This movie was unbelievably hard to watch. I simply can't see how it's supposably one of the best films of all time. To be honest, I couldn't finish it. I watched an hour and a half and decided it wasn't worth the extra time to finish it. I would, without question, put this film in the bottom 10 of my movies I have ever seen. I really can't see what people think is truly great about this film other than the preconceived notion that it's supposed to be good. It's not. Let's stop the act and finally agree that this movie is garbage.
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8 Reviews
Emelie
(2015)
Absolutely horrible
15 August 2018
Warning: Spoilers
I felt I had to write this to combat the positive reviews, which must have been friends or family of the people in this movie. The entire film is beyond pointless and should never have been a movie. Babysitter wants to kidnap kid. Proceeds to do random disturbing things to the children for seemingly no reason. Parents begin to return home and she panics for time. Why? Why do any of this. Just take the kid and run.
The entire time I'm watching this move, I'm frustrated trying to figure out how the writers thought any of this movie made sense or was a good idea.
Please don't watch this movie.
The entire time I'm watching this move, I'm frustrated trying to figure out how the writers thought any of this movie made sense or was a good idea.
Please don't watch this movie.
My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2
(2016)
Unwatchable
21 July 2016
Im sorry, but this movie was awful. I remember watching the first one several years back and enjoying it which is the main reason I was interested in this flick. I realize the jokes are supposed to be corny and stereotypical, which was what made the first one unique. HOWEVER, this one was just trash. Seriously brutal. The first 50 minutes felt like an eternity. There wasn't any discernible jokes to laugh at or a plot to be interested in. It was just nonsense about nothing. I never turn off a movie, but this was a close as I ever came. I can't remember what was worse, tearing my ACL or watching BFGW2. This movie was supposed to show a "train wreck of a family", but the jokes on us... the movie is the train wreck.
Long story short.. watch old people bicker about the stupidest plot that has ever occurred.
Long story short.. watch old people bicker about the stupidest plot that has ever occurred.
Dumb and Dumber To
(2014)
Beyond disappointed
27 November 2014
Dumb and Dumber is one of my favorite movies. I love the classic one- liners and everything about the film. Therefore, my expectations for Dumb and Dumber to were rather high... Needless to say, this movie failed miserably.
The major difference, and the main reason the film was less than adequate, was that Harry and Lloyd were all but retarded. In the original film, they were normal people operating in the world. They were just stupid. In this sequel, they were beyond dumb. Great line from the movie Tropic Thunder, "never go full retard", which is exactly what this film did. The jokes were incredibly forced and the film tried to recycle old jokes from the original as well. However, this time the level of retardation was simply not funny. It wasn't believable, thus taking away the essence of what made the first one a classic.
The major difference, and the main reason the film was less than adequate, was that Harry and Lloyd were all but retarded. In the original film, they were normal people operating in the world. They were just stupid. In this sequel, they were beyond dumb. Great line from the movie Tropic Thunder, "never go full retard", which is exactly what this film did. The jokes were incredibly forced and the film tried to recycle old jokes from the original as well. However, this time the level of retardation was simply not funny. It wasn't believable, thus taking away the essence of what made the first one a classic.
Shaky camera ruins film. Step backward for PA
5 January 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Let me start off by saying I am a fan of the PA series. However, I have yet to be scared by one of their titles.
***If you get motion sickness at all, DO NOT see this movie*** My entire party got sick during this film as about 95% of the movie is shot in a first person home video camera style. The camera bounces around constantly..literally constantly, and I felt like leaving the theater a couple times. If you are confused what I mean by this, see the movie Chronicle.
The movie itself was bland. It lacked character depth and really any "story". Nothing really happened and I cant really say it built up to anything. It was just 1) lady downstairs is weird 2)what are these powers 3)Jesse is some kind of monster 4)Wait,what? 5)Over. I feel this movie was a huge step backward. Would have liked to see more of the cast from the original movies.
