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The Three Stooges (2000 TV Movie)
5/10
Sometimes...
8 August 2008
Warning: Spoilers
An avid Stooges fan I have been since I was a little kid. (I'm a rarity among Stooge lovers too. Shemp has always been my favorite) I remember watching this movie with great anticipation.

I was highly disappointed with the historical aspects. Now, of course I know it's a movie, but there was a great deal of misinformation presented to the viewer... The first being Shemp's phobias... Everyone knows he was a phobic wreck, but Shemp was not scared of train travel. They also have him looking perfectly comfortable in a car, and this is not true. Shemp was terrified of being in a car. This coming from an accident he had as a teenager while trying to get his license. They also get his age of death wrong. He was 60 not 59. Curly is also run through the mill. They portray him as childlike. This is not true at all. He was the one who cut his hair and didn't babble like a baby at getting it cut. There are other misinformations presented, but too numerous to mention.

What was good was Paul Ben-Victor's performance as Moe, and Michael Chiklis' portrayal of Curly (no matter how screwed up the script was). Evan Handler makes a serviceable Larry, while John Kassir is a poor Shemp. Paul Ben-Victor portrays Moe, much the way Moe was in real life. A quiet homebody. Chiklis has every mannerism of Curly down pat, and truly acts the part, but the role was written poorly. There are some bright and warm moments in this, but for stooge die-hards, some of what they present is hard to swallow.

** out of ****
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10/10
Imagine How Good It Would've Been With A Bigger Budget
5 December 2004
Warning: Spoilers
MAY CONTAIN A SPOILER OR TWO

Let me just say I really liked Battle Beyond The Stars. The plot follows that of the Seven Samurai, in which a galactic conquerer, Sador (John Saxon) attempts to destroy the planet Akir. Shad (Richard Thomas) attempts to save the planet by hiring seven futuristic mercenaries (George Peppard, Robert Vaughn, Morgan Woodward, Sybil Danning, etc.) to protect his planet. The Mercenaries fight Sador's superior numbers in a great, climatic battle. Now, the following will contain a spoiler, so don't read any further, if you haven't seen this movie... The mercenaries are killed off, one by one by Sador's evil group. (I believe Peppard's Space Cowboy was the last of the mercenaries to die.) Shad's ship Nell crashes into the Hammerhead and Akir is saved. The dialogue at the end that Shad and Nanelia have was a great... OK so, summing up, the main reason I loved the movie was the characters. From Peppard's hammy performance as Space Cowboy to Vaughn's deadly serious Gelt, each character is unique, and has something to prove... Oh, did I mention Sybil Danning's boobs???
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Club Paradise (1986)
6/10
What Went Wrong?
5 December 2004
When I first saw this movie listed in TV Guide, I said to myself: "I must see this movie..." After viewing it, I asked myself what had gone wrong. Was it a bad cast???? Hardly. In fact, this is one of the best assembled comedic casts in any film I've ever seen. Was it bad direction???? No. Harold Ramis did a good job, though he wasn't at his best. Was it the script???? Possibly. Although I believe the true answer is character development was overlooked. Williams, O'Toole, and the rest of the cast are hampered by characters that are dull and uninteresting. I'm an aspiring screenwriter myself, and after I watched this film, I said to myself: "I could have written better characters..." That my dear friends is what went wrong.
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Galaxy Quest (1999)
8/10
The Magnificent Seven Meets Spaceballs Meets A Bug's Life
1 December 2004
GALAXY QUEST (1999) Starring: Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver, Alan Rickman, Tony Shalhoub, Sam Rockwell, Daryl Mitchell, Robin Sachs, Enrico Colantoni.

