come clean and admit that in fact he can't prevent Chappie's demise. Which obviously results in almost getting killed.

#6: The same "bad daddy" then does a complete flip flop and puts his life on the line to save Chappie. Which is going to die in a few hours anyway. And not in any effective way I might add, he just decides to become a sitting duck for some reason.

#7: The factory where all the mayhem originated from is the least secure place in the city. And absolutely no one, except for the protagonist and the antagonist, are able to go to the command console and sort things out. In fact it just remains abandoned in all other times.

#8: The childlike robot prodigy miraculously (again) is able to do a feat no else had: transfer consciousness. With some banged up laptop too.

#9: Police is nowhere to be seen, and despite being perfectly possible to restore the malfunctioning robots from the control central no one decides to even try it. There's just frantic panic and cowboy stunts.

There's more but you get the picture. To me the movie was painful to watch. Every character seemed to be shouting all the time and have complete disregard for logic. It was a dumb movie. The one nice thing that temporarily took the pain away was the warm feeling you get when you realize the robot is able to sacrifice his own life for the survival of a human. So, 2 minutes out of 120. Maybe I should have rated this even lower - but the 3/10 stands, because of visuals.
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4/10
It's not a good movie, at least by my standards
15 July 2013
This is my first review, and I'm 34 years old. Often I don't agree with the high ratings young moviegoers shower the latest vapid blockbusters, but I understand they love it and they have the right to their opinion. Conversely, I really disliked Strangers on a Train and I feel my opinion is similarly valid. Being in the IMDb's top 250 with a rating of 8+ I approached this movie expecting a masterpiece, but in the end felt feed a bunch of crap.

It started off decently enough, suspense building slowly like I would expect from the genre's master director. But after the first part of movie's unusual premise is completed, things fall apart. The characters' actions don't feel realistic and several scenes made me "wake up" from the movie's universe as they didn't feel real. Also I felt the movie dragged on forever. I was bored, and I can usually endure some pretty non-eventful developments before I get bored.

The end felt fake, phony and completely forced. I felt like I was watching a B horror movie and (almost?) started laughing at how ridiculously bad it all looked.

Maybe at the time the movie was a masterpiece, I don't know. But my rating is made today and I utterly don't recommend it. 4/10.
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