***If you get motion sickness at all, DO NOT see this movie*** My entire party got sick during this film as about 95% of the movie is shot in a first person home video camera style. The camera bounces around constantly..literally constantly, and I felt like leaving the theater a couple times. If you are confused what I mean by this, see the movie Chronicle.
The movie itself was bland. It lacked character depth and really any "story". Nothing really happened and I cant really say it built up to anything. It was just 1) lady downstairs is weird 2)what are these powers 3)Jesse is some kind of monster 4)Wait,what? 5)Over. I feel this movie was a huge step backward. Would have liked to see more of the cast from the original movies.
Little Deaths
(2011)
Warning: Terrible Movie
7 June 2012
Warning: Spoilers
This movie started with some real promise, and then tanked harder than the Titanic sinking to the floor of the N. Atlantic. The movie, or rather three short stories, each brought a little bit of terrible to the movie that left Little Deaths with a score of 2/10.
Story 1) Rich family brings in a homeless girl in to their home and gives her a meal. Then the family proceeds to drug, and then rape her. The homeless girl then unleashes her vampire power and kills the wife. Only part of this movie which could be considered "horror".
Story 2) Male nudity... Guy sells sperm pills.. No further comment.
Story 3) Crazed girlfriend forces her boyfriend to pretend to be a dog while they have sex. Eventually, it turns out that she is terrified of real dogs. The boyfriend gets revenge on her by unleashing a pack of dogs into her apartment.
Never watch with kids or your parents. Either/or would lead to the most awkward 2 hours of your life. It was absolutely awful. I wish I could say there was a redeeming quality associated with this film, but there was certainly none present. If you would like to enjoy your night, skip this one.
Drugs/excessive nudity/swearing
Story 1) Rich family brings in a homeless girl in to their home and gives her a meal. Then the family proceeds to drug, and then rape her. The homeless girl then unleashes her vampire power and kills the wife. Only part of this movie which could be considered "horror".
Story 2) Male nudity... Guy sells sperm pills.. No further comment.
Story 3) Crazed girlfriend forces her boyfriend to pretend to be a dog while they have sex. Eventually, it turns out that she is terrified of real dogs. The boyfriend gets revenge on her by unleashing a pack of dogs into her apartment.
Never watch with kids or your parents. Either/or would lead to the most awkward 2 hours of your life. It was absolutely awful. I wish I could say there was a redeeming quality associated with this film, but there was certainly none present. If you would like to enjoy your night, skip this one.
Drugs/excessive nudity/swearing
Hidden 3D
(2011)
Should be on the Bottom Movie List
7 June 2012
Warning: Spoilers
I went into this movie expecting it to be similar to the grudge based on the cover of the movie. I could not be more wrong. The movie is about some weird bug/flies that carry some sort of toxin that can cure or cause an addiction... what that means, I have no idea.
Basically, a group of adults go into an abandoned insane asylum/hospital and wander around for what seems an eternity. People start dying and you find out that these "kids" are killing them.
I am pretty sure this is the worst movie I have ever seen and would wish this on no one. If you are bored, or looking for something to watch, please pass on this one.
Basically, a group of adults go into an abandoned insane asylum/hospital and wander around for what seems an eternity. People start dying and you find out that these "kids" are killing them.
I am pretty sure this is the worst movie I have ever seen and would wish this on no one. If you are bored, or looking for something to watch, please pass on this one.
7 Nights of Darkness
(2011)
Turned out alright.
27 May 2012
The first 30-40 minutes are rough to watch, but the movie gets better from there. It was the first time in a long time that I actually jumped at a couple scenes. My recommendation is to watch it as if you and some friends were filming it, rather than watching it as you would a main stream horror film. Based on pure "scared feeling", i chose to give it a 6, which I believe is why you would watch a movie like this. If you are looking for great effects and A list acting, then continue your search. Overall, I would recommend it to a friend, but I would say to rent rather than buy it.
No drugs/alcohol/sex. Scene with very light violence. Excessive swearing.
No drugs/alcohol/sex. Scene with very light violence. Excessive swearing.
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