When I first saw this movie, I thought it was funny, although I truly didn't understand it. The plot involves one of my favorite themes... A Ragtag group, facing superior numbers. The Thermians hire a group of actors, whom they believe to be great starfighters. Allen is average as Jason Nesmith, the traditional bad boy type actor, who's past his prime. Weaver is Gwen DeMarco, who felt she was being wasted on-screen (And later on the ship), with the stupid job of repeating the computer, and serving as eye candy. Rickman is Alexander Dane, a Shakespearian actor, who now regrets his choice to be on the show, and longs to return to his old ways. Shalhoub is wonderful as the continually stoned Fred Kwan, who spends most of his time with the munchies. Rockwell's Guy Fleegman is a glaring reference to The Magnificent Seven character Lee... Fearing a violent death, he will eventually pull himself together, with Fred's help. Mitchell's Tommy Weber could have been done by any African-American actor in the business, but he pulls the role of loud, somewhat obnoxious Weber down pat. My only regret is the casting of Allen. He is adequate (As I mentioned) but nowhere near strong enough to carry a film like this. He still comes across as Tim "Tool Man" Taylor.... 8.5/10
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The A-Team (1983–1987)
10/10
My Favorite TV Show
27 November 2004
I'll always be in debt to my late uncle (a Vietnam Vet himself) for showing this show to me. I was automatically captivated by the fun characters and the campy 80's feel. George Peppard's Hannibal was my initial favorite, I related to the character like a brother, and Dwight Schultz's Murdock was always good for a pick me up when you're feeling down. The Team were mercenaries for hire, and defender of the little guy. For some reason, I've always loved the simplistic plot line (Think The Magnificent Seven or A Bug's Life) about good underdogs always beating a villain with superior numbers. I taped every episode I could, and I recall the Hulk Hogan episodes, in which my little brother (Knowing I was a fan of Wrestling) asked me who the Hulkster was facing. I went to my tapes and found it was archive footage of Hogan VS Greg Valentine at the Philadelphia Spectrum in 1984. Anyway, my favorite episodes had to be The Court Martial Series and A Bend In The River. I taped them off TV Land, but lost it, so I suppose I must wait for the DVD of the respective seasons to come out. I believe the show ended too quickly (Just before I was born), and I wish I could find reruns, or maybe they'll put the show on Nick At Night.
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The Jerk (1979)
Muddled But Funny
27 November 2004
I remember catching this movie on HBO late one night around 1 AM. Now, as an amateur screenwriter, I remembered this movie acted like a project I had written when I was 14. Funny, in fact I laughed quite often, but it was muddled when it came to everything else. Steve Martin carries the whole movie by himself (Except for M. Emmett Walsh's cameo), and it shows. Peters is talented, but there's nothing in this movie that shows it. The late seventies, early eighties feel of the movie is a plus, because some of the best movies come from that era. But, don't be deceived into thinking this movie is awful. It's actually a fun little movie. But also don't expect too much from it, as only Martin generates a majority of the laughs. Only see this movie if you are drunk, high, or a Steve Martin fan.
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10/10
This movie is good.
8 August 2004
This movie is one of the best Westerns ever made. The characters each have distinct personalities, and the script is well paced. I saw this on one of the late night movie channels, and was surprised that the supporting cast wasn't given more time. Robert Vaughn and James Coburn are my personal favorites, and they both shine in their time on screen as the dapper, nervous, Lee. And, the stoic, tough as nails, Britt respectively. I always thought neither character got enough screen time, instead they focus more on Bucholtz's Chico, who, even though being a good character, is hardly the caliber of Vaughn or Coburn, or Bronson, or even Dexter. Brynner, McQueen, and Wallach all are very good leads, but I just feel the four characters who were not really focused on (Lee, Bernardo, Britt, and Harry Luck) were still the best. Highly recommended nonetheless.
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The Music Man (2003 TV Movie)
I was utterly dissapointed
30 March 2003
Last year, I played Mayor Shinn in my old Middle school production of The Music Man, and I prefered our version to the TV movie. I was especially dissapointed with Victor Garber. I knew when I saw the commercials that he was utterly unfit for the role that was mastered by the late Paul Ford. I tried to emmulate Ford when I did the show, and I got some good reviews, but I couldn't replace his original gusto, and apperantly, Garber couldn't do that, or even make the role entertaining. Broaderick is good for the role of Harold Hill, but he's no Preston. It was a fair film, (with the exception of Garber, who really was a turn-off.) But I wouldn't recommend it over the 1962 film.
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